lowtrick54

OK, which one of you is this?

This guy must be a Heaven666 member in good standing
by lowtrick54 1 year ago (Sat, Mar 03, 2012) in Funny (SFW)
Ok which one of you is this
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LINDEN, NC (AP/WRAL) - A 33-year-old man was arrested Monday after a neighbor told deputies this month that she saw the man having sexual relations with her dog, officials said.

A DNA test taken from the dog lead to the man's arrest on Monday morning, the Associated Press reported.

Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr. of Rusty Road in Linden, was charged with felony crime against nature, the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office, WRAL reported.

The incident was discovered when the dog's owner, who rents a mobile home to Mitcham, went to speak with him on Jan 2. When the neighbor opened the door of Mitcham's mobile home she told detectives that she saw him attacking the dog.

The dog, a mixed-breed female, was taken to a vet, who then took a DNA sample from the dog, Cumberland Sheriff's spokesperson Debbie Tanna told the AP.


The DNA from the dog matched Mitcham's and he was charged Monday.

"There's no way he can sidestep this," Tanna said.

A magistrate set a $5,000 unsecured bond for Mitcham and he was released.

Liden is located about 12 miles northeast of Fayetteville and about 4 miles west of I-95.
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  • Cigarmann | 1 year ago | +16
    Yeah, but he said that bitch wanted it.......
    • brazilbilly | 1 year ago | +8
      Tail all up in the air and shit
  • zeropointzero | 1 year ago | +14
    [image]
  • friendlygarfield | 1 year ago | +15 -1
    is this his kid :-)
    [image]
    • JokersAceHole | 1 year ago | +2
      He also likes cats so you better run and hide.
  • g0g3tfuck3d | 1 year ago | +14 -1
    I can't stand a fucking petophile!
    • shedwig | 1 year ago | +3
      It must be awful for guys to pretend to bin interested in you just so they can fuck your pet.
    • Pookybear | 1 year ago | +4 -4
      it was bestiality....
      • ill_sane | 1 year ago | +1
        she didnt say peDophile, she said PETophile... or am I stating something too obvious?
        • Pookybear | 1 year ago | +2
          clearly i did not get the joke
  • JustAHumanBean | 1 year ago | +11
    At least he's not a GAY doggie fucker.
  • scorpionking | 1 year ago | +10
    sings *And they call it puppy love*
  • strongminded | 1 year ago | +8
    He gave the dog fleas
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +8
    he is not alone

    • scorpionking | 1 year ago | +1
      As he was reaching a climax he was said to be indroducing himself. He kept repeating Im Coman, Im Coman
  • TMcNasty | 1 year ago | +7
    That pussy was doggone good!
  • fkbisme | 1 year ago | +7
    [image]
  • lowtrick54 | 1 year ago | +5
    I have to wonder was it a great dane or toy poodle...
    • TheJoekenorer | 1 year ago | +3
      I have to wonder, is he a registered sex offender now?
  • apathy | 1 year ago | +6 -1

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  • brazilbilly | 1 year ago | +4
    Did they have to throw cold water on them to separate them?
    • Cigarmann | 1 year ago | +4
      Probably, I think they beat him with a newspaper too.....
    • TheJoekenorer | 1 year ago | +1
      Yeah, i'm sure his knot was locked in.
  • Drummerer | 1 year ago | +4
    You know humanity is fucked when you have to do a rape kit on a dog. Forfucksake!
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +3
    So on this womans say so, this man has essentially been convicted before he's even tried? Oh, and the cum dripping out of the dogs arse.
    • Cigarmann | 1 year ago | +1
      That was the smoking gun so to speak......
  • Blumpkin | 1 year ago | +3
    Do it Doggystyle.
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +3
    The guy kinda looks like Caligula......
  • Brufj120 | 1 year ago | +3
    That poor dog , I hope she at least got dinner and a movie out of the trailer trash dirtbag. And I bet ac/dc. "givein the dog a bone" was playing in that trailer.
  • JokersAceHole | 1 year ago | +2
    Saw this on the news awhile back, they said it was a yorkshire terrier, She's due in april.
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +1
      So, a New Yorkshire terrier then.
  • Risen | 1 year ago | +2
    maybe the owner was jealous the dog's getting more action than her?
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