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Man on Fire

Man catches on fire in porn shop
by freaksh0w 11 months ago (Sun, Jul 22, 2012) in Fail (SFW)
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A man was hospitalized with life-threatening, third-degree burns after somehow catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5.

The fire occurred at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore at 99 Sixth Street, near the intersection with Mission Street, in the city’s South of Market neighborhood.

Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” SFPD Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.

Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames.

Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos in a private booth at the adult arcade when the fire ignited.

The man, whose name has not been released, was being treated at St.
Francis Memorial Hospital for severe burns over 90% of his body.
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  • deleted | 11 months ago | +31 -1
    Fuck he must of been wanking furiously to get that hot. Smokin
    • GODnGuns | 11 months ago | +9
      Doc I get this burning sensation whenever I get aroused...........
    • Dropkick0Jankins | 11 months ago | +1
      God that's exactly what I thought!Furiously masturbating cowboy style(no lube).
  • apathy | 11 months ago | +11
    [image]"It seemed like a good idea at the time"
    • fkbisme | 11 months ago | +4
      This guy was trying to avoid razor burn.
    • WonkyDonkey | 11 months ago | +4
      Looks like he still managed to knock one out at the end?!?!?
      • apathy | 11 months ago | +4
        ...... like a true H6 member
        • ShittlesRainbow | 11 months ago | +2
          thats a poor excuse for a wienie roast
          • apathy | 11 months ago | +2
            What if he was making a his/her matching set? [image]
  • turdusmcflurdus | 11 months ago | +9
    I hear the automated turbo fleshlight has just been recalled
  • ShittlesRainbow | 11 months ago | +8
    motherfucking badass,using kerosene as a lubricant...... wtf
  • Devilstones | 11 months ago | +11 -4
    [image]
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +5

    [video]
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
      Meant to add that burning from an std and coming out of a porn shop on fire reminded me of one of my first CDs with this song..
  • albuu | 11 months ago | +5
    Spontaneous combustion nut-bustin?!?! Im goin to jerk off in the neighbors pool.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +4
    He seemed kinda casual outside.
    • TheDunwichWhore | 11 months ago | +1
      I was around the corner at the end of the video and he stopped to give me a light. He mentioned that he was "all fired up" about something though.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
    Watch, some Westboro Baptist Church invalids will claim that "God punished him for yanking his cheese doodle blah blah."
    • TheDunwichWhore | 11 months ago | +4
      God is tired of all of our sins. He is beginning to strike down upon us with feral punishment according to the rule of your debauchery. Come hither Dahmer Ye must faceth the stick of broom.
  • Morbidmental | 11 months ago | +3
    I guess porno for pyros are coming out with another album.
  • MyBloodyKitty | 11 months ago | +2
    Shit fucking fire that must've hurt. Maybe he was too addicted to porn and fate was trying to give him a hint. LOL Nah impossible. I bet he tried sticking his penis in the wrong socket.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Funny how police and fire fighters were near by. A porn store. Lol
  • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +2
    Hmm now I've heard of std's causing a burning sensation when you piss but nothing like this..
    • apathy | 11 months ago | +2
      Yeah, I bet you've "heard"
      • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +4
        Haha yeah you're right.. my penis is so bumpy I resorted to hooking up with blind women in hopes they couldn't see how bad it was.. but that back fired one night when I learned that my Dick said, "run like hell" in braille..
        • apathy | 11 months ago | +3
          Be positive, you no longer need to buy "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms anymore. I'm sure you can find some illiterate blind women
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Why the hell was he just casually strutting around while still partially on fire in footage from the outside camera?
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