you might need a few rolls of paper towels for that
deleted | 6 years ago | +1
Ace Of Spades
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!
Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades
deleted | 6 years ago
see, tampon strings dont HAVE to be out of fashion, shes sporting 'Sky Blue'
here's an original thought for the rest of you to think about... ever consider the possibility (and I know I can't be the ONLY one who doesn't automatically assume the worst) that the "string" you see isn't a string from a tampon but jewelry from a clit piercing?
In Australia MOST of them have blue strings....well, all the ones I have tried had blue stings. Anyway, what's the big deal? Give her three or four days & she'ss be good to go again...or just flip her over & go the brown.
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