Other than her obvious flaws, I just can't get by that face... It is just so beat looking.. so when we finally get the porn she does on here will it fall under porn fail or gore?
Sitting here taking a shit while browsing the newest uploads to this site, I suddenly found myself experiencing something I've yet to do in this short breath of existence I've lived thus far. Bobbing my head to the sickening yet catchy music, I contract my lower abdomen muscles and relax my shit circle and push out what is nearly identical to my feelings on this vain, miserable excuse of a person. While moving my head, and taking this glorious shit, I realized that I was actually hoping... that she would slip and fall on that knife and I could watch her writhe around and slowly bleed out. I actually wanted that, and it felt pretty good... so much so that I now have to talk this boner down. But we can't always have what we want. Maybe next time. Just thought I'd share. I gotta go wipe my ass now...
Ugh, this turd actually kinda looks like her too... weird...
She would have burnt the shirts and overcooked the bacon by now. Woman get your priorities right. 1> Sex 2> Cook dinner whilst I recover 3> Iron whilst I am eating 4> Get me a beer 5> Wash up whilst I am drinking. Simple.
wow she was on oprah the other day and she said she didnt want to be famous or have all the attention she has gotten....really??!!! so why is she doing porn and this kinda stupid videos ...oh wait she has to feed the 14 kids!
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