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Octomom takes up stripping again

Anyone want to see what a 14-baby vag looks like?
by CaptainFlyscratch 12 months ago (Sun, Jun 03, 2012) in Celebrity (SFW)
Octomom takes up stripping again
Octomom takes up stripping again
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Like any other down-on-her-luck single mum, Nadya Suleman is doing whatever it takes to feed her kids. All 14 of them.

And it seems that 36-year-old Suleman, better known as Octomum, has developed a taste for the adult industry after starring in her very own porno movie, which is due to be released in a few months. Octomum will perform a two-night stand as a stripper at a club called T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida in July.

“It opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined” she said recently of her one-woman porn performance. “For the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy”.

The adult film, which featured her and her alone, reportedly paid off her mortgage, but with 14 mouths and a shopping habit to feed, she’s clearly decided it’s time dust down her CV and return to the workforce.

She’ll be calling on some old job skills to help her, since she allegedly worked as a stripper for a year back in her early twenties, before taking up giving birth as a full time occupation.

“I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together,” a stripper called ‘Sage’, one of her former colleagues, was quoted as saying. “She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”

Er, she was a stripper, Sage. Isn’t flirty kinda in the job description?

Anyway, Nadya has apparently stipulated that this time around, she won’t be topless. But the question we’re asking is, will she go back to using her former stage name - ‘Angelina’?

Taken from http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx/…
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  • waiatt | 12 months ago | +35
    [image]got a sneak peak during rehearsal.
    • CrawdaddySupreme | 12 months ago | +6
      So that's where she stores her umber-rella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh... damn, the echo is amazing in there!
    • camp89 | 12 months ago | +2
      Forever dirty, how does one wipe something like this?????
      • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +4 -1
        With a pressure washer!
        • camp89 | 12 months ago | +1
          Who the fuck are you??? Oh Jaja, new avi for the impending 4th. NICE
          • jajaallen | 12 months ago | +1
            Yes, special thanks to Eco for it
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +2 -1
      Kill that shit with fire.
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
        Nuke the site from orbit...
  • scudgold | 12 months ago | +18
    Oh my god I can't stop laughing at your tags! Tell us how you really feel!
    • Silke | 12 months ago | +2
      Content was a bit weak but the tags were a heavy sale so I had to plus.
      • deleted | 12 months ago | +3
        LOL the tags were epic :D
        • drad | 12 months ago | +3
          "Stripping for nappies" is my personal fav
          • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
            I kind of liked "on stage yuck"
  • mammarysex | 12 months ago | +15
    36-year-old (Going On 56-Year-Old) Suleman, better known as Octowhore has developed a taste for the adult industry after starring in her very own porno movie which featured her and her alone because there isn't a Porno Star alive willing to be filmed, fucking her cavernous, festering womb with a ten-foot cattle prod.


    • g0g3tfuck3d | 12 months ago | +6
      I really want to cuddle that tiny baby pig at the very top!
      • waiatt | 12 months ago | +2
        a bit of a runt -unt eh?
  • skullychick4 | 12 months ago | +14
    bitch is ugly as hell, pussy probably looks like her face
  • Fenriswolfe | 12 months ago | +12 -1
    [image]
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
      ALL should be forcibly spayed
  • CaptainFlyscratch | 12 months ago | +9
    filthy fucken attention whore....this woman is the queen of it
    • CharlesBronsin | 12 months ago | +2
      Where's the blown out vag?
      • camp89 | 12 months ago | +3
        In your pants... you forgot smelly.
      • CaptainFlyscratch | 12 months ago | +1
        gotta wait for the "solo porn" video and the shift at T's to start....
  • fkbisme | 12 months ago | +6
    Yes, Cap, I kinda do want to see what a 14 baby vag looks like.
    • lowtrick54 | 12 months ago | +7
      My guess is one of those circus VW bugs the clowns ride in with.
  • FonzarelliHitler | 12 months ago | +6
    Busted up face, busted up tits, busted up snatch. . .everything I look for in a stripper. It'll be 18 months and she'll be doing sideshow handjobs on David Carradine's corpse for a daily rice ration in Bangkok.

