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From: BikerTrash Joined: 1 year ago Uploads: 5 |
Added: Jun 23, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: jesus god cock tattoo |
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Someone cooking up a "Jesus is a dick" joke right this minute. replyDaredevil1930 posted 1 year ago
too bad you didn't buy a bigger dick. +1 replyspamjavolin posted 1 year ago
- Wonder what went through the tattoo artist's head when this guy asked for jesus on his dick? replyBikerTrash posted 1 year ago
Not much, it looks like a self made prison tat. +4 reply 
OK, I get it now. Thats how lots of guys find Jesus while in prison +13 replyscorpionking posted 1 year ago
Or Jesus finds them. +5 replyMrSunshine posted 1 year ago
yah its to get the message across "no before you make me your bitch, do you really wanna fuck with jesus?" +2 replyHolliWould posted 1 year ago
nobody fucks with the jesus. +1 reply13thstepper posted 1 year ago
for god sake....WHY... reply - He's probally trying to get into a nun's pants. Everyone knows nun pussy's the tightest. +3 replyDaredevil1930 posted 1 year ago
Jesus christ, that's one ugly dick!! +3 reply 
It's the balls I find most disturbing. Looks like he used them as a bungee cord. +1 replywhackattack posted 1 year ago
Jesus SHaves... +25 reply - I wish I woulda thought of that replyBikerTrash posted 1 year ago
fuck me jesus fuck me jesus fuck me jesus "linda blair" +4 replysuperman2086 posted 1 year ago
He thinks his dick is god?? Who has been lying to this guy. reply 
the nun, wait they lie, right? reply
how long after this tat did this scumlords penis "rise again"? +5 replyLangerhans posted 1 year ago
i think it was three days later----2 days 23 hours 59 minutes after mine reply
Jesus "Fucking" Christ +3 reply
See ya in hell.. I think this is jut as bad as cursing at nuns or maybe in some way it is a compliment.. +1 reply
That's not Jesus, it's Tommy Chong. +8 reply 
thank you!!! i would never be on a penis +1 replyJesusChrist420 posted 1 year ago
- Show me a dick with Jesus AND the twelves deciples and I'll be impressed. +2 replyscorpionking posted 1 year ago
- "Hey Babe, wanna see the Passion Of The Christ?" +11 replyscorpionking posted 1 year ago
haha, plus 10. +1 reply
guess he fucks the hell out of you! +11 replyanastasiajubilee posted 1 year ago- *loud belly laugh* funniest comment, can't stop laughing!!! replyscorpionking posted 1 year ago
Maybe it's Wolf Man Jack. reply 
come on speed you can do better than that. +1 replyfloridaboy4life posted 1 year ago
- holy fuck! +3 replyADayToRemember posted 1 year ago
If he does anal and gets shit on his dick, would that be HOLY SHIT??? +2 reply
Remember what you learned at sunday school honey, Open wide and swallow the body of christ! +10 reply - haha that was a good laugh..wish i could give you plus 2! replyADayToRemember posted 1 year ago
I would know some jesus jokes if I took my sinister ass to church. ;/ reply 
Just buy Truly Tasteless Jokes from the 80s! They have a whole section called... "Jesus Jokes!" Or atleast Religious, they are down right evil! replyVintageLoser posted 1 year ago
- I always thought Jesus looked hotter. Ha, but atleast HE WILL RISE AGAIN (AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!), and we all can say it together, "He's coming!" +7 replyVintageLoser posted 1 year ago
- When I'm driving I always see all those "christ is coming, are you ready?" bumper stickers... I just never thought THAT'S what they meant... next time I'll put my windshield wipers on just in case. +5 replyHolliWould posted 1 year ago
- CHRIST IS COMING; LOOK BUSY! CHRIST IS COMING; HIDE YOUR BONG! ...CHRIST IS COMING! OPEN YOUR MOUTH! Like that? lol! replyVintageLoser posted 1 year ago
Behold, the cuming of the Lord! +5 reply 
he wishes.. replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 1 year ago
