Light of the world

Poor designs make for damn funny products.. +3

someone's head was in the gutter when they made this....

People always said "jesus loves the little children" but i dont think anyone meant like this.. +1

huh...I'm surprised both the kids aren't boys

Hey kids, wanna eat this loaf?

holly fucking jesus

it looks like the girl turned him on and the boy is playing pocket ball and jesus is thinking once again it has risen on the third day +1

its nice to turn on jesus and the lights at the same time. +3

HA!! I told you Jesus was white! +1

It gets my volt for Christ's sake!! +2

blargh... well, at least it's not a keyed switch, that might offend someone...

"light switch goes on, light switch goes off, on off on off on off... OH MY GOD! it just spat at me!!" +2

even without the children it would have been so wrong. Mmm, sacrilicious. +3

Now I know why all those Catholics want you to go toward the light. +1

"Turn on or not Jesus is Small".

off to hell on to heaven

"The Last Boner" XD +2

oh fuck, the lightbulb blew again! +1

And then the Lord said "let there be light... oh yeah, that's it. Mmmmmmm, yeah....." +4

I thought you flicked a light switch on ,not go down on your knees and turn it on with your mouth!!!

He's the light of my life.

The person that designed this light switch had no idea what a can of worms they would be opening. +1

i'm suprised michael jackson hasnt brought one out

Careful. That's a dangerous place to put your tongue.

the caption reading on it "honor thy father and mother"...wow, cant go there....(bad Karma). Lead by example is just not appropriate.

now we know hes hung like a light switch in the on position

I do believe this is an example of early baptisms.

someone just turned jesus on.. if you know what i mean :)

no wonder the Clap on Clap Off was invented! +2

and who says men cant be turned on with a flick of a switch?

I always assumed that Jesus was circumcised. I would also like to have an assurance that behind that cover plate there is not a 3 way switch. Please Jesus, don't let it be so!

"From the people who brought you Buddy Christ; its the *NEW* Catholic Night Light!" +1

fuckin hilarious! Its great

from the looks of it, the boys eager to go first, his stare seems a bit more intentive.

Na, na, na-na, na. Jesus has a switch dick, Jesus has a switch dick.

and so,priests for generations to come took Jesus's Example

All praise Jesus and his rectangular hard on!

"Jesus loves me oh yes he does, Jesus loves me oh yes he does"

sings he's..got..the..small..children ..in..his..hands

Christ has risen.. Christ will come again. +1

Look at he's face, kind of mad... +1

heaven....is just a light switch away

not happy about this -2

Must have been made for a priest -1

He sure does love the little children.

hahahaha! -1

So its ok for jesus to do this but whenever his catholic followers do they are wrong?