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New species found

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by zoidberg 11 months ago (Thu, Aug 02, 2012) in Animals (SFW)
New species found
New species found
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The unique creature was found after engineers drained a hydroelectric dam which spans a river connected to the Amazon.

Biologists discovered six of the unusual-looking blind creatures – each about a metre long – at the bottom of the river-bed on the Madeira river in Rondonia, in Brazil.




Scientists are considering calling the new species, simply, John Holmes.
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  • DrunkenPiano | 11 months ago | +70
    How long do you think it'll be till some Japanese people shove this in one of the orifices of some poor girl...? I'm guessing about a week.
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +6 -5
      Im pretty sure a whole ocean of middle aged fat white women already called dibs
      • DrunkenPiano | 11 months ago | +4
        ....Well...I have been trying to encourage my mom to get out of the house and make new friends...
      • TMcNasty | 11 months ago | +1
        No. They prefer mandingo cocks.
    • xchandlerx | 11 months ago | +1
      Would it be considered beastility??
      • DrunkenPiano | 11 months ago | +6
        What're you asking me for? Do I look Japanese to you?
      • popejohn666 | 11 months ago | +3
        Im not sure what it would be considered, but I'd probably fap to it.
        • deviate | 10 months ago | +1 -1
          are you the type of guy that'll "fap" to anything?

          'cause you strike me as the type that "probably" would.
          • popejohn666 | 10 months ago | +1
            Nah, thanks for asking though. The whole fapping thing is a bit of an ongoing joke here on H666. You seem like the type of "girl" that might benefit from some "fapping". Please feel free to go enjoy yourself and have a fun time shutting the fuck up. Welcome to H666 dude.
    • popejohn666 | 11 months ago | +1
      Im pretty sure I've seen that movie already, it was animated with subtitled English over Japanese dialogue.
    • TransformersFan | 11 months ago | +1
      Not long, those japs will shove anything in there.
    • TMcNasty | 11 months ago | +1
      Depends. Are they on a cargo ship or going air freight?
    • Whadafuk4 | 11 months ago | +1
      Then eat it as it wiggles on a plate.
    • partyboy | 11 months ago | +1 -1
      A special JAL flight has been charted to take 400 eager Japanese arseholes and vaginas to take in and squirt out the new formidable creature, they have dubbed "%u5927%u304D%u3044%u9670%u830E%u9798" in English the great penis like squirter.
    • the1armman | 11 months ago | +1 -1
      more like shove it in their faces. After all, they'll eat anything.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +12 -1
    Every gay dude on the planet will want these fuckers as pets.
    • DrunkenPiano | 11 months ago | +1
      Apparently there are about 9 straight up gay members of h6, I new there had to be a couple.
  • NotTheFace | 11 months ago | +7

    [video]
    Made me think of this.
  • Azzb | 11 months ago | +7
    Found its brother
  • Drummerer | 11 months ago | +5 -1
    Looks like they found the dumping ground for all of the sex change operations.
  • ithurtalot | 11 months ago | +5 -1
    Probably a caecilian - an amphibian and not a worm at all.

    [image]

    If I need to add a bad joke, how about: "Unlike most Brazilians, these things are real dicks!"
  • DJX0T3 | 11 months ago | +4 -1

    [video]
    His wife
    • drad | 11 months ago | +2
      Really, a vagina snail from Japan?

      You guys aren't even fucking trying.
    • theSmoker | 11 months ago | +1
      any takers on putting their dicks in that?
  • TBSSpussyhunter | 11 months ago | +3
    It's the deep cave dwelling trouser snake!!!
  • TheFlavMan | 11 months ago | +3
    [image]
    they live!!!
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
    [image]
    • WeVe | 11 months ago | +1
      OK, now I need to know who is sucking Shane Diesel right there.
      • Festezio | 11 months ago | +1 -1
        Weird how you can put a name to the cock...
        • WeVe | 11 months ago | +1
          Are you kidding me? He's like the John Holmes of this generation.
          • Festezio | 11 months ago | +1
            Never heard of him. I'm just impressed how much porn you watch haha
            • WeVe | 10 months ago | +1
              Not even all that much actually...I'm what some might call a connaisseur/amateur of sorts...
  • ding | 11 months ago | +2
    Here's another photo that was at the bottom of the original article, shows the covered eye sockets better http://i45.tinypic.com/50phlw.jpg
  • dolph9plus | 11 months ago | +2
    Im never sure about these ,cuz last time we had an amazing new animal discovery ,it turned out to be a sex toy.
  • jokermaniaco | 11 months ago | +2

    https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWOaLlOlgVx98GbgIXP429WVoJiQmidMOThGrOv2LLnTJV0Drt[image]
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