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Long Dong Silver: a pioneer

Years before silicone boobies, this late ´70s british porn star was enhanced with a 18" latex foam penis.
by deleted 12 months ago (Thu, Jun 07, 2012) in Porn (Porn)
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
Long dong silver a pioneer
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  • TheDunwichWhore | 12 months ago | +91
    [image]
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +17 -4
      I wonder what percent of negros use this method for porn
      • Shubniggurath | 12 months ago | +16
        Approximately 14.8326%.
        • bigblackjake | 11 months ago | +4
          it's a fact that 33.2% of statistics are made up on the spot
          • judge2525 | 11 months ago | +3
            and 87.6% of those on the spot stastics are wrong...........57.3% of the time.
        • deleted | 12 months ago | +1 -4
          U seem to be very positive of the percent! U must be very familiar with begro dick.
          • Shubniggurath | 12 months ago | +5
            Nah, not at all, just years of porn analysis.
      • luvlife347 | 12 months ago | +1
        Probably the same percentage as whites or asians. You really don't believe that any man's penis is that big in any of these porns, do you? Most women know that most men have small dicks. They just live with it.
    • leeloo | 12 months ago | +10 -1
      they have fake dicks, she fakes the orgasam lets call it even
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +15
        Women fake orgasms to get relationships.
        Men fake relationships to get orgasms.
    • partyboy | 12 months ago | +4
      What you never seen a guy with 2 dicks before?
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
      Freakin Priceless!
    • deleted | 7 months ago | +1
      Doesnt #9 look like drew berrymore
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +26
    [image]Retro. Real. Legendary.
    • sexmeup | 12 months ago | +19
      She is thinking "mmmm, taste like AIDS"
    • oseroser | 12 months ago | +3
      Holmes, he was King.
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
      Real and Viagra-free.
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +16
    Long Dong Silver is the pseudonym of a retired porn star. He appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s, famed for the apparent size of his penis (18 inches / 45 centimeters). However, it was later revealed that his penis size was a fabrication that Daniel Mead had help in making from his photographer Jay Myrdal. Having been known as being one of the makeup artists for the film The Elephant Man, Myrtle created the prosthetic by utilizing a "flexible foam latex sleeve" that was "placed over Mead’s penis [and] glued down to his pubes" in order for him to pose during photo shoots.

    His debut film was the low-budget Sex Freaks released in 1979, in which he co-starred with Vicki Scott. In 1982 he appeared with the legendary Seka in Beauty and the Beast, shot in America. His name is a reference to Long John Silver.

    He received new fame in the wake of allegations of sexual harassment during the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings in the U.S. Senate in 1991, as Anita Hill alleged that Thomas had mentioned to her that he was a viewer of Long Dong Silver's films
    • camp89 | 12 months ago | +7 -1
      So this is what your Mother and I paid for... a dissertation on dicks. So you got your Doctorate in Dongs, what now???
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +7
        No doubt, porn has been part of the pop culture for a long time, being professional actors relevant components of this industry. This guy was probably one of the first to use implants, a resource widely used and abused nowadays, making his story an interesting aspect of the history of porn. And, besides all this dissertation bullshit, it is always good to know that many of those big dicks could be fake!!!
        • camp89 | 12 months ago | +4 -1
          Your Cock-eye is strong JoeyB. Walk the Earth with head held high knowing that you can spot a dick attachment from 10 meters out, but you like to get a much closer look and sniff when you can.
          • RIGHT AND EXACT | 12 months ago | +6 -3
            This may be your funniest et Camp89...I'm laughing like crazy over here!!!!

