zoidberg

My asshole hurts

Birth
by zoidberg 10 months ago (Fri, Jul 13, 2012) in Funny (NSFW)
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  • friendlygarfield | 10 months ago | +110 -1
    if nine months ago you took it in the ass now she would not be in that situation :-)
    • Smudge | 10 months ago | +7
      If only she had swallowed
    • RawrRosalina | 10 months ago | +1 -3
      the only drawback to that comment is that if she had taken it in the ass 9 months ago she would have felt the same pain except earlier. So she basically delayed the "pain in the ass" by 9 months.
      • TheCapp | 10 months ago | +20
        Yeah, but this "pain in the ass" is going to last about 18 years...
      • mykeyknox | 10 months ago | +1
        Prolly wouldn't have been easier and less painful though
  • PINKinthaMIDDLE | 10 months ago | +21
    Fuck MTV for making pregnancy look cool!
    • FATJOE | 10 months ago | +1
      dont you mean making it cool for kids under 18 to have kids...
      • PINKinthaMIDDLE | 10 months ago | +1
        Anybody who looks at MTV is 18 and under!
  • Shovelnose | 10 months ago | +17
    My wife use to scream that her asshole hurt.It stopped when I put a pillow over her head.
  • brohamn | 10 months ago | +11
    I say the same thing the next day after a night of drunken binging at tacobell
    • WonkyDonkey | 10 months ago | +7
      Since when has Irish johns house been called taco bell???
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +5
        I call bronsins bedroom taco bell.
  • oseroser | 10 months ago | +10
    I still remember my daddy's words: "If men would be able to give birth, each family would have one child only."
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +9
    I can't even count how many times I've heard that before...
  • Pookybear | 10 months ago | +8
    reminds me of fucking a girls ass for the first time... good memories
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +6

    Nothing like children having children.

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    • mammarysex | 10 months ago | +2
      Just FYI: that turned out to be a Hoax
  • drdannyc | 10 months ago | +6 -1
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    • PLEDGEY | 10 months ago | +2

      • bigblackjake | 10 months ago | +1
        i'd fuck tori if she would only keep her goddamned mouth shut
    • PLEDGEY | 10 months ago | +1
      Ooops!, wasn't wearing my glasses.
    • tshezz | 10 months ago | +1 -1
      Shit, I fat fingered a neg. Fml,
  • bb2687 | 10 months ago | +5
    Big props to the nurse for keeping a straight face.
  • WonkyDonkey | 10 months ago | +4 -1
    Music to my ears...
    *Sinister laugh hahahahahahaha.
  • Eukaryoute | 10 months ago | +3
    I knw how she feels I ate an extra large pizza last night and this morning I had to use my breathing exercises to birth that baby.
  • freaksh0w | 10 months ago | +2
    what a drama queen. is this one of those unreasonable teen moms?
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +4 -2
    she's complaining about her asshole?! try being in labor without an epidural and without anesthesia, then complain... she was funny :D
    • Pookybear | 10 months ago | +5
      i dont think she had any of those...
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
      So you actually think her asshole should hurt way more?!!!
      • Pookybear | 10 months ago | +2
        no but if she had an epidural or any anesthesia she wouldn't be feeling much if anything
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
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  • sliktrik125 | 10 months ago | +2
    Friendlygarfield your words should be immortalized in stone and placed in all delivery rooms!!
  • deacci | 10 months ago | +2
    Lol
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