scorpionking

Lucky Escape

Bitch gets her just deserts
by scorpionking 2 years ago (Sat, Nov 19, 2011) in Funny (SFW)
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  • kmb666 | 2 years ago | +15
    I wanna order her tits off that menu!!
    • scorpionking | 2 years ago | +3 -1
      I'll have the same with a side order of legs. Hold the cottage cheese of course. ;-)
      • EmakG | 1 year ago | +1
        That was filmed 5 minutes from my house. Wish I knew the bitch, tits are amazing!
  • Randoman | 2 years ago | +10
    Um hunny...I just remembered....I'm pregnant.
    • deleted | 2 years ago
      I dont think Jane is going to be happy about that either.
  • WonkyDonkey | 2 years ago | +9
    At the end of the day, they're all cunts.!!!
    • jodaniels | 2 years ago | +4 -2
      Especially French waiters! They are mothers of all cunts.
  • friendlygarfield | 2 years ago | +6
    now you know why we "allow" woman to talk first :-) fucking good post scorpionking
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +1 -4
      Thanks.
  • captaink | 2 years ago | +7 -3
    that dude is on a roll, won 120 mil and dumped 130lbs of bitch all in one day!
  • Drweld | 2 years ago | +4
    From now on... I'm keeping a fake lottery winner ticket in my pocket all the time.
    • Sylvia | 2 years ago | +2
      Cool! When you get rejected you just wave it in their face! Try it on me, ask me out, go on, ask me
      • Drweld | 2 years ago
        I'm on my way to Vitoria, Silvia.
  • Devilstones | 2 years ago | +4
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  • nickednamed | 2 years ago | +4
    I'd tell her that, despite what she said, I still loved her. Then take her to the bathroom, strip her naked, bang her, jizz in her hair, flush her clothes down the toilet then leave her there. For good! But then I'm a petty fucker...
  • mammarysex | 1 year ago | +4
    He won't be needing her anymore
    • Misterkrock | 1 year ago | +1
      Christian Bale ??????????????????????????
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +4 -1
    I clapped at the end.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +1 -3
      I'm on a dumb ass mobile thingy and my fat ass finger sausage hit the neg I'll get you back man...
      • deleted | 2 years ago | +3
        Dont worry about it bro... I just negged you back now just in case you try to plus me later from a mobile thingy again.
        • deleted | 2 years ago | +1
          I wish you were dead:(
          • deleted | 2 years ago | +2 -2
            I wish you were a midget so a grown man like you doesn't have to get on his knees all the time.
            • deleted | 2 years ago | +1 -1
              Who said I wasn't a midget, mhmmm.
  • scorpionking | 2 years ago | +2
    Sometimes it's best to listen before you speak
  • HeEnalu | 2 years ago | +2
    Revenge is a bitch. :D
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