I'll have him return your jack hammer when he's done. I'll make sure he washes it off this time.

i'm here to make you sad then, very sad

Is there a doctor in the house?! Thanks for the pics of Yulia, she is a definite cutie but it must be the angle of the pic then that makes her right boob appear wider than her waist.

I swear she has the same dimensions as a Barbie doll

Unless you get to touch em, real or fake, makes no difference as long as u stand at attention wen they solute.

And I would be remiss were I to allow this wayward child to go another day puzzled by the burden that GOD has placed upon her chest. "...oh my child come unto me and allow me to give you refuge. Place these large ungainly appendages in my hands and close your eyes. You'll be just fine once the swelling goes down...."

That's a game that will last a lifetime.

My oldest went on a cruise with us when he was 14 months.. well down in the Caribbean all the maniquins have DD's so I made a game of him trying to breast feed off of them so I could snap funny pictures.. it was halarious... And for all of you people who are about to neg me for taking humor in it, we got the idea when I was holding him posing with one of these voluptuous models and he tried to latch onto it when he was close enough.. his sick little mind, not mine..