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Emergency Call
by OChill 5 years ago (Thu, Oct 09, 2008) in Funny (NSFW)
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  • deleted | 5 years ago | +14
    This was the funny as fuck till the idiot got tracked down arrested and put in jail. Ironically he's choking on cock in jail
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
    I swear to GOD if I ever got a 911 call like this, I would send EVERYONE - FBI, CIA, DEA, Border Patrol to this asshole's house...National fucking Guard...tie up my 911 lines with some bullshit like that.
    • WarLord | 5 years ago
      Yea good thinkin instead of ppl not bein able 2 get thru on the fones cos this idiot has tied up the lines lets send every1 2 his house so wen ppl do get thru theres no1 available 2 help them, good thinkin batman!!
    • BrittanyMichelle | 5 years ago
      yeah that would be great... because the FBI probably has nothing better to do...nothing more important that getting this man for tying up phone lines
    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 5 years ago | -1
      Ivanna, I totally understand what you meant. He should be prosecuted for fucking around like that when somebody could have been seriously trying to get through.
  • CasperWilkes | 5 years ago | +3
    well....if it gets stuck again, i'll just go grab the shoe-horn....unless that means i have to drag her fat ass with me.....i guess i'll just let her choke
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
    once I got my dick stuck on my pants zipper and I called 911 and they told me to zip it up and hung up on me. They left me scarred for life.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
    stupid ass,he makes a phone call. if you hold her head with both hands you'll get more lever and trust deeper. plus if instead your use the phone as an ass plug her poop wont stink that bad. just saying...
  • freedomsdragons | 5 years ago | +3
    Can anyone explain why his penis has a female name?
    • Noahstradamus | 5 years ago
      for some reason i failed to notice this till u brought it up
  • Shammie | 5 years ago | +2
    That lady is one hell of a cool cucumber!
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