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• id posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor don't forget to wash the codnom! reply

• joythief07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I just turn mine inside out. +11 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Same. Well actually, if you're redneck like me, you don't even need the condom! Actually, screw all that, as a redneck you learn the value of livestock. +16 reply

• Daredevil1930 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor "Baa" Means no Dave. +4 reply

• joythief07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor And no means yes, daredevil. +2 reply

• twill9er posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor lol ya ll need help reply

• EastBeast posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Where can you buy a CODNOM? +3 reply

• Muzza2k posted 4 months ago at the phamracy dubmass -3

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• CAYES posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Are you retarded or just plain stupid......... +2 reply

• HC Heretic posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor wow guys he was making a joke. +2 reply

• gspotjax posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor it will never be as good as a real pussy......... +12 reply

• sdtuu posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Yeah but least it wont expect a phone call the next night, or nag at u or take ur money +8 reply

• gspotjax posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor RRRRR but not all us chicks want a phone-call or the money hunny, its all in the pick'n my dear....... reply

• -=JHSC=- posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor yeah, i agree, i would rather pound vag than stick it in a pillow reply

• wh0re posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Lucky me, I have a real one. +5 reply

• id posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor did you use a lighter to smooth out your edges? +16 reply

• wh0re posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Yeah but I think there's too much stuffing... +2 reply

• gspotjax posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor if its not real why even want it.............. reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Because fake pussy costs less in the long run. +3 reply

• HoraceRider posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor And fake pussy don't get headaches, or PMS, or lawyers. +3 reply

• id posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor how do you know when you've been stuffed too much? reply

• Daredevil1930 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor When the pictures end up on H666. +5 reply

• RatDog67 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Can I borrow it? reply

• sawan posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor It looks like a home lovin kit for prisioners in solitary, ie The ones that is that can't fuck their own ass! +4 reply

• ILOVEANDREE posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor best post ever! +2 reply

• warmonger posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I'm sure they won't be teaching this at the next annual boy scout meeting +2 reply

• ILOVEANDREE posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor you sure about that? reply

• westside4life posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor nah they will, theyll just rename it "how to make a rectum" +2 reply

• MrSunshine posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I got kick out of the scouts for eating a brownie. +1 reply

• joythief07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor This lame. How about a do-it-yourself prolapse for those lonely nights? +2 reply

• ILOVEANDREE posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Goatse could help you with that one reply

• mufasa posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor woo hoo....no more lame saturday nights +1 reply

• whitetrashdotnet posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor getting the real thing is a lot less work +7 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Wrong. The real thing costs a lot more money. In this time of need, fake pussy is the way to go because it costs a lot less. No need to buy it dinner, or talk to it, or tell it it's beautiful. reply

• Blindfreek posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor your right hookers do cost money...thats why I just went and got a girlfriend +2 reply

• Aethenoth posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Girlfriends cost even more, should have stayed with the hooker +2 reply

• stephanie posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor those of you complaining about how girls cost too much are obviously lonely and can't manage to GET a girlfriend. and if you do have one, maybe you should find one that doesn't solely rely on men. They do exist. reply

• DOA77 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I think I might need to use a two liter bottle +3 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Because a 2 liter bottle offers more of a tight fit for you? -2 reply

• stylez40 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I think DOA prefers fucking a warm "two liter bottle" of water reply

• stylez40 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor But I will plus him on the comment reply

• gulfice posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Kinda like...............pussy for .............LOSERS! +9 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor This works just as well for winners as well as losers. reply

• BallsDeep007 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Step 9b: For those that like dirty pussy, make sure you throw in a sardine before adding additional lube. +10 reply

• LikeTrade posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor and diced onions reply

• jeanaissa posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ok BD not all females pussy smell like fish who have you been laying with lately...lol +1 reply

• BallsDeep007 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Mary Palm and her sister. reply

• Red Baron posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor What about the members who enjoy some bush on their pussy? reply

• anastasiajubilee posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor i'd think your hand would work just as nice and wouldn't be as much work~ squirt lotion, stroke dick reply

• anastasiajubilee posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ooh ooh and you can switch hands for variety! +4 reply

• proflight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor can i use a fire extinguisher as a template? be like fucking a 40 stone beauty. reply

• Lady Q posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I tried it.... it didn't work out so well....... any suggestions? reply

• proflight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor yes, put some sand paper in your hand, it will feel like you are shagging a female with cysts. +5 reply

• Lady Q posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor pssssst* (taps you on the shoulder) I am a femele.... +1 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Then buy a foot long hotdog, and warm it up in the microwave. +3 reply

• proflight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I know lady, and in these days of equality, you are just as welcome to shag who you like even if you have not got a cock just now. reply

• Lady Q posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor lol...... yeah, but I'm assure you have never tapped any ass with cysts on it. Although, I wouldn't ming going at it with MFF.... *wink* call me! reply

• Iam1whoAmI posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Skip the cutting and stuffing. Fill the bottle warm water and insert. wa la instant dildo. +1 reply

• Dandeegirl posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor *sings Coke jingle* "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby..." +3 reply

• Klamydia posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Is to much damn work, I'm just gonna fuck the pillow +3 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Do you sleep on said pillow afterwards? reply

• jiggernaut posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I normally like to wet the stuffing with warm water for a more realist feel.... +1 reply

• LikeTrade posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor he needs to hurry up and get a patent +2 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor too late, speed invented it!!!!! reply

• azzhole posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Someone has to much time on his hands and not enough lube. reply

• PhotoShopWarrior posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Think of the fortune I could make if I sold these from vending machines in a certain part of Ohio! +4 reply

• j18speed posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I know where you could get $32.78! +1 reply

