Jsan69

Lucky TIM!!!

Drunk and lucky
by Jsan69 10 months ago (Sat, Jul 28, 2012) in Funny (NSFW)
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  • JustenCase | 10 months ago | +12
    With my luck if I tried this in a field I'd get run over by a tractor.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +3 -5
      That is one serious phuquin butterface!
  • CelibateRifle | 10 months ago | +11 -1
    She has one tasty looking burger.
    • GODnGuns | 10 months ago | +6
      And a butterface.
      • Silke | 10 months ago | +11
        But that's not a bad thing. She won't be getting compliments from other guys all day and she'll come home to you and when you rain down the compliments she'll be all the more forthcoming with her love and affection. Plus she'll let you stick it in her ass.
        • Risen | 10 months ago | +3 -4
          do you really get jealous when the guys give pretty girls complements???
  • TheDunwichWhore | 10 months ago | +8
    Might as well have shoved the phone in her fanny,fuck.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +2 -1
      Damn i was thinking the same thing
    • PrinceChazII | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      It was a wifi link to dildosR-us.com for remote sizing
  • Drummerer | 10 months ago | +7
    She should have sat on his face.
    • edgenine | 10 months ago | +1
      That's what I was waiting for, lucky woulda be a faceful of pie not gettin a hickie.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +7 -1
    She is about to get cluster fucked by those krauts
  • siko | 10 months ago | +6
    But yet, he's still a virgin.
  • zoidberg | 10 months ago | +6 -1
    Next time we see her will be at the slut walk holding a sign saying " My rapist doesn't know he is a rapist".
    • fickle1 | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      No, I will save her the embarrassment and go myself.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +5 -1
    and some bitches dont understand why they get gang raped..... imagine that
  • JustenCase | 10 months ago | +4
    Heck, if your just lying there horny as hell and you haven't gotten any since the Nixon administration then does it really matter what she looks like?
    As long as she's got a nice bod, why not?
    Doggy style was created for chicks like this.
  • Down2one | 10 months ago | +3
    its probably Tim's girlfriend showing off her naked body to everyone. Thats why as soon as he wakes up she dives on him an starts kissing him so that he cant see she is naked whoring about.
  • partyboy | 10 months ago | +3
    She so getting this in about 2 mins, i hope she enjoyed it.

    [image]
  • Dryrapetheworld | 10 months ago | +2
    "show us your asshole!"

    "more!, more!"

    lol, what a group.
  • NoLaBama83 | 10 months ago | +2
    Don't get all shy now whore.
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