    I feel so sorry for her children. They will suffer because of her horrid narcissism.
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +5
    I think this article was purposely meant to kill ALL business at T's lounge for the month of July...
  • apathy | 12 months ago | +7 -2
    I know everyone here is curious to see the aftermath [image]
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +1
      Get an Ugly girl and a Box of Saran Wrap.....
  • g0g3tfuck3d | 12 months ago | +5 -1
    She is one ran down looking bitch! I pray I don't look as used up as her in 6 years. And, she should know how to carry a fucking baby!? Damn!
    • Fapula | 12 months ago | +4 -1
      You can't see the other 13 she is juggling with
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +4 -1
      Idk u might end up like her! :/ do wile ur still fapable show ur goods
  • mwstewart80 | 12 months ago | +4
    The only part of her I would find interesting to see is her tits, just double bag both ends or just double bag her head and have a Japanese guy pixelate the hallway.. just because the Japanese are better at pixelating
  • Jfritz | 12 months ago | +4
    ya' know.... I live in that town, and it would almost be worth seeing out of curiousity.. maybe I should take my girl and scare her out of ever having kids
  • PollyPissyPants | 12 months ago | +4
    When will these freaks learn that injecting Botox into your lips DOES NOT make you more attractive?!?! I'd rather see a few wrinkles than a duck face. FUCK! >=(
  • Tiny75 | 12 months ago | +3
    Could be interresting, like a train wreck don't want to look but don't want to miss anything...
  • Wagingwetard | 12 months ago | +3
    I just can't believe protective services hasn't found a reason to snatch up those kids yet..I mean its hard enough for a single mother to raise 1 or 2 kids, let alone the litter she has.. isn't her 15 minutes up yet?
    • deleted | 12 months ago | +3 -1
      Nah, just keep giving her food stamps and other forms of welfare. Isn't that what this country is all about?
  • gamd1985 | 12 months ago | +3
    shes gonna be the butt of a shit load of yo mama jokes
  • Mew | 12 months ago | +3
    I think I speak for all south Floridians when I say, please, we've been through enough
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +3
    That is one unattractive woman. And that's being polite.
  • Shubniggurath | 12 months ago | +2
    I like the easily accessible cock ring because nobody is keeping it looking at that train wreck of a face.
  • waiatt | 12 months ago | +2
    Well maybe her act is more of a Broadway review thing where she lies on her back and a troupe of midgets rush out of her pud singing show tunes.
  • drad | 12 months ago | +2
    She has a huge mouth, I wanna see what she can do with it.
  • pigeons99 | 12 months ago | +2
    Is there no end to the woman's charm?
  • JustAHumanBean | 12 months ago | +2
    If she becomes a stripper she'll be one of those "daytime" stippers, you know the ones that the management won't let work at night.
  • creaper | 12 months ago | +2
    I plussed just for the tags... . And a good back story
  • HarryHoudiniHenderson | 12 months ago | +2
    She better tighten up, because she looks busted as fock.. I hope someone or something takes this bitch out soon, so her kids have a shot at a decent life.. bad enough they gotta be raised by an idiot mother, when they get old enough, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will remind them of their origins..
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
    She looks like a fucking tired ass Tranny Frank Zappa.
  • deleted | 12 months ago | +2
    Hey at least she's workin n not sucking up welfare
  • rouge | 12 months ago | +2
    I wouldn't wanna see that floppy vagina whacking everyone in the face when she moves.
  • stankmaster | 12 months ago | +2
    Why does everyone keep talking about a blown out vag? She was artificially inseminated and gave birth by C-section. Don't know about the other kids, but it's possible that she is a virgin that has never had anything in her pussy. She's a stupid, ugly fucking cunt. Isn't that enough to ridicule her for?
    • CaptainFlyscratch | 12 months ago | +2
      oh, man....way to ruin my hate!
      • stankmaster | 12 months ago | +2
        It's ok to hate her, just direct it properly.
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