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Only Weed found in Face chewers system

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by zoidberg 11 months ago (Wed, Jun 27, 2012) in Violent (SFW)
Only weed found in face chewers system
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The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner found only marijuana in the body of
the man who was fatally shot while chewing a homeless man's face over
Memorial Day weekend.The medical examiner's office said on Wednesday that 31-year-old Rudy Eugene's toxicology was complete.
"The department's toxicology laboratory has identified the active components
of marijuana," the medical examiner said in a statement. "The
laboratory has tested for but not detected any other street drugs,
alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street
drugs."The department also ruled out common drugs found in the
street drugs called bath salts, which authorities had initially
speculated were the cause of the brutal attack on Ronald Poppo.
He has been recovering at Jackson Memorial Hospital's Ryder Trauma Center since the May 26 attack along the MacArthur Causeway.
Poppo was rushed to the hospital after he was attacked by Eugene, who tore
off and chewed most of the 65-year-old's face, authorities said. He also
suffered trauma to his brain, doctors said.Poppo also had a couple puncture wounds in his left chest area.
About 50 percent of his face, including his forehead and cheek, was affected
and he has an infection, brain injury and a puncture wound to his chest.Eugene
was fatally shot by an officer after he refused to stop the savage
attack on Poppo, police said. Witnesses said a naked Eugene was throwing
his clothes into traffic and swinging from a light pole shortly before
the attack.The medical examiner's department also got assistance
from an outside forensic toxicology lab, which confirmed that there were
no bath salts, synthetic marijuana or LSD in Eugene's system."Within
the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the
only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene," the statement
said.The attack sparked a statewide crackdown on synthetic drugs
and bath salts, with many South Florida counties and cities moving
forward with ordinances to ban and restrict their sale.Also on
Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott and Attorney General Pam Bondi held a
ceremonial signing of House Bill 1175, which outlaws more than 90 new
forms of synthetic drugs.
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  • TheBrat | 11 months ago | +54 -3
    I seriously doubt it was the weed driving his actions......more like a genetic overdose of bat-shit crazy psycho running rampant though the synapses of his gourd
    • luvlife347 | 11 months ago | +9 -1
      THE DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!! IT'S DA DEVABLE!!
      • wes323 | 11 months ago | +7
        Or... you know... the whole zombies thing.
        • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
          Im with stupid on this one ^
  • CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +30 -1
    Proves nothing. Clearly this guy had some pretty potent mental issues to begin with. Marijuana does not cause this behaviour.
    • CelibateRifle | 11 months ago | +7 -1
      Exactly. Pot doesn't do this.
    • dahlia | 11 months ago | +7 -2
      The only drug they found was pot, but they never mentioned any other shit not generally consumed as a drug that may have been involved.
    • Dean384 | 11 months ago | +1
      He had a wicked case of the munchies.
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    • CHL | 11 months ago | +4 -9
      Thanks Captain Obvious. :-)
      • CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +5 -1
        it was for Zoid (my comment above) He has a bee in his bonnet over this and drugs in general :)
        • Silke | 11 months ago | +6
          Could be something as simple as heavy metal poisoning or Legioneers Disease. Saw some people in north-eastern Africa go bat shit, superman crazy from that.
          • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +1
            What about Lupus Dr. House?
            • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +4
              Start interferon and wide spread antibiotics, I'll be here in my office interviewing thesr hookers.
        • CHL | 11 months ago | +1
          Doesn't matter to me, I was just fucking with ya. It's funny, you're the only not upset. LOL
  • freakman420 | 11 months ago | +19 -1
    Talk about Muniches.
    • TMcNasty | 11 months ago | +22
      Leave Munich out of this.
  • Jasper7117 | 11 months ago | +10
    It's a sham! Politicians can make a report say whatever they want it to say. Don't be fooled! I have been smoking mj for 20 years and never have I had the desire to chew on someone's face. Maybe a few tacos but never a face. Takes too much energy.
  • Hyperlitechief | 11 months ago | +8
    His dealer "Yo Rudy, you gotta try this shit... It's killer."
  • WoWblowsgoats | 11 months ago | +9 -1
    I know I'm gonna take flack for this but........Here goes, it is extremely unlikely that marijuana is to blame for this but there are independent studies that link certain strains of marijuana that are designed more psychoactive that have very adverse affects such as psychosis and temporary paranoia and or paranoid delusions. This is extremely rare but who knows maybe this jack wagon was 1 of those people.