            "...your Cock-eye is strong JoeyB. Walk the earth head held high..." FUNNY SHIT!!!
            • camp89 | 12 months ago | +6 -1
              You're too kind. It appears our relationship has been negged. Our Ebony and Ivory friendship is not accepted here, well I don't care. Good luck at the Olympics.
      • partyboy | 12 months ago | +1 -1
        PLUS for the back penis storey
      • Pittkid32 | 12 months ago | +2 -3
        He cut and pasted it off Wikipedia. Exactly how he got through school.
        • deleted | 12 months ago | +6
          You don´t expect anyone to invest more time on this kind or research, do you?
    • HVACguyecv | 12 months ago | +3
      ok i feel better my 7 is normal
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
        Yeah!
      • Syncubus | 12 months ago | +1
        7" is normal, but tentacles aren't...
  • moriikun | 12 months ago | +11 -2
    [image]
    • ShittlesRainbow | 12 months ago | +19
      You wii nunchuck looks like a penis dude.......fukin gay mod
      • M032008 | 11 months ago | +1
        Brilliant !! :) lol
    • Gavz | 12 months ago | +5
      I call Shenanigans! He photoshopped out the rest of the table.
      [image]
    • mammarysex | 12 months ago | +1
      Cool-Looking Pussy-Destroyer. Wish mine was like that.
    • TheFlavMan | 12 months ago | +1
      That is probably a key chain about 2'' long and this guy has a 5 inch dick!!!
  • CaptainFlyscratch | 12 months ago | +9
    biggest dick alive is Jonah Falcon (13.5 inches)...he is still alive and ironically, is white...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

    • partyboy | 12 months ago | +12
      damm he just beat me by 12.8 inches....
    • mammarysex | 12 months ago | +3
      I do not believe that's him on the right (He's Uncircumcised), but I do believe that he has identified himself as a Bisexual
      Which is why he lives with his Mom and hasn't had a Girlfriend in 12 Years. G-A-Y With No Alibi.
    • judge2525 | 11 months ago | +2
      FUCKIN SHOW-OFF! ( WALKS AWAY WITH HEAD HELD LOW AND FEELING SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED)
      • CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +2
        why be depressed...imagine the terror in the eyes of all the fine tight pussy this guy has had an opportunity to fuck, but has scared away. That thing is only good for fucking large hooved animals and stopping a draft coming in under the door....
  • TheWard | 12 months ago | +5
    I would certainly choke on that.
    • waiatt | 12 months ago | +8 -2
      [image]nnaaah,come on,suck it up princess.
      • imurdaddy | 12 months ago | +2
        i know that dick everywhere good ol shane diesel
        • EyeballPate | 12 months ago | +5
          Dude, that sounded kinda gay.
          • imurdaddy | 12 months ago | +2
            i am sure of my sexuality, i have seen enough dicks in porn and i know i am straight..you cant avoid it
          • camp89 | 12 months ago | +1 -1
            Kinda??? He is not my daddy.
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
        So... is that real or fake?
        • imurdaddy | 12 months ago | +1
          its real
          • leeloo | 12 months ago | +3
            thank god ;) on that.....
            • imurdaddy | 12 months ago | +1
              aha you should give him a call
              • leeloo | 11 months ago | +3
                and say what? I just called..to say I love you ;)
                • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
                  Yeah and I think he will reach the "bottom of your heart" with that thing.
                  • leeloo | 11 months ago | +1
                    the bottom of my heart is better than "brain fucking " :))))))))))
    • camp89 | 12 months ago | +2 -1
      No, I think you can take it. You look like a cocksucker.
      • TheWard | 12 months ago | +15
        I most certainly am.
        • camp89 | 12 months ago | +5 -1
          Atta Girl and a well earned point.
      • Cigarmann | 12 months ago | +3
        ...or sword swallower....
  • Scottish | 12 months ago | +4
    LOL, He tied his dick in a knot.....That's priceless
    • Silke | 12 months ago | +15 -1
      18" long foam latex penis $79.39
      surgical adhesive $4.29
      dinner and drinks with a beautiful woman $62.39
      not actually fucking said hot chick because your cock is fake.... Priceless
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +4
    What! You mean to tell me black guys aren't hung like donkeys?
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +4
    It only takes 3 inches to please a woman.....Im half way there!!!
  • waiatt | 12 months ago | +3
    Poor him.you would have all these chicks chasing you and know that you would never measure up.Be interesting to know how his life went after that.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
    I'm black frome the waist down, white from the wallet and credit score up.
  • wes323 | 12 months ago | +2
    Why does he need to fake having a big dick?... He's black...
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