more like cockpilot....damn now im going to hell replyapeshit8165 posted 1 year ago
holy fuck... get it? cuz of the holy thing...nevermind reply
That would be a strange coincidence if the guy with that tat was a hispanic guy named Jesus replyseandamonisback posted 1 year ago
So thats why there is only one set of foot prints in the sand. Jesus is riding on his dick. replyIam1whoAmI posted 1 year ago
Jesus is obviously his homeboy replyBlindfreek posted 1 year ago
He must think he's God's gift to women +3 reply
I guess Jesus was his last hope for his erection problem..!! +2 replygentletiger posted 1 year ago
Showoff, I have Jesus, the 2 criminals, mount Golgotha, the virgin Mary and 20 romans! With real nails! reply
They have got to be the ugliest set of clangers i have ever seen. reply
I am not saying thats a skanky cock ,but if you sucked that it would be your last supper +3 replykeyser soza posted 1 year ago
This is wrong in so many ways......... reply
He turns want her into whine. replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 1 year ago
- Blessed is he who cums in the name of the Lord. +1 replyHoHoSnackins posted 1 year ago
- St Peter is not going to be impressed. replyIam1whoAmI posted 1 year ago
I always knew Jesus was a dick. replyDeadInside200 posted 1 year ago
this dick does know christ was nailed to a cross? maybe someone nail this to a lump of wood too. reply 
Christ also had a crown of thorns around his head...how about some thorns around the other head. reply
there's no need for god to strike him dead...he'll just make his dick fall off :D +1 reply 
Thats the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. reply
Talking about saving your seat in Hell reply
^ Agree reply
Jesus loves cock o.O ? reply
He is on the fast track to HELL, on the express bus. replyzenitram91 posted 1 year ago
Seems like he came up a little short for the full body picture. +2 replycookiemonster345 posted 1 year ago
oooohh ok i knw wat you think...dat by doing this Jesus might grow your dick right...uumm well add on other god..cause your dicks one hard miracle reply 
i agree with u!!1 reply
lol i wonder if he named his cock heyzuse +1 reply
So thats how you get jesus inside you. It looks quicker than eat the Holy Jesus Cookie. reply
Jesus Shaves!! replysquizzytaylor posted 1 year ago
- See, Jesus in no pussy. But he hangs around some real C--ts. replysquizzytaylor posted 1 year ago
actually i have read "jesus is a cunt" !! reply
keep that fucking cock away from me reply
W.W.J.D. Who would Jesus Do? +1 reply
- Still waiting for the res-ERECTION. replysquizzytaylor posted 1 year ago
He tattooed Judas over his asshole. +1 reply
When it gets hard, you can see the last supper....... +1 replybadboy77339 posted 1 year ago
ticket 2 hell reply
But what about miracles like turning cum into wine? reply
This post is sacrilegious as in "sack"rilegious. +1 replyTheEyesHaveIt posted 1 year agoThank you Ted, that's the joke. reply
Blasphemous... reply
Hummm, a tattooed pic of Jesus on your cock, and posting the pic on a porn site...I'm just going out on a limb here, but your ticket to the pearly gates maybe ummm, revoked!! reply
can you imagine if it was mohammed!?!? replykajjagoogoo posted 1 year ago
I wonder if theres one with Hitler? Will he be train to throw one up if you utter "Seig hiel?" reply
I hope that cock is Lazarus...Jesus raised him from the dead replyruffneck887 posted 12 months ago
and his name Cock Jesus replyCraziMinded posted 12 months ago
- WTF is this? thats fuckin retarded! reply519marilynmanson posted 12 months ago
jesus was truly insane imo "hey everyone! im gods son! follow me!" reply
Perhaps he is a priest and this is how he offers the Body of Christ during communion. Amen. replyjerseydevil posted 12 months ago
Yes, jesus was cut as well! reply
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