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Strange Things Farms Produce

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From: OChill
Joined: 3 years ago
Uploads: 622
Added: Nov 21, 2007
Category: Fuckedup Porn
Tags: watermelon   fruit   vegetable   screw   cum   orgasm   pound   pump   food  

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  • Sylvia | 2 years ago
    Nope, us women won't ever be replaced by a vegatable, keep trying +2 reply
    • KrautHammer | 2 years ago
      and neither will us, stop fucking cucumbers and fuck us +13 reply
      • Sylvia | 2 years ago
        To be honest, most women that have a cucumber inside them have been told to do so by a man! +1 reply
        • KrautHammer | 2 years ago
          well, they're shy because they have a small penis, every man on H66 has one 7inches and if they're not, well, they're rich, so ti makes up +4 reply
          • 13 | 2 years ago
            Yeah, and I have got most of my friends on Heave666, and I can call them over if nedeed. reply
            • KrautHammer | 2 years ago
              sexual, i forgot to add, if youre welsh, you isntantly get an added 3 inches, all those years fucking sheep paid off +2 reply
    • Jslick189 | 2 years ago
      thats what you think...i can fuck a seedless melon for 2 hours hard and not here complaining...if i want to here someone moaning i can come to h666 and watch tranny vidoes and fuck my melon reply
    • okclex | 2 years ago
      watermelons are vegetables now??? who knew??? and p.s. i know they say black people love watermelon, but i guess white folks REALLY LOVE their watermelon. reply
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    Seriously, this is an old Arab proverb: "For children, use a woman; for lust, a boy; for sheer ecstasy, a melon." +3 reply
  • DannyLee | 2 years ago
    the poeple at the store are thinking ''my, that guy sure eats alot of watermelon'' +5 reply
  • Freedom Fries | 2 years ago
    It's all fun and games until you get a seed caught in your pee hole. How will you explain that in the ER? ;-) +3 reply
  • 13 | 2 years ago
    How similar, Men will fuck anything, women will fuck everything. reply
  • doggrande | 2 years ago
    i just got one question have you ever fucked a water melon??????? it is just plan fun especally on a pick-nick with some fried chicken present i love food play +1 reply
  • Robert235 | 2 years ago
    this dude never got pussy so.. he is fucking a watermelon no wonder that was 1 of my least favorite fruit +1 reply
    • Flapjacks | 2 years ago
      Dude, I was just eating a watermellon. Now I wil never look at it the same way again. reply
  • GodsHand | 2 years ago
    i think i would just go get me a 5 dollar hooker and if hes that bad off to have to fuck a melon and put it on the internet for everyone to see then this guy needs help reply
  • GodsHand | 2 years ago
    Watermelon: $5.00 Knife to cut hole in watermelon: $2.00 Camera: $500.00 The look on his face when his friends find out its him and call him a melon fucker: Priceless For everyone else theres pussy reply
  • WB | 2 years ago
    was the pull out necessary??? are there little watermelonlings gonna come from this?? reply
  • Arby3 | 2 years ago
    well, i'm definitely NOT going to his house on thanksgiving and eating the fruit salad. reply
  • kickone | 2 years ago
    hmmm guess if your alone whatever it takes.... slap a pic of sum of the sexy bitches on here on it and your good reply
  • manopike | 2 years ago
    The age of consent laws are so liberal for melons in the deep south......... reply
  • MikeyKo84 | 2 years ago
    I bet that he have no woman. he dont mind if he can buy fake doll but nobody know reply
  • okclex | 2 years ago
    damn and i guess you cant even get watermelons to swallow anymore huh? reply
  • DWIGHT420 | 2 years ago
    more melon fucking.... well at least he is the only guy fucking it this time reply
  • amischief | 2 years ago
    Ther are too many whys I need to ask. Why record yourself fucking a melon, isn't that a secret best kept to yourself. Why fuck a melon in the first place, is he that ugly he can't get a woman. Why why why!!! reply
  • bigbucs | 2 years ago
    i did the same thing when i was 13 the mess was hard and sticky 2 clean up reply
  • Batman007 | 2 years ago
    I wonder if her warmed it up, chilled it or fucked it at room temperature? reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    would have been really fucked up if he had drawn a face on it before fucking it! reply
  • Yeti | 2 years ago
    I bet he call this melon Janet. On next video he'll paint eyes and mouth on it. And dont forget about a sexy wig! reply
  • dakuwan | 2 years ago
    Now melon...*walks over with a uni-sex doll*...can you point--sorry, nod to the place the bad man put his weenie-warm-warm in you, for the rest of the court....Yes thank you. Let the record show.... reply
  • dakuwan | 2 years ago
    Jeez...and judging from the load the guy shot, it was good. That's so messed up. Because my cantellope was spitting all kinds of juice and seeds when I did that. Uh... I mean when I took a dildo and stuck it in the fruit--the melon-not a real person fruit but you know--!! I gotta go now!! *sprints off at high rate of speed* reply
  • iBite | 2 years ago
    Who would want to have sex with a watermelon...? Its hard and cold :S reply
  • wardancer | 2 years ago
    later he added some alcohol to the hole in the melon and everyone had watermellon shots!! +1 reply
  • MrWallace | 10 months ago
    Don't care what you say that watermelon had it coming you see the way it looked at him? reply

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