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From: irishjohn80 Joined: 10 months ago Uploads: 55 |
Added: Jul 05, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: penis pumping scott taylor retro gay porn |
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- it's ok bronsin you can ignore this we know you are the biggest cock here already. +3 replyirishjohn80 posted 2 months ago
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cracking up at irishjohns first comment!... 2 to you! reply 
starring SCOTT TAYLOR and produced by John Stagliano. reply 
lets all get together and pump it up ^§^ reply
He looks like a missing band member from the village people! +4 reply
ummm somethings i dont wanna see a man do. pump his penis like that is one of them replynookielookie posted 2 months ago
i think that seeing a guy pump his penis is on my top ten.....i think seeing a guy do anything with his penis is pretty fantastic! +1 replysmackthisbitch posted 2 months ago
Really???? reply 
yes! if i could plus you i would!! i totally agree.. i liked that video.. 2 cocks way up! +1 reply - well i am going to plus you for loving cock as much as i do! replysmackthisbitch posted 2 months ago
Nothing is sexier than broken capillaries! +3 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago
...... he knows guys are watching the video, right? he makes me feel dirty, like he is trying to seduce me through the screen. +10 reply13thstepper posted 2 months ago
You should go with him. He probably has candy. +6 reply - OH! well....hmmm, I'm torn. I like candy alot, but I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be digging around in his van for Jolly Ranchers and gumballs +1 reply13thstepper posted 2 months ago
I Guess it wouldn't hurt to try to make my dick thicker ...well not myself anyway ; ) reply
2 hours? seriously? what, take a saturday and catch a movie marathon with chips and salsa? +1 reply
2 ways to play on a mans insecurities, his hairline and his cock. If they are selling a fix for either of the 2 items... it's not for real. You know what really helps your cock be appealing? Knowing how and when to make love and to fuck. Other than that it just takes money. +3 reply 
well you solved the cock problem but you forgot all about the hairline. +2 reply
That's not mine! This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby! +4 reply 
Is it Sweedish made? replymimikickass54 posted 2 months ago
"I've got some buddies, we all get together and pump together" +5 reply You know the ol' saying. Buddies who pump together, hump together. +3 reply 
That line got me too - along with his sly eyes and dirty perv coat and hat. There is something horribly wrong and off-kilter about this vid. +1 reply 
The sad thing is that all I could think of, is what the hell would anyone have to say in that situation. "So...umm...Hows the wife and kids?" replySasquatch7 posted 2 months ago
size doesnt matter its all in the way you use it......i guess if ya dicks that small a liitle hand could be a good thing..... reply 
or how bot' a lil tongue? or a lil finger huh??? reply 
Personally, for me, I agree. The best sex I have ever had was with a 3 incher, and I've been with up to 12 inches(anything bigger I'm running away screaming)... Thy say most the nerves are at the beginning anyway... being that the head has the most friction... *shrugs* But over all, the most important thing is that you know how to use it, whether you're big or small. I've been with guys who were well endowed who deffinitly did not know how to use it! reply 
I've never needed more than my 6, all you need to know is how to get it in contact with the right spot inside the vagina, a little wiggle and off she goes............as long as you can stand the pain of having your back clawed or your shoulder bitten.. I have never met a woman yet who could take a 12" cock all the way in, but I sure would like to! reply
thats why i date small handed girls. it makes my dick look really big. midget hands are the best. +3 reply
He's a porn star in his own mind now isn't he... reply
errr, I probably wouldn't of had such a hard time watching this through if I didn't have to hear him say 'cock' 500x... I can't stand the way he says it. +1 reply 
yes, there's something about men to eager about cocks that just put women off. i think it's called gayness. +1 reply Hey, he openly admitted that he and his buddies... reply I found it disturbing the way he kept moaning.........ooooooohhhhh yeah........ reply You mean the way he looks into the camera like he's soooooo cool? reply
