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I had a headache but I can't say no to myself

Look what i can do bf9
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From: UnklePoboy
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 25
Added: Jul 03, 2009
Category: Bizarre
Tags: self   suck   chair   flexible   not   gay  

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  • ray13star | 9 months ago
    Remember kids...you're only gay if you have sex with another man, not yourself. Sides, why do most animals who can do this DO this on occassion? Because it's the natural thing to do if you can't get laid...as long as you pull off before you bust, you're not gay...lol +4 reply
    • sensualsapphire | 9 months ago
      You wouldn't be gay but you would still be a cocksucker! +18 reply
      • ray13star | 9 months ago
        True, but it would be your own cock, so it would kinda be like sucking your thumb as an adult. Not the greatest, but still not gay...lol reply
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  • Plexipunk | 9 months ago
    Is he trying to hold his head back so he won't give himself deepthroat? I say dude, you're sucking your own cock, just go for it. +3 reply
    • UnklePoboy | 9 months ago
      I'm trying to watch a porn video on the glass bottom flat screen t.v. but it's giving me a headache. +1 reply
  • psyclone | 9 months ago
    if I punch him in the balls right now... would he clench his teeth? +3 reply
  • odinthor | 9 months ago
    Funny, I got married so I wouldn't have to do this anymore. The thing is my wife my wife told me that since we're married she doesn't have to do this any more either. +6 reply
  • Jolly | 9 months ago
    How would you explain that to your Chiropractor? "I just wanted to give it little baby kisses, and I wanted to taste the nectar." +2 reply
  • alini | 9 months ago
    I wonder if he gets headaches and turns himself down for sex +1 reply
  • UnklePoboy | 9 months ago
    No one said anything about my cheap fan or those louty sheets. You must be gays. BWahhahh *cough cough* hahha reply
    • Mystyfydu | 9 months ago
      Fuck the cheap fan or those louty sheets... You really need to wash that greasy hair. +1 reply
  • berniebulk | 9 months ago
    cant do it...dont think id want to...man what were women invented for??? +1 reply
    • Mystyfydu | 9 months ago
      Dude dont be an asshole all your life. Women werent just invented for sucking cock. They do serve a purpose on earth like doing laundry, washing dishes, vacuuming, trying to cook and getting fucked like the whores god intended them to be. +5 reply
  • badcat | 9 months ago
    This is a thing that every man dreams about, but will never admit. reply
  • ratpacker | 9 months ago
    I tried afew times. Fucked my back up and didn't even get close to the head. Remember only try to suck your own dick if your limber. reply
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  • daddyslittlewhore | 9 months ago
    If your going to do something right you often have to do it yourself. +1 reply
    • loneboner | 9 months ago
      I would rather leave a delicate job like that to a pro who knows the F what she is doing .Hi , love your hair it makes me wonder about you're pussy line reply
  • withwood | 9 months ago
    Do you think he had to promise not to come in his mouth before he'd agree to suck it??? reply
  • FieldMedic72 | 9 months ago
    Perfect Life without any doubts ! His cock will never be whining or mad at him for any usual stupids reasons that grils can find to treat their man like trash. That Guy is a hell of a lucky one. One Thing, i Hope he does'nt have a chlamydia Ha ! Ha HA reply
  • wantinfun | 9 months ago
    there onces was a man from nantucket...whose cock was so long he could suck it..he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin...if my ear were a cunt i would fuck it!!! reply
  • loneboner | 9 months ago
    allright , now try to take yourself from behind!!! that would blow me out off my socks ..... reply
  • jambone | 8 months ago
    I don't know who neged my comment off the board but that's bullshit, Neg me for not being a cocksucker you fuckin' fags that want a cock in your mouth, FUCK YOU !!! reply
  • kevint | 7 months ago
    Hahaha I'm gay and I was talking to this kid and he sent me all his nudes and this was one of them. I laughed so hard when I saw this and made an account just to post. reply

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