• scorpionking posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Hey....What gives? I just tried this and it tastes really bad. +3 reply

• Ra Scorpio posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor unfortunately you'll have to provide your own vagina sauce to get the full sensation +1 reply

• Wraith posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor What a great way to recycle a plastic bottle, you help save the planet and save money on going out on a date too +1 reply

• chazzzzzzzzzz posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Boy....MacGyver needs to put some effort into actually getting laid. +7 reply

• DIABLO posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor That comes from Martha Stewart living in jail mag is the chapter on male solitary,How to stay gay free. +1 reply

• PissFlap posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Geez, real pussy is easier to get than it is to make this fake one. +3 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago Real pussy costs a lot more money. This works time and time again. It never has a headache, or just wants to go to sleep. -3

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• Blindfreek posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor how many more times are you going to say this? reply

• ILOVEANDREE posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor you're obviously not very good reply

• ScuttleSlut posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Oh, you tried? It was hard for you to make, wasn't? =/ reply

• j18speed posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Talk to you guys in a week! +3 reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Learn to get the Fleshlight. It's an amazing thing. Once you get one of those, you'll talk to us in about 2 months. reply

• Freedom Fries posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor This is better than the Fifi. +1 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Im waiting for the next chapter of the series, "How to Make an Asshole". +2 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor *please insert your own Joythief07 joke here* +1 reply

• jeanaissa posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor and all this for mearly $5 did you say $5 at the family dollar store reply

• Bouy posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I'll keep my trusty tube sock. It works juusst fine. reply

• Kozmik posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor GOODBYE LONELY NIGHTS!!! reply

• pirata29 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor humm... good idea... great imagination... hahaha reply

• clervaux posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Very handy! I have been looking for a tip like this. Finally I can say to Mr. Hand. Thank u. reply

• GenericGrayBox posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor finely something I can use on this damn site reply

• Lord Love Rocket69 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor somebody needs a real woman quickly +1 reply

• proflight posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor yes please reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor what Yes please? Are you Taking Order of women here? i.e. Pimping Muther Fucker!!! reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor 30% of all men need one of these, because they have killed thier bad bad girlfriend! +2 reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor and 70% of women need that too, koz they have got herpies on them vagina. +1 reply

• smurfspunk posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor You are right, but this statistic does only count for the UK, right??? reply

• 13 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Yeah koz women are only in uk, everywhere else there are pre op, or post op, trannies. Right. reply

• ILOVEANDREE posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor not me! reply

• kokobambang posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor brilian ideas................ i like it reply

• roland68 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor They left out the cottage cheese +2 reply

• ScuttleSlut posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I think pillow sales will be going up soon... reply

• SILVABACK posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor How does one look at oneself in the mirror after fucking a bottle? reply

• Ra Scorpio posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor ok i don't know about you guys, but i'm gonna need a bigger water bottle... reply

• PERSUADER posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor one could find jokes just in the name of the soda bottle chosen for such exploits.... Mountain-Dew? 7-Up? Squirt? Crush? reply

• Karyssia posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor should give my boyfriend this link, so every time he pisses me off he knows what he can do. +1 reply

• Russellkenneth posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor y not just buy a $7.00 vagina from the porn store arnt pillows expensive reply

• seandamonisback posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor If I get that desperate, I'll just stick to my hands reply

• withwood posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor turn the camera the other way and you'll see what it takes to make a prize cunt! reply

• DEBANE posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor that's fucking creative reply

• EastBeast posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor The league against cruelty to pillows says 'don't do it'. reply

• asslover07 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor a little too much time on your hands?? reply

• BigRobot posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor All those wasted years chasing the laydeez, who knew all I needed was a few bits and bobs, i could have saved a fortune! reply

• bentOver posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor there has to be a cheaper way to do get off ^_^ reply

• hard_core_princess posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Or, & this is just a suggestion, you could get out from in front of the computer & meets some real women???? reply

• marshallbanana posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Afterward ,remember to recycle your vagina........ reply

• H666rules posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor that guy must have been REALLY Fricking Lonely Or horny. Or possibly a combination of both. reply

• squizzytaylor posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Or 16 years old, they will fuck anything and everything. reply

• heavensdevil posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor BigBadDave85 lmao haha. reply

• Drweld posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I've just discover that if you put a cherry tomato inside, it becomes a Virgin Vagina imitation!~ reply

• mouping posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Thanks. That just saved me about 15K a year. reply

• EPIX posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor WoW thats an expensive whore u got there Moup :) reply

• IishieSquishy posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor And the wonderful thing about this is... more than half the men on here will give it a try. XD reply

• dragon6666 posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor You got a very low opinion of men, don't ya? reply

• Satanwing posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Well,at least he doesn't have to worry about pussy if his girl leaves him.......wait, is he single? reply

• Aviator posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Uh yeah...........thanks but, no thanks. I personally prefer the real thing. reply

• DeadInside200 posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor I've seen something kind of like this they use in prision. Except its a bread bag, towels and rubber bands. reply

• TheEyesHaveIt posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Really? I thought they used each other in prison. I must have been misinformed. reply

• bringinsexyback3847 posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor i'm playin' with a real pussy right now so why even bother trying to make one? reply

• K2theY posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor In HI and CA you should get your .05 when finished. reply

• rukadore posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Great idea... not for me... thanx reply

• cookiemonster345 posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Works Great I even added a drop of red food coloring..... Makes is seem more real you know the visual effect and all. reply

• Zjohn posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor Hey hey hey, slow down, you just need a thermos and some pasta! Just fill the thermos with some boiled pasta and wack your thing! And hey! At the end you will get that "special sauce" you allways get a italian resturants! reply