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Jonah falcon

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by Emperor_Alexandros 7 years ago (Tue, Jan 22, 2008) in Porn (Porn)
Jonah falcon
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  • Emperor_Alexandros | 7 years ago | +11
    Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.
    • SmackMe | 7 years ago | +30
      So....... You must really like this guy's dick huh? Not only did you look for it, you upload it here, where the people normally go for the kill on about the smallest of things. But you also do seem very exicted about describing it to us in great depth. I'll leave it be there, and say no more.
      • Emperor_Alexandros | 7 years ago | +3
        But see when "people"(as in you) go to find the smallest it's to make them fell better!
        • SmackMe | 7 years ago | +1
          I'm afraid that the only trolling I do is coming onto this site. And the lazy fucker that I am, never posts anything. So normally that would be a good smack back, but sadly in this case it has no effect. Oh yeah, and thanks for plussing me on that.
          • 13 | 7 years ago | +14
            SmackMe...Don't be to harsh on Him, I like Dick, Just last night I ruberd oil on mine...so It's ok.
            • PissFlap | 7 years ago | +3
              Because you're crazy and nuts, that made me laugh 13 ! :)
            • deleted | 7 years ago | +1
              ruberd oil? :)
              • 13 | 7 years ago | +3
                Yesh, I need to spell words worng, so people can trust it's me, wrong spellings are my trade mark.
    • deleted | 7 years ago | +6
      He would be very useful on a camping trip if you left your matches behind then!!!
      • deleted | 7 years ago
        Would a man actually want to be that close to another man's penis alone in the woods?
        • zerobomb | 7 years ago
          he rubs it real fast against a log and starts a fire
    • mufasa | 7 years ago | +3
      damn dog you could do a book report on that shit...props (no homo)
    • pixiepal | 7 years ago | +3
      Thanks for the post. Huge penis's fascinate me. Really.
    • deleted | 7 years ago | +1
      Wow, sounds like someone has a bit of a crush on our friend Falcon's Phallus.
    • Emperor_Alexandros | 7 years ago
      Hope this isn't a repost!
      • deleted | 7 years ago | +4
        I know a guy who has a 13 incher and he has problems getting laid because women freak out when they see his cock. I told him he needs to start dating porn stars...or turn gay.
        • fluxxer | 7 years ago
          have you sampled his 'wares'?
          • deleted | 6 years ago | +2
            Hell no...he was just a friend of a friend. I like having a tight pussy.
        • moretech | 7 years ago | -1
          not sure its true but ive heard that if a penis is 13 inches you can pass out because of the incefecant blood flow to the brain.
          • Johnny_Utah | 7 years ago | +3
            i can confirm... not true
      • bobszvetics | 5 years ago
        why isnt this superman in porn
    • deleted | 7 years ago
      My my, you're quite the cock expert.
      • zerobomb | 7 years ago
        that would be cockspert
    • deleted | 7 years ago
      I love the cock, but not one that would make me feel like I'm about to give birth (reverse ways)...yikes!!!
      • deleted | 7 years ago | +3
        and that's why I'm perfectly content with my smaller 12.5 inches, 13.5 is just way too much.
        • zerobomb | 7 years ago | +2
          ok seriously, if your dick is over like 9 inches long, a) it is now considered a cock full time, even flaccid. and b) really, you can leave the fractions off. its not like a chicks gonna go "really? only 13 inches? tsk tsk, i only fuck 13.5 and up"
        • Beeyahh | 7 years ago
          mines only 2 inches......................from the back wall bitches
    • PhotoShopWarrior | 7 years ago
      It was in Rolling Stone Magazine so it MUST be true. Magazines never exaggerate.
    • bobszvetics | 5 years ago
      THATS WHAT I CALL A SUPERMAN OF COCK WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    • bobszvetics | 5 years ago
      THIS GUY HAS A 13 AND ONE HALF INCH COCK WITH A HARDON THATS 4 INCHES BETWEEN SOFT AND HARD MY COCK ONLY ADDS 2 INCHES WHEN SOFT AND HARD HE SOUNDS LIKE MANDINGO WHO DOESNT HAVE MUCH WHEN SOFT BUT HARD ITS SUPER HORSECOCK TIME BECAUSE MANDINGO ALWAYS HAS A HARDON WHEN HE LETS HIS MONSTER LOOSE
  • jumpit | 7 years ago | +7
    so uh...sound like your pretty impressed by this guy
    • Emperor_Alexandros | 7 years ago | +2
      Hell no the average girl would run away!
