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Lindsey Lohan-playboy

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by thezodiac 10 months ago (Wed, Aug 01, 2012) in Celebrity (NSFW)
Lindsey lohan playboy
Lindsey lohan playboy
Lindsey lohan playboy
Lindsey lohan playboy
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  • deleted | 10 months ago | +54 -6
    Monroe was less used up dead.
    • FallTek | 10 months ago | +10 -4
      I actually got this mag in the mail a couple months back and thought the same shit she tried to pull it off but it didn't work. I guess she got $100,000.00 to do the photo shoot. Damn Bitch is trying to do anything for money. Crazy how some of us grew up watching little innocent linday Lohan then seeing her naked in a playboy.
      • albuu | 10 months ago | +3
        people do a lot worse for a lot less. a mill for some nudies? some get 5s for a blowie.
        • UnknownDayglo | 10 months ago | +2
          i had a girl offer me a bj for a smoke... thing is, in canada thats still quadruple that nickel....
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +4
      I'd still use Lindsey...
    • Whadafuk4 | 9 months ago | +4
      Really?!? Monroe was infamous for her promiscuity and that's back in the day before streaming 24/7 media. I will say. though, Monroe was much finer than Lohan. Monroe was prettier, her hips, and thighs were magnificent.

      With that said, Lohan is sexy as hell and very few men would pass up that piece of ass.
      • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
        I wasn't talking about fucking, I was talking about abusing her body. A nearly 30 year old chick in a 50 year old body. Naw, would have chosen Monroe hands down.
    • theSmoker | 9 months ago | +1
      i expected bigger tits ever since i saw "mean girls".
  • HulkBrogan | 10 months ago | +23 -1
    I don't like the fact that they went with the Marilyn Monroe theme. They should of just went with the coked up/club hopping/beach theme.


