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don't forget to wash the codnom! reply 
I just turn mine inside out. +13 replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
Same. Well actually, if you're redneck like me, you don't even need the condom! Actually, screw all that, as a redneck you learn the value of livestock. +18 replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
"Baa" Means no Dave. +5 replyDaredevil1930 posted 1 year ago- And no means yes, daredevil. +2 replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
lol ya ll need help reply 
Where can you buy a CODNOM? +3 reply - [ -3 Comment by Muzza2k - was filtered ] Show
Are you retarded or just plain stupid......... +2 reply 
wow guys he was making a joke. +2 replyHC Heretic posted 1 year ago
it will never be as good as a real pussy......... +12 reply
Lucky me, I have a real one. +5 reply did you use a lighter to smooth out your edges? +16 reply Yeah but I think there's too much stuffing... +2 reply if its not real why even want it.............. reply - Because fake pussy costs less in the long run. +3 replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
And fake pussy don't get headaches, or PMS, or lawyers. +3 replyHoraceRider posted 1 year agohow do you know when you've been stuffed too much? reply - When the pictures end up on H666. +5 replyDaredevil1930 posted 1 year ago
Can I borrow it? reply
It looks like a home lovin kit for prisioners in solitary, ie The ones that is that can't fuck their own ass! +4 reply
best post ever! +2 replyILOVEANDREE posted 1 year ago
I'm sure they won't be teaching this at the next annual boy scout meeting +2 reply - you sure about that? replyILOVEANDREE posted 1 year ago
nah they will, theyll just rename it "how to make a rectum" +2 replywestside4life posted 1 year ago
I got kick out of the scouts for eating a brownie. +1 replyMrSunshine posted 1 year ago
- This lame. How about a do-it-yourself prolapse for those lonely nights? +2 replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
- Goatse could help you with that one replyILOVEANDREE posted 1 year ago
woo hoo....no more lame saturday nights +1 reply
getting the real thing is a lot less work +7 replywhitetrashdotnet posted 1 year ago- Wrong. The real thing costs a lot more money. In this time of need, fake pussy is the way to go because it costs a lot less. No need to buy it dinner, or talk to it, or tell it it's beautiful. replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
your right hookers do cost money...thats why I just went and got a girlfriend +2 replyBlindfreek posted 1 year ago
I think I might need to use a two liter bottle +3 reply - Because a 2 liter bottle offers more of a tight fit for you? -2 replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
You are right. My last girlfriend was lovely and all she did was love me and not expect anything in return apart from my love. I'm a musician and I was always playing music all over the place with no money but she still loved me. Then one day we had a threesome with her friend. Everything was good untile she caught me fucking her friend the next day after she came back from work. We could go into the technicalities of the situation but it resulted inme losing me lovely girlfriend in the end. If only I had had this plastic bottle vagina!! I could of relieved myself in the bathroom and not screwed her skanky friend. reply
Kinda like...............pussy for .............LOSERS! +9 reply - This works just as well for winners as well as losers. replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
Step 9b: For those that like dirty pussy, make sure you throw in a sardine before adding additional lube. +10 replyBallsDeep007 posted 1 year ago
and diced onions reply 
ok BD not all females pussy smell like fish who have you been laying with lately...lol +1 reply - Mary Palm and her sister. replyBallsDeep007 posted 1 year ago
What about the members who enjoy some bush on their pussy? reply
i'd think your hand would work just as nice and wouldn't be as much work~ squirt lotion, stroke dick replyanastasiajubilee posted 1 year ago- ooh ooh and you can switch hands for variety! +4 replyanastasiajubilee posted 1 year ago
can i use a fire extinguisher as a template? be like fucking a 40 stone beauty. reply
I tried it.... it didn't work out so well....... any suggestions? reply yes, put some sand paper in your hand, it will feel like you are shagging a female with cysts. +5 reply pssssst* (taps you on the shoulder) I am a femele.... +1 reply - Then buy a foot long hotdog, and warm it up in the microwave. +3 replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
Skip the cutting and stuffing. Fill the bottle warm water and insert. wa la instant dildo. +1 replyIam1whoAmI posted 1 year ago
*sings Coke jingle* "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby..." +3 replyDandeegirl posted 1 year ago
Is to much damn work, I'm just gonna fuck the pillow +4 reply - Do you sleep on said pillow afterwards? replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
I normally like to wet the stuffing with warm water for a more realist feel.... +1 replyjiggernaut posted 1 year ago
he needs to hurry up and get a patent +2 reply 
too late, speed invented it!!!!! replysmurfspunk posted 1 year ago
Someone has to much time on his hands and not enough lube. reply
Think of the fortune I could make if I sold these from vending machines in a certain part of Ohio! +4 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 1 year ago
I know where you could get $32.78! +1 reply
Hey....What gives? I just tried this and it tastes really bad. +3 replyscorpionking posted 1 year ago
