Giulia

Non smoker

Reason 1: Why you don't smoke at work
by Giulia 5 years ago (Wed, Mar 26, 2008) in Funny (SFW)
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  • deleted | 5 years ago | +15
    caution: harrassing smokers may be hazardous to your health.
  • scorpionking | 5 years ago | +12
    Larry Craig was in the next booth ready to smoke a pole.
    • woodeye | 5 years ago
      thats were the first guy came from. getting his pole smoked.
  • Giulia | 5 years ago | +10
    The surgeon general warns that smoking is hazardous to your health ...............and clothes apparently.
  • O22Y | 5 years ago | +9
    I don't smoke but My non bias opinion is that if you sprayed me for doing some shit like that I'd give ya a swirly from hell.
  • ecorock | 5 years ago | +8
    Company kissass.
  • joythief07 | 5 years ago | +8
    Oh look. There go our civil liberties.
    • Goya | 5 years ago | +6
      Unfortunately, our founding fathers didn't grant us the right to smoke anywhere we want to, along with the right to beat someone to death with a fire extinguisher.
      • roland68 | 5 years ago | +4
        I'm sure they never thought they would have to.
      • joythief07 | 5 years ago | +3
        My issue is with private property rights. Many US cities and neighborhoods have passed legislation banning smoking in restaurants, cars, and even entire neighborhoods. I'm sorry. As long as smoking is legal, it should be up to the property owner to decide if smoking will be allowed. The government is overstepping its bounds.
        • deleted | 5 years ago | +1
          not just in the US-law was passed in UK last june banning smoking indoors at public buildings-its been on news this week about taking cigarettes off public display too-they'll have to served from under a counter instead of from behind it.vending machines are going to be banned too. bstards are taking all the fun from life...
          • deleted | 5 years ago
            then run for govnah and do something about it.
        • R3dneck | 5 years ago
          In a few provinces up here, they're trying to ban smoking in cars if there's children in them.
          • deleted | 5 years ago
            I agree with the smoking in cars with kids,but then what will the smoking nazis do from there?
            • janice01 | 5 years ago
              In my hometown they just passed a law where you can't smoke on most town property including the cemetary, recreation parks and a couple blocks around the schools.
  • Darkk | 5 years ago | +8
    Spraying me with that shit with be hazardous to his health. That would of be his final act before spending the rest of his life depending on his mommy to wipe his ass.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +8
    DON"T hangout in the mens room IT'S Creepy AND in Violation of man law
    • cula | 5 years ago | +3
      and you could be covered in sticky white stuff
  • BJGimmie247 | 5 years ago | +7
    That guy was just mad cause he had a solid stroke going on in the stall and the smoker messed it all up!!!
  • 13thstepper | 5 years ago | +6
    reason 1: why you don't smoke at work. you work with fucking douchebags. reason 2: why you don't smoke at work. douchebags are self righteous bags of douche.
  • cobaltmonkey | 5 years ago | +5
    That calls for a severe simian assbeating, courtesy of yours truly. I'd stub a cigarette out in the motherfuckers eye.
    • barneyy2k | 5 years ago | +1
      damn you beat me to it! Only by 7 hours tho i might add!
  • Shammie | 5 years ago | +5
    Poor bloke only lit up in there to get rid of the smell from the stinky poo the other guy did.
    • curlyjoe | 5 years ago | +8
      I'll give you a few pointers here: Guys never poo, they shit, and the smell of a guys shit is never classed as stinky. An appropriate comment about the aroma of another guys shit would be; "Fuck me, what crawled up your arse and died?!" It's all about the ego; with anything a man does, it must be extreme or better than the next person. Just a little ego stroking can go a long way.
      • Shammie | 5 years ago | +1
        I will remember your words of wisdom next time I need to stroke an ego!
        • j18speed | 5 years ago | +3
          *Presents Ego*
          • Shammie | 5 years ago | +3
            *laughs and looks for magnifying glass*
            • deleted | 5 years ago | +1
              ROTFL!!!!!!!
        • curlyjoe | 5 years ago | +1
          Im here to help, any questions i'll be happy to answer as best I can. Oh, my ego's usually a little limp...
  • PissFlap | 5 years ago | +5
    If anyone did that to me, I'd smoke 'em over a real fire.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
    BLAM! Not the video, but that guy whos fucking up the party.
  • tups | 5 years ago | +4
    "hey joe, i thought you went to smoke a cig, not get used as an elephant's money shot..."
  • fuckitdamn | 5 years ago | +3
    alright that was a little bit of an overreaction. Someone needs to drown that guy in the toilet!
  • fireball80ca | 5 years ago | +3
    since they " the government " said no smoking in bars and coffee shops that pisses me off,,,i'd kick that guys ass,,shit all he wanted was a smoke
    • dbeaver317 | 3 years ago
      Why does it piss you off? Why should others have to breathe your disgusting habit? Dumbass.
  • rickad8 | 5 years ago | +2
    If that happened to me, I would have extinguished that guys face.
  • OChill | 5 years ago | +2
    I miss the days of lighting up a fatty at work. My production was never better.
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