      • deleted | 7 years ago | +1
        And it soulds like you wouldnt.
        • Beeyahh | 7 years ago | +2
          hes not your average girl
  • deleted | 7 years ago | +7
    It may be large and perfectly formed, whatever that means, but he looks a little retarded
    • deleted | 7 years ago
      scratch that a LOt retarded
      • jumpit | 7 years ago | +1
        super duper retarded
        • deleted | 7 years ago | +1
          Yeah, for cereal.
      • deleted | 7 years ago | +1
        It looks like a young goerge bush expeirmenting on how to fuck us all later like he's doing now.
      • deleted | 7 years ago
        Oh come now americkanwoman, even the mentally challenged need love. I prefer my men to be focused however and the only drool coming from their mouths to be because of what I am doing to them.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | +7
    y is it that the retards always get the big dicks?
    • CobraDick | 7 years ago | +2
      Now, just hold on there, Cumwhore.....
    • deleted | 7 years ago | +1
      Some strange karmic thing, I guess. I always seem to pick the big assholes.
      • SmackMe | 7 years ago
        That explains why you love J18 and I so much.
      • 13 | 7 years ago
        Thank God you don't Pick me Americakanwoman.
        • deleted | 7 years ago
          Nah, that's just because I was hoping that between the two of you I'd find one big dick.
          • j18speed | 7 years ago | +1
            I'm a big dick! Do you play Nintendo?
          • deleted | 7 years ago
            Wait, that's supposed to go under Smack's comment. 13, you're too young for me so I couldn't possibly...
            • 13 | 7 years ago
              Everything is fair in love and War...Bring it on Witch with capital B.
      • deleted | 7 years ago
        We have alot in common!
    • zerobomb | 7 years ago | -1
      kinda like why blacks have the biggest dicks. our fucking white ancestors had 2 choices. a) good jobs with little police harrassment or b) big dicks. fucking great! i woulda chose b!
  • LearnToSwim | 7 years ago | +5
    hes 5'9" that is awesome! he could stand like a tripod!
  • Hyde in plain sight | 7 years ago | +4
    Some chick ask me for 13 inches and to make it hurt, I'll just fuck her twice then donkey punch her!
    • 13 | 7 years ago | +2
      If the girl ask me for 13 now, I will call you to Donky punch her, and then I will fuck her twice.
  • Robbie_2k7 | 7 years ago | +3
    This is lame. Not funny. Not shocking. Not interesting. It sucks. I'm about through with this place.
    • Shammie | 7 years ago | +3
      Oh dear Robbie darling...... inferiority complex?!!
    • SUPER_VILLAIN | 7 years ago | +1
      And just for the neg I'll be happy to give you a pls 1 right in the arse
    • SUPER_VILLAIN | 7 years ago
      Boo frickity hoo.
      • SUPER_VILLAIN | 7 years ago | +3
        I was just neged by our dearest of friends Robbie_2k7 for making a funny comment about his whinning and here I thought CRY BABY N00B'S were to be discourage from thier crying so to you I say Kitto's mate pull your boot straps up and get yourself a bowl of bangers and mash.
        • Robbie_2k7 | 7 years ago | +3
          and to you i say.... eat a dick.
  • deleted | 7 years ago | +3
    Yeah, I prefer sex over surgery, This thing would be surgery.
  • duvessa_belladonna | 7 years ago | +2
    ouch!
    • 13 | 7 years ago | +1
      Love the sound when I pinch You'r Ass...Ouch!!!!!!!!!
  • deleted | 7 years ago | +2
    Tryin to get laid with a willy that big would like driving an 18 wheeler downtown,,, The 'streets' aren't made for it, hard to maneuver, impossible to park! I'll stick with my little chevy!!!
  • gulfice | 7 years ago | +2
    Big deal. I have a brother who is a dik, and he's 78"
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