Yeah, was that really necessary?! I mean, come on, just let the knife wielding robber take the two women. Once they're freed from the underground sex bunker, they're going to need a beer or 6 anyhow.
deleted | 10 months ago | +12
I've been taken down by a crate of beer a few times.
Who the fuck tries to rob a place with a god damned knife? Not advocating violent theft but if you're going to do it then you might as well go the whole nine yards and use a gun, They're a little scarier to see someone waving around in my opinion.
deleted | 10 months ago | +1 -1
Ya. Baseball bat, knife, or gun, all are counted as armed robbery and potential attempted murder. But i guess it makes the difference when jury have to decide.
Maybe he was just excited about finding a new butterknife in the parking lot and got all Salad Fingers excited about it and had to show someone and was mistaken for a robber? Mayybeeee???
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