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Added: Dec 20, 2007 Category: Funny Tags: mj michael jackson |
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- honestly i feel kinda bad for him, but on the other hand he scares the shit out of me. +26 replyslippy8976 posted 11 months ago
Same here. reply 
he is a fkn freak +1 replytwatsickle posted 11 months ago
hes not very good at shaving??!! +15 reply - i second that! replyskullnbones85 posted 11 months ago
I wonder if he ever tried to shave his balls? +1 replyHoraceRider posted 11 months ago
i dont think he has those... +1 replyPoeticalVendetta posted 11 months ago
I dont think there's anything on this freak that's his. He's made mostly of cartlidge that was grown on a mouse's backside. replyrealitycheck posted 11 months ago
Why feel bad for him. Feel bad for all the little kids whose heads he fucked up for the rest of their lives. He's a true piece of shit. Fuck him. +9 reply 
gulfice I wish someone would molest me for $25million. I've never been that lucky replymediapusher posted 11 months ago
what is with all the band aids? :S i feel pity for him, but only because other people have just allowed him to follow a path of self destrustion. replyevilmrcuddles posted 11 months ago
If he's on the path for self destruction, that motherfucker needs to get a move-on. +2 replyshortbus4570 posted 11 months ago
Yeah those are to hold his face on. He's beyond repair. His face is falling off. +4 reply 
That was fucking hilarious 1 +1 reply 
yeah, maybe he's really trying to be a good mom.. uhhh.....I mean dad! replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 11 months agothough i have no idea how to 1 one i cant find it anywhere haha reply - They're to hold his skin on his face. He looks like a melting wax figure without make-up and band aids and airbrushing...TRULY SCARY replymediapusher posted 11 months ago
- Wondering what he looks like now without all the bandages... Lord have mercy.. replyAngelize97 posted 11 months ago
- Would you feel bad for him if it was your child being molested by this human (only related to us by species) atrocity? No reason to fear this frail little sick fuck, I'd smash his face if I could get away with it. Wait a minute, I need to iterate, I meant to say I'd smash the face he has on at the time. replyrealitycheck posted 11 months ago
fuck Michael, I don't feel bad for anyone that gets off fucking little boys reply 
looks like skeletor, from "masters of the universe" reply i guess britney doesnt feel so bad now reply - I don't feel bad for him at all. He looks like that by choice..What a sick fuck replymediapusher posted 11 months ago
why mikel do not die?, even highlander didnt take that long to . reply
Q: How do you know its bed time at MJ's house? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. +11 reply 
Why does MJ shop at KMart??? He heard that boys paint where half off... +1 replyBJGimmie247 posted 11 months ago
dont you mean pants? +7 reply - LOL... yeah...ooppss... every one here should know by now that i dont think when i type... i dont even know what i was thinkin on that one... thanks replyBJGimmie247 posted 11 months ago
no problem reply 
I was thinking 'boys' was a paint brand..... reply 
Yeah, Dutch Boy....could have worked that way too I suppose... replyhumanwreckage posted 11 months ago
Lol what a way to ruin your own joke +5 reply 
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a K Mart shopping bag? A: One's made of plastic and is harmful to children, and the other is used to carry your recent purchases. reply
a whole pack of band aids cant hide he has been sucking too much cock +1 reply - juvenile cock? who knows, ti is MJ replyImYourSoldier posted 11 months ago
Still love those jokes. +1 reply - What's the difference between MJ and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face til your at least 12. +1 replyshortbus4570 posted 11 months ago
You know, I'm old enough to remember when he was badass. If I had a few wishes, one would be to know what the F happened? And don't gimme that BS about he didn't have childhood. +2 reply 
you ever see the documentary on him growing up i mean not an excuse but he went through some fucked up shit +1 reply True. So take all your broke ass friends to Disneyland or something. He just got freaky. I mean, messing with little boys? If it's true that is, we may never know. But If there are accusations, you so sumpin wasn't right. reply 
you dont see the other jacksons fucking kids, do ya? reply A lot of other people did too but you don't see them (allegedly) molesting children........ reply
This freak is just gone bokers further...the problem now..he's dragging children with him on his twisted path to hell. +1 reply
- He looks just as creepy trying to cover all that up... damn stalker lookin mofo... +1 replyBJGimmie247 posted 11 months ago
He wants everyone to take note of his fucked up face! +1 reply
Q: What do MJ and a zit half in common? A: They both come on a young boys face. +4 reply 
I heard MJ died of food poisoning....Apparently he ate a ten year old weiner. +2 replyuniversalmind posted 11 months agoever hear of the jackson burger? its 40 yo meat between 10 yo buns! +3 reply
I'm bad, I'm bad you know it you know it. Shamon mother fucker. +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 11 months ago
Ack! Squish it!! +1 reply
- "Bo selecta" Google it. replyWonky_Donkey posted 11 months ago
- Just did, He's a bad invisible teeth cutting muthafucka, chamone! +1 replyPastafazool posted 11 months ago
He should have went to Tom's Rhinoplasty in the first place +2 reply
What's slightly brown and found in little boys underpants? Micheal Jackson's hand +4 reply
so sad reply
- Who's sad? He's Bad! replyPastafazool posted 11 months ago
he used to be the greatest.....WTF Micheal. +2 replymr jonhson69 posted 11 months ago
Nah u see....his plastic face started to fall off...so wut other way to hold his face on but with band-aids! This would actually be a good advertisement for band-aids. "Band-aids, stick and holds to anything...even plastic! +1 reply
Oh and did anyone else notice the sigh that says "weird" in the first picture? +1 reply
He's a master of disguise +2 replySandman0693 posted 11 months ago
