No amount of alcohol

God dammit! I knew someone stole my good bra from the laundry mat.

How drunk do you have to be to invite "it" home? +2

evil dead is more like it! +3

damn it needs to brush it's teeth

well well, ozzie is looking good these days. +4

Is it smiling or is that a mouthful of Indian corn? +4

i wouldnt want to get drunk and pass out when shes around.

hey thats the clown for IT. "kiss me fat boy"

What a lucky guy! +1

It's not Tuesday is it? +1

Not especially gifted in the pretty department, and thats putting it kindly.

Be careful! It has its own ugly stick. +1

I'm loving the " Just My Size" bra... I think its the 18 hour wear too.....

"Dad, mom wants you to come home and told me to tell you to give back her bra" +2

is that Alice Cooper?!?! +2

More hair on her face and she would be a typical prehistoric woman.

Come on PSW, I have seen better work from you, that face is edited in, look at her hair!!!!!

You can get that kid to drink as much beer as you can you dumb old fuck but come closing time he's still not going to think you look good enough to take home

Shit. Where's my rohypnol?

Not having a hit for a few years had really taken its toll on Steve Tyler!!!

That's probably some sort of record for fastest boner loss right there.

i'm not feeling that at all!!

maybe if i was really drunk and i had no one else and my vibrater broke down then i might let her go down on me but with a mask or something.

im just playing.... -_-.................yeah......playing..... +1

GOOOO!!!

fake face. +1

if its not fake i hope thats a halloween party

Just as long as it doesnt call me the next day......

i love golden tee

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.....

Surely it's not a woman...it looks like a cross between Danny DeVito as the Penguin (Batman movie) & my pedophile uncle Just Jack...he "married" my 14 year old cousin (his niece).

it's teeth are just nasty, you know, sometimes the teeth is all it takes to make or break a deal!!!

wow what a score

A 5-gallon bucket full of alcohol would fix it. Just holds its head in the bucket for a few minutes.

Next on "Where are they now?" Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show... +1

just tell yourself its a bad acid trip +1

That has got to be the victim of a sex change op gone horribly wrong. +1

Man thats hot..........in a psycho hose beast, inbred butfucked hillbilly kind of way. +1

Underneath all that makeup, is a really sweet person, I'm sure. Ugliness is only a state of mind.

David Kuresh has risen from his grave! But seriously, If ANYONE was really going to tap that at all, bust the lightbulb, bring a snorkel and a saddle +1

I've seen ugly before but that is uglier then ugly. I can say no more!

foto shop, next...........

OMG, she would fit perfectly in the hall of shame....

WOW, I thought Tiny Tim was dead!

its a pre op...... no hope

I just love the 2005 version of Golden Tee!

That should be another lovely story to share with the grandchildren in the future!

No amount of alchohol...Hell!!! No amount of photoshop could make me want to do this transsexual transvestite from Transylvania!!!

well its true about no amount of alcohol, but......ROHYPNOL!!!

i didnt know ogres existed for real!

Looks like Marilyn Manson before he got famous

frankenwhore....... +1

his idea of a good ol' time..

Gee - you would think it would practice dental hygene....

Skeleton Witch is a fucking sweet band. +1

The kids like dad i know i cant get a date but THis is crazy i told you to wear the the good bra tonight

Inside he's a woman, outside he's a guy that climbed a very big ugly tree, slipped at the top and hit every single branch on the way down. Then did it again. At least his mother loves him

wow.....that person looks like it was set on fire...and put out with a shovel!

fucking heinous hermaphrodyke

to hit that you would need to be black...

going 2 push da earth in front of haley's comet

Oh, she is lovely!!!!

haha

Ahhh, just like hanging out with ozzy in his crazy years.

hahahahaha

I thought Tiny Tim was dead!!

Looks like my ex roommate....only prettier (shudders from the thought of it)

I would imagine that its dating schedule is kinda open.

he/she has been beatn with an ugly stick more than once!!

Well, if you drink the whole bottle of JD, smash it off the wall you are upagainst puking, then slash it across the face, it may make it easier to deal with. I'd rather be stuck with someone ugly b/c of injury than b/c of just ugly.

shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. looks like her/his face WILL blend. but he/she is still alive. FUUCK. IM SCARRED FOR FUCKING LIFE.

he is dead

im surprised some1 talks to him. .

Booted -1

all i gotta say is been there thank god didn't do it one reason i quit drinking

must have been drag night at the local tavern again +1

damn thats some messed up shit right there

until now, i had no reason to be scared

He looks like Barny from the Simpsons, but with long hairs.

I thought Tiny Tim was dead. "Tip toe through the tulips..."