    • HulkBrogan | 10 months ago | +5 -1
      [image]
      • HollywoodUndead | 10 months ago | +2
        Thought "are my boobs showing.....na"
        • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
          like there is anything wrong with that
          dont care what anyone says bout her, i accept her for who she is:)
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +16
    [image][image]She has no ass. I'd still fuck her in it, but that's besides the point. Marilyn had curves.
    • PrinceChazII | 10 months ago | +2
      and class...
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +13 -1
        You think Marilyn had class? Funny...considering she was a slut and also got paid to get naked pics taken of herself:) Id say Lindsey and Marilyn are two peas in a lil ole pod:)
        • licksipsuckit | 10 months ago | +2 -1
          nothing alike...only thing marilyn stole was our hearts...
          • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
            Stole our hearts, how? When she sang a sexy happy birthday song to the Married president....that she was also poking?! I guess she stole husbands also.
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
              Amen, Natbat. It's time someone got real about "America's Sweetheart." She was a dopefiend whore who stuck her nose in with powerful men and got it cut off. She didn't capture America's hearts. She captured America's dicks. The only thing she brought to the table was telling America it's okay to be horny and lustful. She pioneered the "it" girl, the hollywood skank with no real talent save being fap material. Lindsey Lohan, Megan Fox and Jennifer Ho-pez should thank Marilyn Mon-Hoe.
              • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
                Great minds think alike!:)
                • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
                  quit being fags, the both of you
                  • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
                    The only fag I see is you:)
            • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
              what a negative nancy you are. stop being a stuck up cunt. at least she made something of herself, slut or not. we all love marilyn her for who she is. same goes for lindsay.
              • deleted | 9 months ago | +2
                At least Im only a cunt..you look like something they post on tranny tuesdays!:)
                • deleted | 9 months ago | +1
                  He looks like a young John mark karr
  • Cigarmann | 10 months ago | +14
    I would John F. Kennedy her ass.......
    • camp89 | 10 months ago | +8
      I'd Teddy Kennedy her, and walk away.
      • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +3
        Don't forget Michael Skakeling her..
        • drdannyc | 10 months ago | +3
          Someone should Ted Bundy her ass to make a great h6 post.
        • camp89 | 10 months ago | +1
          We can keep keeping it in the family.
      • scorpionking | 10 months ago | +1
        hey Camp. Why would you want to get her drunk and drown her?
        • camp89 | 10 months ago | +2
          You got me, I would'nt drown her. I'd get caught with her and deny it vigorously and run for re-election, all drunk.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
      I would David Carradine her ass
  • schwabster1 | 10 months ago | +13
    Come here girl, i have a treat for you!
    • Davismike39 | 10 months ago | +13 -2
      That is such fake looking coke. It is like sugar or granulated salt.
      • CuHathain | 10 months ago | +4
        That ain't coke
  • gamd1985 | 10 months ago | +12
    there is just something about nipples that are the same color as skin that turns me of. not that i woulds say no to putting her tits in my mouth.
    • Davismike39 | 10 months ago | +7
      Yes, I too appreciate a well defined areola
      • penisalota | 10 months ago | +3
        Without nipples tits would be pointless
      • Whadafuk4 | 9 months ago | +1
        Not too well defined...That shit gets weird looking.
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  • deleted | 10 months ago | +11 -2
    She has a kind face...the kind I want to drag my balls on
  • Blumpkin | 10 months ago | +9
    I'd take her jewelry shopping, since I wouldn't have to actually spend money.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +8
    I want to see her spread her pussy til it hurts.
    • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +5
      That might take some work..
    • creaper | 10 months ago | +1
      Hey friend, flagged by accident, sorry
  • shedwig | 10 months ago | +8
    Monroe's corpse would have needed less air brushing than Lohan did for this shoot.
  • WonkyDonkey | 10 months ago | +8 -1
    You can't polish dog shit, only sprinkle glitter on it!!!
  • Phrezy | 10 months ago | +7 -1
    Should of put this under gore
  • SofaKingWetToddDead | 10 months ago | +5
    Bad girls get spanked
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +5
    The shoes are all wrong....why didn't they accent the lip color? Just say'in.
    • shedwig | 10 months ago | +2
      So that's why you're called CaptainAmazing!
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
        I would say yes..but it's your call..the shoes are all wrong.. plus the fact shes butchering an icon...or is she?
  • SuperRex | 10 months ago | +7 -3
    I have always had a thing for her pink nipples
  • usernumber | 10 months ago | +4
    Now let's see the unedited photos for comparison... more like Lindsay NoMa'am
  • CuHathain | 10 months ago | +5 -1
    I love those nipples
    • Natticate | 10 months ago | +2
      I like them too..Shes got great tits...even if they are fake. If I had a penis, I'd titty fuck her. :I
  • Blumpkin | 10 months ago | +4
    Did they airbrush out the house arrest ankle bracelet?
  • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +5 -2
    They should have airbrushed the freckles away.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
      Spent too much time on the cock.
    • dood | 9 months ago | +1
      They should have airbrushed her a set of areolas..
  • spidermanboxers | 10 months ago | +6 -3
    I kinda like the freckles
  • TheBidz | 10 months ago | +3
    they all look hot until you scrap off all that make up thats why it's called makeup to makeup for what they don't have, natural beauty is a gift from god....
  • zipper | 10 months ago | +3
    I would fuck her in the ass with a vw beetle
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
    I like big ass man hole cover nipples white breast with streaks of blue veins preferrably lactating with my dick inbetween
  • spidermanboxers | 10 months ago | +3
    She's a dirty whore.... but then again I like dirty whores :~)
  • AZMusicman | 10 months ago | +3
    Nice Icon Falltek ya fuckin thief.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
    I would rather shit in her handbag.
  • PattyGoneBatty | 10 months ago | +3
    I like these pics only b/c they look nothing like Lindsey...
  • Dryrapetheworld | 10 months ago | +2
    Meh, I'd drug that.
  • HumptyFuckinDumpty | 10 months ago | +2
    There's something about junkie whores that I can't resist..maybe its the pussy or maybe its the drugs.
  • Gaelbolg | 10 months ago | +2
    Marilyn Monroe had more meat on her, she'd benefit from a few protein shakes
  • JimmyMac | 10 months ago | +2
    She great titties, whether she's a crack whore or not you gotta admit that
  • apathy | 10 months ago | +2
    Unfortunately this will probably be removed due to copyright infringement, but I'd tap that crackwhore until we were both raw
  • licksipsuckit | 10 months ago | +2
    what a right-off of a women. who was the stupid bastard that let a freckled face drug whore jail bird, emulate the most sexy women in modern history...shame on them
  • Jagged Marrow | 10 months ago | +2
    I'm curious. How many computers did it take to repair and render that woman's physical mess? I can't imagine one could contain it all without shorting out.
  • kq91rn | 10 months ago | +3 -1
    I would put a dozen condoms on my dick before I would do that skeeve
    • TaintHair | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      Meant to plus you. Damn iPhone. Got me laughing so hard. Best comment I've heard in awhile. Plus to you k9
      • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +2 -1
        If that's the best comment you've read in awhile something must seriously be wrong with you.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
    Shes to skinny, she kinda looks like rose mcgrowan here...
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