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Mike

Chicken lives for 18 months with no head
by sexualharassmentpanda 2 years ago (Thu, Jun 16, 2011) in Wtf (SFW)
Mike
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  • sexualharassmentpanda | 2 years ago | +9
    sleeping with his "head" under his wing, he decided that if Mike had that much will to live, he would figure out a way to feed and water him. With an eyedropper Mike was given grain and water. It was becoming obvious that Mike was special. A week into Mike's new life Olsen packed him up and took him 250 miles to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City . The skeptical scientists were eager to answer all the questions regarding Mike's amazing ability to survive with no head. It was determined that ax blade had missed the jugular vein and a clot had prevented Mike from bleeding to death. Although most of his head was in a jar, most of his brain stem and one ear was left on his body. Since most of a chicken's reflex actions are controlled by the brain stem Mike was able to remain quite healthy.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +1 -1
      He probably missed most (if not all) of the medulla. The Medulla controls breathing, heart beat and all (if not most) of the autonomic functions of the body. (Thank you Bio 182 Classes)
  • Hyperlitechief | 2 years ago | +9 -1
    ................. aaaaaannnnndddd thats where zombies came from!
  • CORPSERIPPER | 2 years ago | +4
    While returning from one of these road trips the Olsens stopped at a motel in the Arizona desert. In the middle of the night Mike began to choke. Unable to find the eyedropper used to clear Mike's open esophagus Miracle Mike passed
    • SupaDupa | 2 years ago
      i heard it was a corn kernel he was choking on lol silly chicken thought he still had a beak
  • Souder | 2 years ago | +5 -1
    18 months without head...I wouldn't last a week.
  • PissFlap | 2 years ago | +4 -2
    Still more brains than trailer trash.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +3 -1
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    • ShaoKhanSlayer | 2 years ago | +1 -1
      Is this a breaded fried chicken head?
  • jamstermedia | 2 years ago | +3 -1
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