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Optimal penis lengt/circumference table

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Added: Jan 12, 2008 Category: Sexy Tags: optimal   penis   lengt   circumference   table   |
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Only A's around here i guess? ;) +2 reply
ahhhh fuck i just broke my computer desk trying to measure up now my balls hurt +2 replysuperman2086 posted 6 months ago
here is a 1 to ease the pain :) +1 reply

no most of us are double A if not bigger reply
I'm an E but I have a 11 inch tongue and I love to toss salad. Does that help? +8 replyHyde in plain sight posted 6 months ago
even better in my opinion ;):) +1 reply
But there is one catch. I'm hard to understand. My long ass tongue makes me sound like Scooby Doo.... +2 replyHyde in plain sight posted 6 months ago
who needs talking when ther is heaven666? +1 reply
Ahhh....will you be my other wife? lol +1 replyHyde in plain sight posted 6 months ago
Rutro Raggy +1 reply 
Rant re reat rou regain rary? reply

Why is there no "F"???? reply
Cos, no one give an "F" these days. +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 6 months ago
Thats starts the Freaks of Cock table reply 
Cause Scooby Doo can't say "f"s? reply
I'm just glad to know that they are just about satisfied. +2 replyWonky_Donkey posted 6 months ago

The starfish wiener guy needs to look at two of these graphs at the same time. +5 reply
Plus one for making me lmao PF. Awesome! replyWrathOfTheNorsemen posted 6 months ago
Ouch, that metal tape measure don't half snap back quick. +4 replyWonky_Donkey posted 6 months ago

what about the Bronsins of this world who dont even get onto the scale? reply 
there is a brosnin here who breaks the scale.lol. reply

this pic should shut up al those bluffers with there huge penis storys :P reply

P.S. i am very curius who has favirited my pic after is has been on line for only half an hour :D i think it's a nice complment! +1 reply
Ladies find cash very satisfying. +2 replyBuzzBurbank posted 6 months ago
but saidly not I.O.U.'s :( (j/k) reply

I carry a similar chart around me wherever I go. Along with my metal rule. Hope it's not a turn off +1 reply
There are 806 choices on this chart, with 224 'enjoyable or better' sizes,,, Ms. Authentic Woman musta got around alot! +1 replyFlyonDewall posted 6 months ago
I can only hope. replyBuzzBurbank posted 6 months ago
in that case it's a wonder she didn't die becouse of the 582 'not statisfying'times. reply
We should rename her the "One outta fo' Ho! replyFlyonDewall posted 6 months ago
1 outta 3.5982142 if you wanna get technical, but "fo' " flows a lil better,,, +1 replyFlyonDewall posted 6 months ago
Who the hell has a penis with a 9.5 inch circumfrence, thats like borderline ship cannon +5 replyDescendingForth posted 6 months ago
Plus 1 to you my friend.... replyDoctorDude posted 6 months ago
"Missed it by THAT MUCH! Agent 99, I need assistance!!" replyFlyonDewall posted 6 months ago
I'm here Maxwell. reply
asians did this cuz i would so say at least 8 lol replychucklingxclown posted 6 months ago
great gaping gashes! this is the baseline chart, not the whore-o-meter! replyfatnazicowdicktater posted 3 months ago

I really dont think that abnormally large, and abnormally small dicks should be grouped together. An AL cock is a gift. An AS cock, well thats just a cruel joke at his expense. +1 reply

Damn, look at the far right end of the scale. 11' x 7 around...Who did they survey, porn stars only? reply
As a lesbian, even i know it doesn't matter shit how big or long or thick it is, it's what ya do with it! replyscorpio_butterfly posted 6 months ago
but like my happy g says it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat. thank got i 6.55 x 9... a B!!!! reply

OK, here's the deal: average penis length is 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 inches. Average vaginal depth is 4 1/2 to 5 1/2 inches. You geniuses do the math... +2 reply
Look, guys, big or small, here's what you need to do: spend lots of time on foreplay, don't forget the cunning linguistics, and make sure she's having a GREAT time before you ever put the pedal to the metal, capische? Let her know that your there to take care of HER needs first! +7 replyCobra Dick posted 6 months ago
Is that before or after you put your fist in her ass? +4 replyDescendingForth posted 6 months ago
damn right ^^ replysomeguycalleddave posted 3 weeks ago
thats the best way to get repeat customers.take care of them and they will let you do anything to them. reply 
you get a plus one for using the word "capishe"...cuz truth be told i never knew how to spell it! and yeah, its in my DNA...i even try to make hookers cum! course it usually doesnt work..not the right nerve endings in their throats. +1 reply
Yay B! replyFlamesack112 posted 6 months ago
After having tried each of the test subjects, I find this chart to be worthless. There's a big difference between an E and an e +1 replyamerickanwoman posted 6 months ago

i was never very good with math so charts aren't very useful to me. I just pull it out in the bar and wait for a reaction. +1 reply

What a bunch of crap. First of all, the world average vaginal depth is only 5 inches, ergo the reason why the world average penile length is the same. I guess that this guy asked way too many virgins and porn stars for his data set. Lame. reply

This is not to say that I'm not up there. I'm in the B zone. reply

i got an A for the first time in years! reply

jaja reply

why not just say we all enjoy veriety. IF every day was a sunny day then whats a sunny day? reply
B. replyHymenBuster posted 6 months ago

i got a D...for Deez nuts! reply

how do you take into account warts the size of marbles? reply

My penis is like a snickers bar. It satifies, but its not ideal. reply 
i thought you meant thick and kinda square... +1 reply

Well, according to the chart.....hehe reply

Ok guys.. this is just a way of saying its the guys fault.. we should come up with the pussy table to let the girls in on what size pussy we like. +2 reply

i'm a slow learner how do u read this chart??? A= GOOD & E= BAD hold on let me print this chart out. ok so i slap my dick on this chart, if it's in the red zone i'm good. b-4 red bad, and anything pass red bad????? DO U LADIES REALLY CARRY THESE AROUND IN YA POCKET BOOKS? reply

RIGHT,if a dudes got a small dick, maybee it's just because the girls got a big vagina. +2 reply

can't put a nail where a spike has been +1 reply

nope, this chart can't be right. It doesn't take into salary into account. +5 reply

wow, i knew the ladies like my penis, and enjoyed it.. but i didn't realise thats its bigger than alot of ppl. Measured just this tally i got a b, i reckon if a chick was in here touching my dick, it'd get to a.. gimme a day or 2 find someone and i'll check :D reply

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i could poke quite a noticable hole in that chart +1 reply
phew. thank god i'm a B. my confidence just spiked again. and yes women can be naturally lose to. was with a virgin before who felt like she got off a max hardcore set. replyfatnazicowdicktater posted 3 months ago
Is it gay to say cool ? replyGenericGrayBox posted 3 months ago
Is it gay to ask if it's gay to say cool? replyLollipopLicker posted 3 months ago
is it gay if I'm white and my cock is brown? reply
only i ur finger is in ur butt wile you say/ask it. replylambemelas2 posted 4 weeks ago

I don get it??? my is 6x2 inch never had any complains but always been wanted to ask if is big enough..is it or do i need to buy one of them crazy cock pumps???? reply

looks like im ideal 7 1/2 and 6 1/4 reply

I must be on the first page of the chart. reply
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