  • Scottish | 11 months ago | +8
    That's not weed, I feel this is the DEA trying to further shit on pot. Why after so many years of pot use is this the first case of physocism and retardation with the munchies at the same time.
  • wasteddayz101 | 11 months ago | +8
    i say this is a drive by the govt. to make weed look like the culprit.. in the words of Katt Williams there are only 3 side effects to smoking weed. Hungry, Happy, Sleepy. nuff said..
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +6
    If weed caused this then forks make people fat and guns make people kill other people.
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    • Healinghands | 11 months ago | +1 -5
      There are a lot a lot of side effects to heavy weed use.
      Granted this has only been since super skunk has been grown.
      Heavy users tend to display the attributes of a punchey boxer.By this i mean the speech.
      • CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +4
        I only smoke high grade hydroponics and have done daily for decades....my speech is fine thanks.
        • fkbisme | 11 months ago | +7
          Me thoo
  • Drummerer | 11 months ago | +6
    Yep. No where did I read that the M.E. said weed caused the attack. They said that's all they found in his system. The dude was just a nut job that went psycho. Or, he actually was a zombie.
    • KOG69 | 11 months ago | +1
      I kind of wish I was zombie. Does that make me weird >_>
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +5
    The only thing i wanna eat when I'm high is doritos and pussy.
    • Jasper7117 | 11 months ago | +4
      Come on down I have both! Well actually I'd have to get some Doritos but we can make it with what I have for now.
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        Sounds like a tasty lunch to me
  • Head | 11 months ago | +5
    My very Christian mother called me freaking out when she heard that pot was the only thing in his system. I have been smoking weed for 20 years and I have NEVER had the urge to eat someone's face. EVER. Chips, ice cream, cookies, popcorn, spaghetti, anything I can get my hands on in the fridge, anything I can eat in the 7-11 without paying for and getting caught, and anything my friends have to eat at their houses, but never human flesh. This fucking guy was fucked in the head.
    • dolph9plus | 11 months ago | +1
      Christian moms always over react. When I was a kid, my mother saw a story on Dungeons and Dragons playing on the 700 club.Pat Robertson said that it will take your child directly into demon possession ,and she threw out all my D&D stuff the next day,lol.
      • Drummerer | 11 months ago | +3
        She did you a favor, you probably would have never gotten laid if she hadn't.
        • dolph9plus | 11 months ago | +1
          And thats the Gospel truth !
  • kittyripper | 11 months ago | +5
    Oh, weed. That must be why this happens every single day to millions and millions of people all over the world. I heard he also drank water, and the sun was out that day . . . gasp.

    I was going to post the part of the article that you purposely left out, but someone already beat me to it.
  • Rave | 11 months ago | +3
    Makes sense. He had the munchies.
    • Beerfan | 11 months ago | +1
      When you get the munchies, you think of Oreos or tacos. Not homeless people's faces....
  • olympicFapper | 11 months ago | +3
    Manchurian Candidate...?
    • Blythe | 11 months ago | +1
      Man-Chew'rian?
  • MadManJason | 11 months ago | +3
    So let me guess with weed getting so close to being legal, We are now going to see commercials with a kid smoking a joint with his buddy then eating him.
  • MissFilth | 11 months ago | +3
    I wonder if the victim had been younger,stronger or had more will to live if he'd have faught back and ate the crazy fellas face?? I would have fought but i would have attempted to bite his cock and balls clean off!
  • bigjohnray | 11 months ago | +3
    His friends shouldve told him to eat a snickers. Because everytime he's hungary he acts like Hannibal Lector.
  • Xenoform | 11 months ago | +3
    Government trying to demonize weed...
  • smokepole | 11 months ago | +3 -1
    The zombie apocalypse has started! Remember when in double tap!
  • hotcorpse | 11 months ago | +2
    [image]
    For those times when your high.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +3 -1
    I KNEW HE WAS A ZOMBI!!!
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Did someone say Doritos and pussy?Finger licking goodness!
    • DirtyDale | 11 months ago | +1
      What if pussy tasted like Doritos??
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +3 -1
    The only reason they have been throwing out this bath salts bullshit everytime someone goes apeshit is for propaganda to use to levy legislature against it as the same way they did with salvia before to was contraband. These people doing it are the kind of folks that don't want recrectional drug of any kind in the world regardless of potency or potential use as medicine because they are phyco-religious fundamentalist pricks.
  • TheFlavMan | 11 months ago | +3 -1
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    they are starting to experiment delivery systems !!!!
  • fuckyerface | 11 months ago | +2
    now we have to worry about weed smoking zombies?? first rainbow oreos now this?!!
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