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Origin of the starfish
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From: PhotoShopWarrior Joined: 8 months ago Uploads: 74 |
Added: May 05, 2008 Category: Violent Tags: cock dick penis knife pierce cut bisect slice wrong |
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Innocently? +4 replyMetatronAtra posted 1 week ago
oops, that's not the butter +10 reply 
I can't believe it! +5 replyjoythief07 posted 1 week ago
Speaking of butter, did anyone else find the chick from the old Country Crock commercials to be insanely hot even though you only saw her hands and heard her voice? reply 
...*crickets*....nope. just you. +1 replyhawtchica06 posted 7 days ago
I'd hate to see the other "guy" +2 reply
see kids? this is why you don't EVER run with knives. EVER! +4 reply 
But if you just HAVE to be a rebel and break that rule, at least wear pants. (with a cup) +1 reply 
and 2 girls +1 reply 
I don't know about running with knives, but you should definitely not fuck with knives. replyHoraceRider posted 6 days ago
Thats not the butcher block!!! reply
hope he sterilized the knife first replywastingtime posted 1 week ago
well, looks like thats well and truly fucked doesnt it. A dead penis is a useless penis. reply
Never tell the wife she sucks at cooking!! +3 reply 
why not? oh right right right. that thing up there. I'm so dumb :P reply13thstepper posted 1 week ago
what a dick head +1 replytwatsickle posted 1 week ago
he could run with this idea and turn his dick into the shocker replymysocksdontmatch posted 1 week ago
How about you just take that there knife and drag it across your throat... or slit both wrists... whatever you're feeling, I'm not fussy, so long as it gets the job done. +2 reply 
i was thinking more along the lines of him piercing his temple with the knife instead just as effective but quicker replywhitetrashdotnet posted 1 week ago
Now THATS a gay blade +1 replyscorpionking posted 1 week ago
Where's Mrs bobbit reply
Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Luella, was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. +1 replyshykitten42 posted 1 week ago- Remember the news account of Lorena Bobbit throwing her hubbys severed penis out the car window? Yeah, it bounced off the windshield of a passing car, one guy in the car remarked to the other,"Did you see the dick on that bug!!??" replyHoraceRider posted 6 days ago
Poor, poor penis....I'll never understand this...Guys please enlighten me WHY?? +1 replymistressXXX posted 1 week ago
THERE IS NO WHY, only "downsyndrom", "retardism", "mentally unstable", or sheer stupidity.....always starts with hmmm, I wonder what would happen if..... +3 reply - Anybody who would mutilate themselves that badly would make a Downs Syndrome kid look like Albert Einstein. replyHoraceRider posted 6 days ago
cocks THAT small need mutilating sometimes +1 reply Maybe thats it, you cant make it any longer, so why not split it and make it two? reply
"oh hunny it's ok that you cheated, here can you help me with something in the kitchen..." +7 reply
*points down* let this cock have a stab at it! reply
Maybe his woman (or whatever) got pissed off because he didn't shave or trim that Brillo bush? replyCobra Dick posted 1 week ago
Thank god the knife didn't hurt the glans - could have cause severe brain damage! replysmurfspunk posted 1 week ago
i think it would be good if it did hit the balls then he could not reproduce dumb asses like himself reply
- he might be going to hell, but i hope his poor little weiner gets a free pass to heaven reply13thstepper posted 1 week ago
- "See doc, I have this stabbing pain in my cock.. Any idea what it might be?" +5 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 1 week ago
never bring a knife to a gun fight reply 
or get your cock out at a knife fight... +2 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 week ago
I see you've played knifey spooney before um I mean knifey...... yer you get the point replyboogerking posted 6 days ago
LEAVE HIM ALONE The guy only wanted cheese Bless him replyleeshack46 posted 1 week ago
I guess he missed his pubes.... reply
thats one way to make sure you cant use it nasty reply - Maybe they should show this pic to judges who have to pass sentencing on sex offenders. replyHoraceRider posted 6 days ago
I don't care how ugly, small the cock, or that the pubes are to long. NO dick deserves to have that done to it. Ouch! +1 replyjonniewaker posted 1 week ago
He should have used a bigger knife and just killed himself. +1 replyCanadasmostwanted posted 1 week ago
What the fuck people? I mean come on. I love my penis. Just cut it off, get a vagina and stop the penis abuse. replyCavalierCanadian posted 1 week ago
Maybe he was trying to trim that overgrown forest. reply
Why?! Oh why?! reply
this is why you should always tell your wife she is a good cook! reply
it was hunting season on a nude beach.... replypen_is_god posted 6 days ago
- I really hope this is fake! replysomeguycalleddave posted 5 days ago
now that would hurt replysmashedtoy posted 5 days ago
dammit thats where my letter opener went what a weiner reply
don't cheat on me or I'll cut off ur dick replybronxbeauty8 posted 5 days ago
why do these men hate thier peni reply
- two ugly bitches fightin over one tiny cock, one bitch says to the other "bitch if i can have it he cant have it eather." story told :D an now u no replykillerbrad4u posted 2 days ago
- this aint fake, it's posted on bme, good site. as they say"one mans meat is another mans poison". hard to swallow ? replydavidtat2d posted 2 days ago
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