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Make a vagina
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From: id
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 5 		Added: Jun 20, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: vagina   condom   lonely   jerkoff  

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  • sawan | 2 years ago
    It looks like a home lovin kit for prisioners in solitary, ie The ones that is that can't fuck their own ass! +4 reply
  • whitetrashdotnet | 2 years ago
    getting the real thing is a lot less work +7 reply
    • BigBadDave85 | 2 years ago
      Wrong. The real thing costs a lot more money. In this time of need, fake pussy is the way to go because it costs a lot less. No need to buy it dinner, or talk to it, or tell it it's beautiful. reply
      • Blindfreek | 2 years ago
        your right hookers do cost money...thats why I just went and got a girlfriend +2 reply
        • Aethenoth | 2 years ago
          Girlfriends cost even more, should have stayed with the hooker +2 reply
          • stephanie | 2 years ago
            those of you complaining about how girls cost too much are obviously lonely and can't manage to GET a girlfriend. and if you do have one, maybe you should find one that doesn't solely rely on men. They do exist. reply
  • DOA77 | 2 years ago
    I think I might need to use a two liter bottle +3 reply
    • Bin Laden | 1 year ago
      You are right. My last girlfriend was lovely and all she did was love me and not expect anything in return apart from my love. I'm a musician and I was always playing music all over the place with no money but she still loved me. Then one day we had a threesome with her friend. Everything was good untile she caught me fucking her friend the next day after she came back from work. We could go into the technicalities of the situation but it resulted inme losing me lovely girlfriend in the end. If only I had had this plastic bottle vagina!! I could of relieved myself in the bathroom and not screwed her skanky friend. reply
  • proflight | 2 years ago
    can i use a fire extinguisher as a template? be like fucking a 40 stone beauty. reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    I tried it.... it didn't work out so well....... any suggestions? reply
    • proflight | 2 years ago
      yes, put some sand paper in your hand, it will feel like you are shagging a female with cysts. +5 reply
      • Lady Q | 2 years ago
        pssssst* (taps you on the shoulder) I am a femele.... +1 reply
        • proflight | 2 years ago
          I know lady, and in these days of equality, you are just as welcome to shag who you like even if you have not got a cock just now. reply
          • Lady Q | 2 years ago
            lol...... yeah, but I'm assure you have never tapped any ass with cysts on it. Although, I wouldn't ming going at it with MFF.... *wink* call me! reply
    • Iam1whoAmI | 2 years ago
      Skip the cutting and stuffing. Fill the bottle warm water and insert. wa la instant dildo. +1 reply
  • jiggernaut | 2 years ago
    I normally like to wet the stuffing with warm water for a more realist feel.... +1 reply
  • Wraith | 2 years ago
    What a great way to recycle a plastic bottle, you help save the planet and save money on going out on a date too +1 reply
  • DIABLO | 2 years ago
    That comes from Martha Stewart living in jail mag is the chapter on male solitary,How to stay gay free. +1 reply
  • PissFlap | 2 years ago
    Geez, real pussy is easier to get than it is to make this fake one. +3 reply
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  • 13 | 2 years ago
    Im waiting for the next chapter of the series, "How to Make an Asshole". +2 reply
  • Bouy | 2 years ago
    I'll keep my trusty tube sock. It works juusst fine. reply
  • clervaux | 2 years ago
    Very handy! I have been looking for a tip like this. Finally I can say to Mr. Hand. Thank u. reply
  • smurfspunk | 2 years ago
    30% of all men need one of these, because they have killed thier bad bad girlfriend! +2 reply
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      and 70% of women need that too, koz they have got herpies on them vagina. +1 reply
  • Ra Scorpio | 2 years ago
    ok i don't know about you guys, but i'm gonna need a bigger water bottle... reply
  • PERSUADER | 2 years ago
    one could find jokes just in the name of the soda bottle chosen for such exploits.... Mountain-Dew? 7-Up? Squirt? Crush? reply
  • Karyssia | 2 years ago
    should give my boyfriend this link, so every time he pisses me off he knows what he can do. +1 reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    turn the camera the other way and you'll see what it takes to make a prize cunt! reply
  • BigRobot | 2 years ago
    All those wasted years chasing the laydeez, who knew all I needed was a few bits and bobs, i could have saved a fortune! reply
  • hard_core_princess | 2 years ago
    Or, & this is just a suggestion, you could get out from in front of the computer & meets some real women???? reply
  • H666rules | 2 years ago
    that guy must have been REALLY Fricking Lonely Or horny. Or possibly a combination of both. reply
  • Drweld | 2 years ago
    I've just discover that if you put a cherry tomato inside, it becomes a Virgin Vagina imitation!~ reply
  • Satanwing | 2 years ago
    Well,at least he doesn't have to worry about pussy if his girl leaves him.......wait, is he single? reply
  • Aviator | 2 years ago
    Uh yeah...........thanks but, no thanks. I personally prefer the real thing. reply
  • DeadInside200 | 2 years ago
    I've seen something kind of like this they use in prision. Except its a bread bag, towels and rubber bands. reply
  • cookiemonster345 | 2 years ago
    Works Great I even added a drop of red food coloring..... Makes is seem more real you know the visual effect and all. reply
  • Zjohn | 2 years ago
    Hey hey hey, slow down, you just need a thermos and some pasta! Just fill the thermos with some boiled pasta and wack your thing! And hey! At the end you will get that "special sauce" you allways get a italian resturants! reply

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