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Guess this just bought my ticket to hell

Jesus is his copilot
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From: BikerTrash
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 5 		Added: Jun 23, 2008
Category: Bizarre
Tags: jesus   god   cock   tattoo  

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  • BikerTrash | 2 years ago
    Wonder what went through the tattoo artist's head when this guy asked for jesus on his dick? reply
    • lediable | 2 years ago
      about 2 months ago i had a gay couple come into the shop and request that they wanted eachothers dicks tattooed on eachothers inner thigh. it took about 1 1/2 to convince them otherwise. :-/ reply
  • Langerhans | 2 years ago
    how long after this tat did this scumlords penis "rise again"? +5 reply
    • id | 2 years ago
      i think it was three days later----2 days 23 hours 59 minutes after mine reply
  • RatDog67 | 2 years ago
    See ya in hell.. I think this is jut as bad as cursing at nuns or maybe in some way it is a compliment.. +1 reply
  • DIABLO | 2 years ago
    If he does anal and gets shit on his dick, would that be HOLY SHIT??? +2 reply
  • redd | 2 years ago
    Remember what you learned at sunday school honey, Open wide and swallow the body of christ! +10 reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    I would know some jesus jokes if I took my sinister ass to church. ;/ reply
    • VintageLoser | 2 years ago
      Just buy Truly Tasteless Jokes from the 80s! They have a whole section called... "Jesus Jokes!" Or atleast Religious, they are down right evil! reply
  • VintageLoser | 2 years ago
    I always thought Jesus looked hotter. Ha, but atleast HE WILL RISE AGAIN (AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!), and we all can say it together, "He's coming!" +7 reply
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago
      When I'm driving I always see all those "christ is coming, are you ready?" bumper stickers... I just never thought THAT'S what they meant... next time I'll put my windshield wipers on just in case. +5 reply
      • VintageLoser | 2 years ago
        CHRIST IS COMING; LOOK BUSY! CHRIST IS COMING; HIDE YOUR BONG! ...CHRIST IS COMING! OPEN YOUR MOUTH! Like that? lol! reply
  • Iam1whoAmI | 2 years ago
    So thats why there is only one set of foot prints in the sand. Jesus is riding on his dick. reply
  • clervaux | 2 years ago
    Showoff, I have Jesus, the 2 criminals, mount Golgotha, the virgin Mary and 20 romans! With real nails! reply
  • keyser soza | 2 years ago
    I am not saying thats a skanky cock ,but if you sucked that it would be your last supper +3 reply
  • invalid | 2 years ago
    this dick does know christ was nailed to a cross? maybe someone nail this to a lump of wood too. reply
    • stylez40 | 2 years ago
      Christ also had a crown of thorns around his head...how about some thorns around the other head. reply
  • drEamZ | 2 years ago
    oooohh ok i knw wat you think...dat by doing this Jesus might grow your dick right...uumm well add on other god..cause your dicks one hard miracle reply
  • Behemoth | 2 years ago
    So thats how you get jesus inside you. It looks quicker than eat the Holy Jesus Cookie. reply
  • wardancer | 2 years ago
    Hummm, a tattooed pic of Jesus on your cock, and posting the pic on a porn site...I'm just going out on a limb here, but your ticket to the pearly gates maybe ummm, revoked!! reply
  • BKG | 2 years ago
    I wonder if theres one with Hitler? Will he be train to throw one up if you utter "Seig hiel?" reply
  • Jerrick | 2 years ago
    jesus was truly insane imo "hey everyone! im gods son! follow me!" reply
  • jerseydevil | 2 years ago
    Perhaps he is a priest and this is how he offers the Body of Christ during communion. Amen. reply

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