...and that's exactly how you can get a BLOODY COCK! piss some blood out motherfucker......haha +2 replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 2 months ago
Penis pumps suck. +4 replyHolliWould posted 2 months agopun, bad.... reply
lol dude just learn how to bone better. girls like it when you have a kama sutra book on your night stand(if they are freaky, the kind i like) not when you have a penis pump. you know what is fun though? stick a mashmellow in the tube against the table that shit will get huge! hahahah +1 reply 
"lol dude" nice marshmallow. +1 reply you know from experience? reply
- Those pumps don't work... So I've heard... ummm... yeah... replyJaguarSabyr posted 2 months ago
Id dont know which line is funnier "I really enjoy pumping its my favorite pasttime" or "I've got some buddies we all get together we pump together" reply Key word is fleshy, every girl wants to have sex with a squishy penis. reply 
I thought the funniest part was when he tried to convince us he has a girlfriend. +6 replyjoythief07 posted 2 months ago- I concur with Joythief.. He's got to be kidding.. replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago
Oh, come on, he has a girl friend...and a black friend, and a jewish friend... replyMexicanpornslut posted 2 months ago
much easier if you just blow on it. reply
This dude's kinda creepy, but at least he's informative. He only wants to help. +1 replyMetatronAtra posted 2 months ago
All you fellows who just got hope, notice he shows us "normal size" before he's even got a hard on reply Just learn to use it, don't abuse it reply I see no 'hard-on' I doubt he can get that thing hard any more. reply
sad sad little deluded man hahahahahahaha reply
- Oh god, they pump together? Jeez... I wonder who gets to be the guinea pig there? replymimikickass54 posted 2 months ago
6 minutes and 18 seconds? Just tell me what happens. -1 reply 
Hanz and Franz walks in and bitch slaps him for not pumping YOU up! +1 reply
You can leave your hat on +2 replypain_whore posted 2 months ago
ROFL@ he & his buddies get together and pump toghether..,,who's he kidding.. cracking up at irishjohns first comment!... 2 to you! reply
there's never a note pad around when you need one +1 reply
they all pump together ahahahhahahahhahah! reply
i wonder if he got paid for this reply
what a twat. how embarrassing reply
no wonder the bicycle pump never worked for me ":( replyseandamonisback posted 2 months ago
He talks like a whacked out Mr. Rogers reply
ROFL @ "slimy, sleezy, greasy and slick" reply
I know this dude. the only reason his cock looks big is because his legs are only two foot long. +3 reply
good old penis pumps reply
His cock was huge to begind with! How loose is his fucking gf to want it THAT big! replyhonestneko posted 2 months ago
GIRL friend??? reply
he had a soft on...... replybadboy77339 posted 2 months ago
you know, I think he's missed the point of a penis - don't just pump it and show it to your mates, go do something with it - don't care if it's a guy or a girl, but don't just sit there pumping. That's like having a car and never driving it. Probably... reply
cant say that it really makes it grow but a few pumps and a cock ring does wonders for a limp dick.and yes dont care who you are it happens lol reply
- dude looks like the fonzzz!!! from happydays.. Wonder if his days are happy.. pumpin his peanut with his buddys. replymotion2000 posted 2 months ago
If he was trying to sell somthing he should have atleast showed the end product reply
Finally someone explained how to operate these complicated pieces of machinery. If you have a small dick & are to dumb to figure a pump out then you are just shit out of luck in the game of life,as a man you need to have a good cock or brains. reply
These machines are totally uneccesary, I prefer to tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on high with my 2" love missile inserted. replysquizzytaylor posted 2 months ago
WTF!?! Girlfriend..."I have some buddies and pump together" this mother fucker is so gay.... replymarshallbanana posted 2 months ago
Ha Ha...Gonna pump YOU up!..hahahaha reply
- should of saved his money for some new teeth.. looks like hes got a little gap in the lower grill there. replymotion2000 posted 1 month ago
- It's his favorite pasttime? He does it with his buddies.. which is more disturbing? Probably the fact he tries to say he's got a girlfriend. replyjakoblikewo posted 1 month ago
i'm sure he watched this video of himself masterbating while he masterbated reply
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