anastasiajubilee

Love ballad

Love ballad
by anastasiajubilee 5 years ago (Fri, Apr 04, 2008) in Funny (SFW)
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  • anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +9
    this made me giggle
  • woodeye | 5 years ago | +9
    thats me too the tee. Get her Hot and Wet and then the shit flies out..
  • redd | 5 years ago | +9
    Fuck her if she cant take a joke!! Whack off and go down the street to the bar and have a cold one!
    • ecorock | 5 years ago | +10
      Or fuck her until she can.
  • scorpionking | 5 years ago | +8
    best country voice: "Well I guess I broke yer heart, I cain't get your legs apart"
  • Unidentified | 5 years ago | +5
    Not gettin any this season, lol
  • Maxman | 5 years ago | +5
    Don't judge the calf till you've seen the cow!
  • sawan | 5 years ago | +5
    I think he was just stringing her along.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
    Guess whose not getin any.
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
      Well I am not either for the next 3 to 5 days LOL
      • CobraDick | 5 years ago | +7
        What the hell, Dvs1, just put a towel under her ass, use a little extra lube, and shower afterwards. No big deal.
        • j18speed | 5 years ago | +6
          That's always been my thought, too. I could give two shits less... I NEEDS THE PUSSY!
          • stuartpedaso | 5 years ago
            Yea that is what you told Bubba in the county lockup too....
      • deleted | 5 years ago | +5
        I can have it any time I want but if you seen my wife you'd play hard to get too
      • whackattack | 5 years ago | +4
        Why? Don't you have your red wings?
        • Slo40 | 5 years ago | +2
          Thankfully, I don't Not exactly on my agenda.
          • jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +10
            get a fuckin avatar
          • anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +2
            look slo40 you made jim so mad he's stuttering
            • Slo40 | 5 years ago
              W00ts?
          • jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +1
            get a fuckin avi....
      • BallsDeep007 | 5 years ago | +3
        Yeah but I'm sure her gums aren't bleeding.
    • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago
      Besides me?
      • CobraDick | 5 years ago | +12
        What, did you run out of money?
        • j18speed | 5 years ago | +3
          It's not visiting hours at the old folks home anymore.
          • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago | +15
            The nurses didnt believe those Vietnamese twins were my nieces.
            • CobraDick | 5 years ago | +2
              Oh, damn, don't even start me on stories about Vietnamese women....
              • Hyde in plain sight | 5 years ago | +1
                C'mon Cobra? I bet those are the best stories! I just wouldn't use it as a bedtime story for the kids...
  • anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +3
    i gotta say i like his honesty, because men don't really say that lovey dovey crap like they do in the movies.
    • painwhore | 5 years ago | +11
      Who really wants to hear all of that flowery language anyways? When two people are honest with each other every word means love.
      • BallsDeep007 | 5 years ago | +4
        Bend over bitch means love???? My girl must've not gotten that memo.
        • painwhore | 5 years ago
          She should get some training from Eco
          • BallsDeep007 | 5 years ago
            Sure we'll swap bitches, what do you say E?
    • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago | +3
      I would but I tend to run out of time in the V.I.P. booth.
    • j18speed | 5 years ago | +1
      I do... but only to distract you for the donkey punch.
  • superman2050 | 5 years ago | +3
    i take it her mother is no milf then
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
    Rodney Carrington...Ladies and Gentlemen
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
      Singer of such classics as.........Titties and Beer
  • mlaer | 5 years ago | +2
    "DEAR PENIS"
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    One good reason not to watch network television...
  • Sabrina59 | 5 years ago | +2
    Rodney Carrington is the BOMB!! I was watching one of his shows and loved the giant penis' inflating on either side of the stage while he was singing Dear Penis. I haven't heard on of his songs yet that I don't like!
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