It all begins innocently enough

Origin of the starfish

by PhotoShopWarrior 5 years ago (Mon, May 05, 2008) in Violent (NSFW)

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notorious | 5 years ago | +15
oops, that's not the butter
- joythief07 | 5 years ago | +7
  I can't believe it!
- Janbur | 5 years ago
  Speaking of butter, did anyone else find the chick from the old Country Crock commercials to be insanely hot even though you only saw her hands and heard her voice?
  - hawtchica06 | 5 years ago | +1
    ...*crickets*....nope. just you.
deleted | 5 years ago | +7
"oh hunny it's ok that you cheated, here can you help me with something in the kitchen..."
- j18speed | 5 years ago | +2
  That's one reason I stay the fuck out of the kitchen.
  - Domina | 5 years ago
    As you should.
MetatronAtra | 5 years ago | +5
Innocently?
notanomad | 5 years ago | +5
see kids? this is why you don't EVER run with knives. EVER!
- ninjirate | 5 years ago | +1
  But if you just HAVE to be a rebel and break that rule, at least wear pants. (with a cup)
  - Klamydia | 5 years ago | +1
    and 2 girls
    - HoraceRider | 5 years ago
      I don't know about running with knives, but you should definitely not fuck with knives.
PhotoShopWarrior | 5 years ago | +5
"See doc, I have this stabbing pain in my cock.. Any idea what it might be?"
jalebron | 5 years ago | +3
obviously NOT a shaving accident.
- stylez40 | 5 years ago
  More like a glory hole accident
kmb666 | 5 years ago | +3
Never tell the wife she sucks at cooking!!
- 13thstepper | 5 years ago
  why not? oh right right right. that thing up there. I'm so dumb :P
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
I'd hate to see the other "guy"
R3dneck | 5 years ago | +2
How about you just take that there knife and drag it across your throat... or slit both wrists... whatever you're feeling, I'm not fussy, so long as it gets the job done.
- deleted | 5 years ago
  i was thinking more along the lines of him piercing his temple with the knife instead just as effective but quicker
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