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Added: Jun 20, 2008
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  • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
    it will never be as good as a real pussy......... +12 reply
    • sdtuu posted 1 year ago
      Yeah but least it wont expect a phone call the next night, or nag at u or take ur money +9 reply
      • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
        RRRRR but not all us chicks want a phone-call or the money hunny, its all in the pick'n my dear....... reply
        • -=JHSC=- posted 1 year ago
          yeah, i agree, i would rather pound vag than stick it in a pillow reply
  • sawan posted 1 year ago
    It looks like a home lovin kit for prisioners in solitary, ie The ones that is that can't fuck their own ass! +4 reply
  • whitetrashdotnet posted 1 year ago
    getting the real thing is a lot less work +7 reply
    • BigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
      Wrong. The real thing costs a lot more money. In this time of need, fake pussy is the way to go because it costs a lot less. No need to buy it dinner, or talk to it, or tell it it's beautiful. reply
      • Blindfreek posted 1 year ago
        your right hookers do cost money...thats why I just went and got a girlfriend +2 reply
        • Aethenoth posted 1 year ago
          Girlfriends cost even more, should have stayed with the hooker +2 reply
          • stephanie posted 1 year ago
            those of you complaining about how girls cost too much are obviously lonely and can't manage to GET a girlfriend. and if you do have one, maybe you should find one that doesn't solely rely on men. They do exist. reply
  • DOA77 posted 1 year ago
    I think I might need to use a two liter bottle +3 reply
    • Bin Laden posted 7 months ago
      You are right. My last girlfriend was lovely and all she did was love me and not expect anything in return apart from my love. I'm a musician and I was always playing music all over the place with no money but she still loved me. Then one day we had a threesome with her friend. Everything was good untile she caught me fucking her friend the next day after she came back from work. We could go into the technicalities of the situation but it resulted inme losing me lovely girlfriend in the end. If only I had had this plastic bottle vagina!! I could of relieved myself in the bathroom and not screwed her skanky friend. reply
  • proflight posted 1 year ago
    can i use a fire extinguisher as a template? be like fucking a 40 stone beauty. reply
  • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
    I tried it.... it didn't work out so well....... any suggestions? reply
    • proflight posted 1 year ago
      yes, put some sand paper in your hand, it will feel like you are shagging a female with cysts. +5 reply
      • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
        pssssst* (taps you on the shoulder) I am a femele.... +1 reply
        • proflight posted 1 year ago
          I know lady, and in these days of equality, you are just as welcome to shag who you like even if you have not got a cock just now. reply
          • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
            lol...... yeah, but I'm assure you have never tapped any ass with cysts on it. Although, I wouldn't ming going at it with MFF.... *wink* call me! reply
    • Iam1whoAmI posted 1 year ago
      Skip the cutting and stuffing. Fill the bottle warm water and insert. wa la instant dildo. +1 reply
  • Dandeegirl posted 1 year ago
    *sings Coke jingle* "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby..." +3 reply
  • jiggernaut posted 1 year ago
    I normally like to wet the stuffing with warm water for a more realist feel.... +1 reply
  • azzhole posted 1 year ago
    Someone has to much time on his hands and not enough lube. reply
  • scorpionking posted 1 year ago
    Hey....What gives? I just tried this and it tastes really bad. +3 reply
    • Ra Scorpio posted 1 year ago
      unfortunately you'll have to provide your own vagina sauce to get the full sensation +1 reply
  • Wraith posted 1 year ago
    What a great way to recycle a plastic bottle, you help save the planet and save money on going out on a date too +1 reply
  • DIABLO posted 1 year ago
    That comes from Martha Stewart living in jail mag is the chapter on male solitary,How to stay gay free. +1 reply
  • PissFlap posted 1 year ago
    Geez, real pussy is easier to get than it is to make this fake one. +3 reply
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  • j18speed posted 1 year ago
    Talk to you guys in a week! +3 reply
    • BigBadDave85 posted 1 year ago
      Learn to get the Fleshlight. It's an amazing thing. Once you get one of those, you'll talk to us in about 2 months. reply
  • 13 posted 1 year ago
    Im waiting for the next chapter of the series, "How to Make an Asshole". +2 reply
  • jeanaissa posted 1 year ago
    and all this for mearly $5 did you say $5 at the family dollar store reply
  • Bouy posted 1 year ago
    I'll keep my trusty tube sock. It works juusst fine. reply
  • clervaux posted 1 year ago
    Very handy! I have been looking for a tip like this. Finally I can say to Mr. Hand. Thank u. reply
  • smurfspunk posted 1 year ago
    30% of all men need one of these, because they have killed thier bad bad girlfriend! +2 reply
    • 13 posted 1 year ago
      and 70% of women need that too, koz they have got herpies on them vagina. +1 reply
      • smurfspunk posted 1 year ago
        You are right, but this statistic does only count for the UK, right??? reply
        • 13 posted 1 year ago
          Yeah koz women are only in uk, everywhere else there are pre op, or post op, trannies. Right. reply
  • SILVABACK posted 1 year ago
    How does one look at oneself in the mirror after fucking a bottle? reply
  • Ra Scorpio posted 1 year ago
    ok i don't know about you guys, but i'm gonna need a bigger water bottle... reply
  • PERSUADER posted 1 year ago
    one could find jokes just in the name of the soda bottle chosen for such exploits.... Mountain-Dew? 7-Up? Squirt? Crush? reply
  • Karyssia posted 1 year ago
    should give my boyfriend this link, so every time he pisses me off he knows what he can do. +1 reply
  • withwood posted 1 year ago
    turn the camera the other way and you'll see what it takes to make a prize cunt! reply
  • BigRobot posted 1 year ago
    All those wasted years chasing the laydeez, who knew all I needed was a few bits and bobs, i could have saved a fortune! reply
  • hard_core_princess posted 1 year ago
    Or, & this is just a suggestion, you could get out from in front of the computer & meets some real women???? reply
  • H666rules posted 1 year ago
    that guy must have been REALLY Fricking Lonely Or horny. Or possibly a combination of both. reply
  • Drweld posted 1 year ago
    I've just discover that if you put a cherry tomato inside, it becomes a Virgin Vagina imitation!~ reply
  • EPIX posted 1 year ago
    WoW thats an expensive whore u got there Moup :) reply
  • IishieSquishy posted 1 year ago
    And the wonderful thing about this is... more than half the men on here will give it a try. XD reply
  • Satanwing posted 1 year ago
    Well,at least he doesn't have to worry about pussy if his girl leaves him.......wait, is he single? reply
  • Aviator posted 1 year ago
    Uh yeah...........thanks but, no thanks. I personally prefer the real thing. reply
  • DeadInside200 posted 1 year ago
    I've seen something kind of like this they use in prision. Except its a bread bag, towels and rubber bands. reply
    • TheEyesHaveIt posted 1 year ago
      Really? I thought they used each other in prison. I must have been misinformed. reply
  • K2theY posted 1 year ago
    In HI and CA you should get your .05 when finished. reply
  • cookiemonster345 posted 12 months ago
    Works Great I even added a drop of red food coloring..... Makes is seem more real you know the visual effect and all. reply
  • Zjohn posted 12 months ago
    Hey hey hey, slow down, you just need a thermos and some pasta! Just fill the thermos with some boiled pasta and wack your thing! And hey! At the end you will get that "special sauce" you allways get a italian resturants! reply
  • Okolnur posted 9 months ago
    I guess you have to change the condom every use don't you? reply

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