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Shes not a great cook but she knows how to toss a salad

Lick my asshole
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From: Mystyfydu
Joined: 3 years ago
Uploads: 54
Added: Mar 25, 2009
Category: Fuckedup Porn
Tags: nasty   slut   whore   tossing   salad   licking   tongue   fucking   man   asshole   buttcave  

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  • livingdeadgirl | 12 months ago
    ewwwwwww! +3 reply
    • Spodumene | 12 months ago
      ewww is what you say out loud so your roomate knows you're on H66 and found something crazy... Posting is for the twisted thoughts that you don't admit to thinking like "damn is he about to fart?" +12 reply
    • warmonger | 12 months ago
      Your 1 not even a word comment (even though I completely agree) was negged by the Sexy War God +1 reply
      • Spodumene | 12 months ago
        Right on... but why did I get negged? reply
        • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
          I'll fix tht for you. That was not cool. When I neg people I always tell them why I negged them and If I get negged for it who cares. People if you are gonna neg someone at least have the balls to tell us "Why" reply
          • Spodumene | 12 months ago
            thanks bro, but I don't really care about a neg either. Livingdead is still new and trying to be a good contribution, so without negging I thought it appropriate to guide her... she just needs time to figure it out a little before she gets blammed to shit +1 reply
            • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
              I didnt neg her but I always PRETEND neg her just to bust her balls and yes she is a great contribution to this site. Shes only been here for 2 weeks and has 13 uploads. That is way better than My stats, thats why I also secretly plussed her twice.(More) I know all this talk should have been said privatly but Spod and I wanted to make this public so other noobs and veterens know exactly what a Model newbie is. I have never stuck for a noob like this before but who cares cos its my post and Ill cry if I want to. reply
          • Camila | 12 months ago
            neg cos you talked to much.. and besides I could do with you as I please. ;P +2 reply
            • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
              You fucking evil whore. Is that picture before or after I buried you last month. +1 reply
  • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
    Once this chick licked my asshole and I was like "Thanks, Thank you very much. I appreciated that......So.. hows the family." +3 reply
    • alcoholic | 12 months ago
      And she said got to kiss the kids goodnight. reply
      • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
        No she didnt. She said she wanted to do it again. Stop fucking up my jerk off session you cock block. +1 reply
  • 13thstepper | 12 months ago
    he's thinking "WHOA Nelly! you promised me it was gonna be a dude doing this!!!" +3 reply
  • vintagemommy | 12 months ago
    lick it clean lick it clean i did not have any toilet paper.. if you guess which porn that quote is from i will give you a prize. reply
    • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
      O.k. UUMMm.... Wait... It was a porno...I think I know this one...I really want that prize...UUUMMM. Wait.... Just give me a hint where they naked. reply
      • vintagemommy | 12 months ago
        yeah it was a porn... here is your hint.. German porn with a Chinese narrator with a bad bad German accent reply
  • Ddakota191 | 12 months ago
    "Then later on ill be showing her my O face... OH OH.. you know what im talkin about... OH OH" "Lumberg Fucked Her" reply
  • Likit4me | 12 months ago
    The only thing I don't like about having my arse licked is having to lick arse in return reply
    • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
      You must be getting your ass licked by another man. reply
      • Likit4me | 12 months ago
        Well if you would stop sneaking into my place all sweaty and unwiped when I am having a session it wouldn't be such a big deal. reply
  • redd | 12 months ago
    Once a crack whore..........Always a crack whore! +1 reply
  • Camila | 12 months ago
    Hello, my name is Camila and I'm a salad tosser.. to really do it you have to achieve a very high level of hornyness (lol)...where you're actually looking for greater pleasure and enjoy giving it and recieving it. +2 reply
    • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
      Thank you Camilla. Very nice Resume. Now let me bend over and lets see what kind of ass licking skills you have besides eating shit. reply
      • Camila | 12 months ago
        shut your hole you slutty junkie...didnt I tell you not to come to the comp. till you finished cleaning the dishes and painting my nails?? reply
    • SuicideAtSunrise | 12 months ago
      i respect your honesty, but honestly that kind of weirds me out and i don't think i would like to be on the receiving end of that reply
  • Shammie | 12 months ago
    He looks a little worried...... the kind of worried you'd expect to see immediately prior to a surprise poop! +1 reply
    • Mystyfydu | 12 months ago
      Hes like OOOHHHH Baby, just give me one more chance. A B C... 1 2 3... Suck my ass and make me...Cum. reply
  • wardancer | 12 months ago
    Hes got that look of surprise that says, "maybe taco bell was a bad idea"....Shes got that look of surprise that says "did I just hear his stomach? I knew that trip to taco bell was a bad idea!! So far so good, lets do this!!" reply
  • sportshottie | 12 months ago
    I hope he doesnt cum. His mouth is open and his dick is pointed straight for it. +1 reply
  • Wonky_Donkey | 12 months ago
    If your going to get a tossed salad. At the least put it on a clean plate. +2 reply
    • lpg | 12 months ago
      Well, Mysty did shave, what more do you want him to do. +1 reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 12 months ago
    A rather unconventional hemorrhoid treatment, eh? (that was meant to be tongue in cheek..) lol +2 reply
  • redd | 12 months ago
    Daddy..............Ive been kissing your ass all day, Can I please use the car tonight? +3 reply
  • ism1 | 12 months ago
    "i dont know what to do with tossed salad and scrambled eggs" +3 reply
  • Sicckmind | 12 months ago
    Wow, porn actresses really stoop down to the lowest levels to keep getting work. Gott Damn it thats why I love porn so damn much .. These bitches will do what they would never do with me. reply
  • judge2525 | 12 months ago
    He finds it much smoother than the brand of paper he uses at home. +1 reply
  • Dlish | 12 months ago
    her tongue is stuck to his ass like dry ice...hurry! get hot water! reply
  • drumwsticks | 12 months ago
    that guy looks like he has a dirty ass, when is the last time he clean it, besides right now. +1 reply
  • lanynga | 12 months ago
    LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NEVER WIPE HIS ASS CLEAN! THAT'S JUST NASTY! -1 reply
  • Hanson666999 | 12 months ago
    O God! You call THAT rimming she hasent even got her tongue stuck up his butt shes just flicking it around the outsides, if that was me being rimmed i would want her in deeper, Im totally shocked by this lack of technique... reply
  • lestatdelc | 12 months ago
    Any anybody talking smack about this doesn't have a clue how good that feels, and is almost a guaranteed lousy fuck. +1 reply
  • demonicduo | 12 months ago
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie crap, er I mean poop, I mean... uh, er , FUCK IT!!!. -1 reply
  • Daverr | 11 months ago
    she was looking for gold and got lost and now hes going to fart on her tounge. shes got to be haveing a bad day reply
  • Octocock | 8 months ago
    His butthole looks like pieces of burnt toast smooshed together... Did i just ruin breakfast for anone else? reply

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