unfortunately you'll have to provide your own vagina sauce to get the full sensation +1 replyRa Scorpio posted 1 year ago
What a great way to recycle a plastic bottle, you help save the planet and save money on going out on a date too +1 reply
Boy....MacGyver needs to put some effort into actually getting laid. +7 replychazzzzzzzzzz posted 1 year ago
That comes from Martha Stewart living in jail mag is the chapter on male solitary,How to stay gay free. +1 reply
Geez, real pussy is easier to get than it is to make this fake one. +3 reply - [ -3 Comment by BigBadDave85 - was filtered ] Show
- how many more times are you going to say this? replyBlindfreek posted 1 year ago
- you're obviously not very good replyILOVEANDREE posted 1 year ago
Oh, you tried? It was hard for you to make, wasn't? =/ replyScuttleSlut posted 1 year ago
Talk to you guys in a week! +3 reply - Learn to get the Fleshlight. It's an amazing thing. Once you get one of those, you'll talk to us in about 2 months. replyBigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
This is better than the Fifi. +1 replyFreedom Fries posted 1 year ago
Im waiting for the next chapter of the series, "How to Make an Asshole". +2 reply - *please insert your own Joythief07 joke here* +1 replysmurfspunk posted 1 year ago
and all this for mearly $5 did you say $5 at the family dollar store reply
I'll keep my trusty tube sock. It works juusst fine. reply
GOODBYE LONELY NIGHTS!!! reply
humm... good idea... great imagination... hahaha reply
Very handy! I have been looking for a tip like this. Finally I can say to Mr. Hand. Thank u. reply
finely something I can use on this damn site replyGenericGrayBox posted 1 year ago
somebody needs a real woman quickly +1 replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 1 year ago
- 30% of all men need one of these, because they have killed thier bad bad girlfriend! +2 replysmurfspunk posted 1 year ago
and 70% of women need that too, koz they have got herpies on them vagina. +1 reply - You are right, but this statistic does only count for the UK, right??? replysmurfspunk posted 1 year ago
Yeah koz women are only in uk, everywhere else there are pre op, or post op, trannies. Right. reply - not me! replyILOVEANDREE posted 1 year ago
- brilian ideas................ i like it replykokobambang posted 1 year ago
They left out the cottage cheese +2 reply
- I think pillow sales will be going up soon... replyScuttleSlut posted 1 year ago
How does one look at oneself in the mirror after fucking a bottle? reply
- ok i don't know about you guys, but i'm gonna need a bigger water bottle... replyRa Scorpio posted 1 year ago
one could find jokes just in the name of the soda bottle chosen for such exploits.... Mountain-Dew? 7-Up? Squirt? Crush? reply
should give my boyfriend this link, so every time he pisses me off he knows what he can do. +1 reply
y not just buy a $7.00 vagina from the porn store arnt pillows expensive replyRussellkenneth posted 1 year ago
If I get that desperate, I'll just stick to my hands replyseandamonisback posted 1 year ago
turn the camera the other way and you'll see what it takes to make a prize cunt! reply
that's fucking creative reply
The league against cruelty to pillows says 'don't do it'. reply
a little too much time on your hands?? replyasslover07 posted 1 year ago
All those wasted years chasing the laydeez, who knew all I needed was a few bits and bobs, i could have saved a fortune! reply
there has to be a cheaper way to do get off ^_^ reply
Or, & this is just a suggestion, you could get out from in front of the computer & meets some real women???? replyhard_core_princess posted 1 year ago
Afterward ,remember to recycle your vagina........ replymarshallbanana posted 1 year ago
that guy must have been REALLY Fricking Lonely Or horny. Or possibly a combination of both. reply
Or 16 years old, they will fuck anything and everything. replysquizzytaylor posted 1 year ago
- BigBadDave85 lmao haha. replyheavensdevil posted 1 year ago
I've just discover that if you put a cherry tomato inside, it becomes a Virgin Vagina imitation!~ reply
Thanks. That just saved me about 15K a year. reply
WoW thats an expensive whore u got there Moup :) reply
And the wonderful thing about this is... more than half the men on here will give it a try. XD replyIishieSquishy posted 1 year ago- You got a very low opinion of men, don't ya? replydragon6666 posted 1 year ago
Well,at least he doesn't have to worry about pussy if his girl leaves him.......wait, is he single? reply
Uh yeah...........thanks but, no thanks. I personally prefer the real thing. reply
I've seen something kind of like this they use in prision. Except its a bread bag, towels and rubber bands. replyDeadInside200 posted 1 year ago
Really? I thought they used each other in prison. I must have been misinformed. replyTheEyesHaveIt posted 1 year ago
- i'm playin' with a real pussy right now so why even bother trying to make one? replybringinsexyback3847 posted 1 year ago
In HI and CA you should get your .05 when finished. reply
Great idea... not for me... thanx reply
Works Great I even added a drop of red food coloring..... Makes is seem more real you know the visual effect and all. replycookiemonster345 posted 12 months ago
Hey hey hey, slow down, you just need a thermos and some pasta! Just fill the thermos with some boiled pasta and wack your thing! And hey! At the end you will get that "special sauce" you allways get a italian resturants! reply
that is one lonely boy reply
I guess you have to change the condom every use don't you? reply
- Are ya really that bored ? replydeadheadwastingtime posted 2 months ago
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