Muir

One to watch if you got 3 minutes

Blowjob, anal
by deleted 4 years ago (Wed, Nov 25, 2009) in Porn (Porn)
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  • deleted | 4 years ago | +7
    Oi, do you know how much trouble it was ripping it off the DvD, cutting the right scene...and boil the shit down to less that 15mb while still making sure it was viewable. Bah, waste 3 min or dont...I dont care x)
    • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago
      No I don't know how much trouble it was ripping it off the DvD, cutting the right scene...and boil the shit down to less that 15mb while still making sure it was viewable. Bah, waste 3 min or dont...I dont care x). Prey do tell?
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      u got french porn..?
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      It's nice you don't care
  • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago | +4
    Translation: Do you know where I can buy a train ticket? No? Can I have a ham and cheese baguette please? What time does the opera start?
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      That's all you can remember from O-Level French? For shame.
  • clarkky | 4 years ago | +3
    Muir, no offense, but most of us do not have an attention span 2 minutes, never mind 3:17,, E-gods I blew my load 29 seconds in, what should I do with the other two and a half minutes or so? Paperwork????
    • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago
      Maybe you could go and look for your missing 18 seconds?
      • clarkky | 4 years ago | +3
        Hey listen here MR. Wonkey, "if that is your real name", I had like four beers and my math is not up to par, HIC, you like Mr. Professor, or whatever you are, 18, 29, 3:17, whatever.. IDK it was the point I was trying to make, um whatever that was, umm, I like cows...
        • ecorock | 4 years ago | +1
          Cows fuckin ROCK!
          • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago
            Yeah, respect clarkky, cows DO rock. Except that black and white bitch in the next fiend. Her incessant chewing keeps us all awake at night. It's worse than the badgers snoring.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    ok so for the people that dont have 3 minutes to lose: once upon a time this french dude undressed a french chick, kissed her tits, she sucked his cock, he fucked her in the ass, she made u lower the volume of the player, he came on her lower back they got dressed.. fin
    • ecorock | 4 years ago | +2
      I'll give it a fin too!
      • JayMay | 4 years ago | +1
        keehe...dat was cute. plus to you, eco
    • AstralJokers | 4 years ago
      This is actually better than the video!
      • pinkcarson2 | 3 years ago
        the paperback is good but the braille version is awesome!
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    The dude is like "Where you goin, aren't you gonna give me a little present?" and then the chick is like "Listen, we have to go, we don't have much time" and then they tried to make a man baby using sex.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    Does she keep saying "NO"? What the hell does that mean?
    • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago
      It means fuck my ass harder in French. So if you are ever up on a rape charge, just pretend you are French.
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