he's a fucking looney.in the real world he'd be sectioned and put away for his own good. +1 replyslightlydisturbed posted 11 months ago- Too bad celebrities don't live in the real world replySandman0693 posted 11 months ago
he is a smooth criminal +3 reply 
Then why don't he exersise his mastery and blend the fuck in? Dear god, what the hell is wrong with this dude?! replyHyde in plain sight posted 11 months ago
hes fucking weird some one please kill him replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 11 months ago
- and those kids aint even his if you need me to explain this ask me replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 11 months ago
Saw these pics inthe paper this mornin. Fucked up stuff. Feel well sorry for his kids. reply 
and he's still around kids in the last pics... people never learn +1 reply
Hey, another target! Put him up there with the starfishes... +1 reply
he needs to moonwalk his weird ass into a mental hospital +7 reply 
If only i could plus one you for that my good man, but i've gotta wait. replyDaredevil1930 posted 11 months ago
MJ or a plastic replica of the crypt keeper reply
- he looks like dat female ape from da movie planet of da apes +1 replycuriousasian69 posted 11 months ago
No that's Janet. +1 reply
He just got more plastic surgery reply
He's their mommy and their daddy +1 reply
- I heard that he's the "real" father of jamie lynn spears baby. Here we go again replynecromancer posted 11 months ago
It's about time for that kid to get a nose job. Lookin' a little large. reply
I feel bad for Michael. +2 reply 
Yeah, it's all pretty sad. replyDead_Squirrel posted 11 months ago
Lol Look at him he has cut himself shaving........although why cover it with post its! He's made of plastic right so he wouldn't exactly bleed?!? reply
Daddy Jackson must have been one fucked up bastard. reply
- he looks like so ...thrilling.... +1 replyrogelioscar posted 11 months ago
- whats michael jacksons favorite store?....K-mart. blue light special means boys pants half off. replyaeroclutch posted 11 months ago
Noooo the best one, What does McDonalds and Micheal Jackson have in common? They both stick 42 year old meat into 6 year old buns. Or what did the mom say to Micheal Jackson at the beach? HEY GET OUT OF MY SON!! replySir Waffles posted 11 months ago
Run children, its the Grinch. reply
What do Michael Jackson and a Walmart bag have in common? They are both made of plastic and dangerous to small children. +4 replystuartpedaso posted 11 months agowhy did MJ call Boys II Men? he thought it was a delivery service! +1 reply
M.J. phone home +1 replySPECIALSAUCE59 posted 11 months ago
He's gotta be living in Hell. reply
He seems to have gone a little nuts... reply
trying to keep his upper lip in place reply
1980's.. King of Pop 2000's.. King of Poop replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 11 months ago
- Forgot the 1990's.. (it's my lack of sleep). replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 11 months ago
sad thing is hes actually starting to look like thriller reply
I'd love to see his autopsy report after he passes. reply 
they wouldn't be able to cremate him, just melt him down into a plastic puddle. reply
- He's preparing for his role as a Tusken Raider in the next Star Wars flick. replyUltimateCarebear posted 11 months ago
the first picture tells it all. Look closely to the left and the sign say's "Weird 20% off" reply
blend Micheal blend! reply
"the beautiful people" +1 reply
Whats M.J and santa clause got in common.......The both leave childrens room with empty sacks! +2 reply
- I heard he just bought a college,,,,Bringem Young University. He's gonna relocate it to DuBois Pa. +1 replyHoraceRider posted 11 months ago
ET go home....... thats what he said in the movie, but it seems like he never left..... reply
lol wut is on his face reply
Despite him being fucked up now he still made some great hits, thats all that matters. +1 reply
Hey check this when skin dosen't do it for you anymore ther is always a post-it. It maybe cheaper than a doctor,,, reply
he only made good music when he was black... now hes some kinda albino halloween disaster, he basicly fails at life... +1 replyJazzMaverick posted 11 months ago
Great, now I'm going to feel like a total freak every time I pick up a book having to do with Dragons. +1 reply
according to the first pic MJ is on sale....20% off reply
A failed shave. What is there to shave he fucked up his beard with his shitbag white surgery. reply
Apparantly he has just recorded a new version of elton johns song,its now called "dont let your son go down on me" +1 replykeyser soza posted 11 months ago
He should just give up and try to look like Marilyn Manson...nah, cuz I like MM.. never mind. wtf is wrong with this guy??? replyIvannahumpalot posted 11 months ago
sings>just leave him alone.. +1 reply
Scary. There is no resemblance whatsoever to that sweet kid sing who sang "Ben" WTF has he done to himself ? replybangkokwarrior posted 11 months ago
Nothing says Incognito like a ugly ass black hat, a black blanket wrapped around your head 10x's, Liz Clayborne shades, a army jacket and sticky notes/face bandages. +1 reply
THey look like their stealing. reply
correction *they're* reply
lol people start to spook their own children...nooo its not the boogie man its michael jacksons. It goes like ''Son you better eat it all ! Yeah all thats in the fuckin plate...'' ''you dont want to?... Sarrah pls call mr.jackson and tell him we have a DP situation here'' replyEatenBackToLife posted 11 months ago
He's actually getting ready for the new sequel to Planet Of The Apes. He has so much in common with Mcdonalds 2 all beef patties served between 10 year old buns. replySnatch Adams posted 11 months ago
he's a great singer...but his appreance now is fucked up reply
I'm gonna start being him for halloween. reply
Did you guy's here that Neverland Ranch was for sale? It's 15 years old now, and Michael Jackson's no longer interested in it. +2 reply 
how about the white glove?!?! reply
are you sure that's not Joan Rivers? reply
i swear the little kid is saying "dear god help me" with his eyes. replyJmarkedUrSpot posted 11 months ago
I wonder if he's screwed up...or us as a society for letting him run around like that after knowing what he's done antuckeredout posted 11 months ago