They will only get in if its a horse drawn molester van.

Ok ok, and I've been in no way involved with this..but it was confirmed in one of my sociology classes in college(also a huge menonite and Amish area) so we all know Amish, especially hardliners and isolated groups of menonites have horrible genetic problems due to low varience in their gene pools..(hard to pick someone up other than a blood relative when all you have is a horse and buggy) this problem was actually getting so bad at one point that they even took consults from geneticists.. so to remedy this problem they started to (introduce outside genetic material) this is done by getting surrogate males to impregnate Amish woman. To get around the taboo of extra marital sex they have the woman lay under a black blanket with a hole cut in it.. during the act the woman's preacher and her husband are in the room and it is dead silent. The "donor is paid $100 and if the woman becomes pregnent an additional $500 is paid..