Here's true bravery:
An airplane's going down and a woman jumps up and yells:
"I need a man to make me feel like a REAL woman one last time!"
A guy jumps up...takes off his shirt and says:
"Quick! IRON THIS!!!"
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I can assure you a large amount of women who read it didn't immediately find it offensive and thought about all those poor men who wont have lunch.
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I doubt women even get this post... The Koran specifically states that the woman's brain is smaller than a man's. I'm just stating facts.
my ex "you are never romantic."
me "I am romantic."
my ex "when was the last time when you were romantic?"
me "you know... that time I drank a beer and let one rip."
and the look on her face was just priceless 8)
my ex "take off your panties" me "ok". my ex "get on your knees" me "ok". My ex "suck my dick" me "sure honey then I'll make you a sammich". My ex "sounds great!" Me (stands up, roundhouse kick to his head) "Hey Imperial! No romance, no pussy!"
Be careful kid, the grammar police are on duty 24/7 on this porn site. just because we make insensitive and derogatory comments at other peoples expense doesn't give you the right to carelessly use poor grammar. Okay?
Spelling mistakes are fine. Insensitive and derogatory comments are great if they're original. It's the tired old 'Get back in the kitchen' and 'make me a sammich' that are getting dull
Really so when did English class start teaching original and witty comments? fuck i have been out of school for awhile i guess but please teach me in the way your English class taught you and I'll try to do better just for you because it saddins me when i upset you or make you not lol atleast once a day
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