These things are impressive, but creepy. I mean seriously; wouldn't having one of these ANYWHERE in your house kind of freak you out? I'd be constantly watching to see if it moves, like people do at open-casket viewings
A little girl jumps on Santa's lap, she says "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa said "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?" The little girl replies "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I. Joe
i second that. lets see.. does he vibrate? does he hump? does he do it doggy style? can he go balls deep? does he come with plastic? how about a car? can I take him home to my mother? does wash dishes? will he draw my bathwater? Can I argue with him? how well does he do with me PMSing? Can I tell him not now, I have a headache? Will cum on my face when I'm excited?..................
I want to buy that and just have it sit around my house with his cock in one hand and a bottle of Vodka in the other. Scare the hell outta company, it'd be good times.
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