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From: Beeyahh Joined: 3 years ago Uploads: 93 |
Added: Aug 12, 2007 Category: Bizarre Tags: one eyed dick monster |
| so is it thinkin with the right head reply |
 | Cobra Dick | 3 years ago |
 | haha, dinocock reply |
| you dont want to be around this thing when it gets excited and throws up +2 reply |
 | Albino Avenger | 3 years ago |
 | ANIMAL BEAST | 3 years ago |
 | There are a couple of problems, 1) one hand should have developed into a direct control for a games console, 2) The other hand should have become heat resistant for holding those hot takeaway cartons. +2 reply |
| cheesylemon | 3 years ago |
 | Lord Love Rocket69 | 3 years ago |
 | Finally your pink costume makes sense - I now fully respect you Lord Love ! +1 reply |
| Lord Love Rocket69 | 3 years ago |
 | Before now i thought mine was the only one with little arms. reply |
| No I see men's hands evolving into pussy-shaped fists reply |
 | Gives new meaning to the phrase......you're a prick reply |
 | One eyed monster? In Shakespeare plays, doesn't he talk about a green one eyed monster? reply |
| At least in Othello, anyways. reply |
| Macduff, can you please elucidate ? reply |
 | ok I will, green eyed monster is from Othello, as well is the great phrase for fucking " making the nbeast with two backs" delivered by Mr. evil himself Iago. I spent the morning combing my complete worksa dn could find no One eyed monster. but you all must know or if not need to know that shakepseare peppers all his plays with vagina and penis refernces and jokes. TWelve night can be viewed as on long penis joke. and Troulis Aand Creseda ( shakespeare's take on the trojan war) is full of the most vile and repugnat images of sex, and sex organs in all of literarture. the play must have been for his auidience like logging on to heaven666. it is the play that makes scholars believe that old will may have had a case of syphulis, as the lovers plague is a majot theme throughout. But ill keep studing the text to find the allusive one eyed monseter of elizabethian drama reply |
| Yes, I think he does......and he was probably referencing the starfish weiner which probably has a chamillion like ability to change colors. Sort of like sneaky cock camo. +2 reply |
| sneaky cock camo, my god that is beyond brilliant, plus one ot you for making me lmao! reply |
| the green eyed monster is shakespear's reference to greed, it has nothing to do with sex. reply |
| Judging by the size of that thing, most girls will attest to the fact that that dinosaur species is definitely extinct ! reply |
 | Good Judgement comes from experince. Experience comes from bad Judgement. reply |
 | spunkmcnuggets | 3 years ago |
 | mrs.fuckfrenzy | 3 years ago |
| Look at that thing at the end it looks like it has Herpes reply |
 | this would definitely win the costume party at church reply |
 | WORLDSREBEL | 3 months ago |
