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Use plenty of grease for a seal

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From: irishjohn80
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 68
Added: Jul 05, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: penis   pumping   scott   taylor   retro   gay   porn  

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  • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
    it's ok bronsin you can ignore this we know you are the biggest cock here already. +3 reply
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    • zaeone | 2 years ago
      cracking up at irishjohns first comment!... 2 to you! reply
      • MyssThang | 1 year ago
        Love that Kung Fu Man Stance he had! And wait...did he say he loves to sit around and pump with his buddies? SO gay!!! reply
  • sawan | 2 years ago
    He looks like a missing band member from the village people! +5 reply
  • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
    ...... he knows guys are watching the video, right? he makes me feel dirty, like he is trying to seduce me through the screen. +11 reply
    • wh0re | 2 years ago
      You should go with him. He probably has candy. +6 reply
      • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
        OH! well....hmmm, I'm torn. I like candy alot, but I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be digging around in his van for Jolly Ranchers and gumballs +1 reply
  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    I Guess it wouldn't hurt to try to make my dick thicker ...well not myself anyway ; ) reply
  • pnathan | 2 years ago
    2 hours? seriously? what, take a saturday and catch a movie marathon with chips and salsa? +1 reply
  • jalebron | 2 years ago
    2 ways to play on a mans insecurities, his hairline and his cock. If they are selling a fix for either of the 2 items... it's not for real. You know what really helps your cock be appealing? Knowing how and when to make love and to fuck. Other than that it just takes money. +3 reply
    • Mystyfydu | 2 years ago
      well you solved the cock problem but you forgot all about the hairline. +2 reply
  • kmb666 | 2 years ago
    "I've got some buddies, we all get together and pump together" +6 reply
    • curlyjoe | 2 years ago
      That line got me too - along with his sly eyes and dirty perv coat and hat. There is something horribly wrong and off-kilter about this vid. +1 reply
    • Sasquatch7 | 2 years ago
      The sad thing is that all I could think of, is what the hell would anyone have to say in that situation. "So...umm...Hows the wife and kids?" reply
  • gspotjax | 2 years ago
    size doesnt matter its all in the way you use it......i guess if ya dicks that small a liitle hand could be a good thing..... reply
    • sillyelf | 2 years ago
      Personally, for me, I agree. The best sex I have ever had was with a 3 incher, and I've been with up to 12 inches(anything bigger I'm running away screaming)... Thy say most the nerves are at the beginning anyway... being that the head has the most friction... *shrugs* But over all, the most important thing is that you know how to use it, whether you're big or small. I've been with guys who were well endowed who deffinitly did not know how to use it! reply
      • EastBeast | 2 years ago
        I've never needed more than my 6, all you need to know is how to get it in contact with the right spot inside the vagina, a little wiggle and off she goes............as long as you can stand the pain of having your back clawed or your shoulder bitten.. I have never met a woman yet who could take a 12" cock all the way in, but I sure would like to! reply
  • PhilErup | 2 years ago
    thats why i date small handed girls. it makes my dick look really big. midget hands are the best. +3 reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    errr, I probably wouldn't of had such a hard time watching this through if I didn't have to hear him say 'cock' 500x... I can't stand the way he says it. +1 reply
    • bentOver | 2 years ago
      yes, there's something about men to eager about cocks that just put women off. i think it's called gayness. +1 reply
      • EastBeast | 2 years ago
        I found it disturbing the way he kept moaning.........ooooooohhhhh yeah........ reply
        • bentOver | 2 years ago
          i find it disturbing that's the only thing you found disturbing in the whole 6:18 +1 reply
          • EastBeast | 2 years ago
            The whole lot was but as everyone else had mentioned the 'me and my buddies get together......' I thought it had been covered enough. I can't believe I watched the whole 6:18. reply
  • mrs.fuckfrenzy | 2 years ago
    ...and that's exactly how you can get a BLOODY COCK! piss some blood out motherfucker......haha +2 reply
  • Behemoth | 2 years ago
    lol dude just learn how to bone better. girls like it when you have a kama sutra book on your night stand(if they are freaky, the kind i like) not when you have a penis pump. you know what is fun though? stick a mashmellow in the tube against the table that shit will get huge! hahahah +1 reply
  • jeg3698 | 2 years ago
    Id dont know which line is funnier "I really enjoy pumping its my favorite pasttime" or "I've got some buddies we all get together we pump together" reply
    • jeg3698 | 2 years ago
      Key word is fleshy, every girl wants to have sex with a squishy penis. reply
  • Mystyfydu | 2 years ago
    6 minutes and 18 seconds? Just tell me what happens. -1 reply
    • Geil | 2 years ago
      Hanz and Franz walks in and bitch slaps him for not pumping YOU up! +1 reply
  • zaeone | 2 years ago
    ROFL@ he & his buddies get together and pump toghether..,,who's he kidding.. cracking up at irishjohns first comment!... 2 to you! reply
  • EastBeast | 2 years ago
    I know this dude. the only reason his cock looks big is because his legs are only two foot long. +3 reply
  • withwood | 2 years ago
    you know, I think he's missed the point of a penis - don't just pump it and show it to your mates, go do something with it - don't care if it's a guy or a girl, but don't just sit there pumping. That's like having a car and never driving it. Probably... reply
  • kickone | 2 years ago
    cant say that it really makes it grow but a few pumps and a cock ring does wonders for a limp dick.and yes dont care who you are it happens lol reply
  • motion2000 | 2 years ago
    dude looks like the fonzzz!!! from happydays.. Wonder if his days are happy.. pumpin his peanut with his buddys. reply
  • somthin20 | 2 years ago
    If he was trying to sell somthing he should have atleast showed the end product reply
  • McWop82 | 2 years ago
    Finally someone explained how to operate these complicated pieces of machinery. If you have a small dick & are to dumb to figure a pump out then you are just shit out of luck in the game of life,as a man you need to have a good cock or brains. reply
  • squizzytaylor | 2 years ago
    These machines are totally uneccesary, I prefer to tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on high with my 2" love missile inserted. reply
  • marshallbanana | 2 years ago
    WTF!?! Girlfriend..."I have some buddies and pump together" this mother fucker is so gay.... reply
  • motion2000 | 2 years ago
    should of saved his money for some new teeth.. looks like hes got a little gap in the lower grill there. reply
  • jakoblikewo | 2 years ago
    It's his favorite pasttime? He does it with his buddies.. which is more disturbing? Probably the fact he tries to say he's got a girlfriend. reply
  • DGL | 2 years ago
    i'm sure he watched this video of himself masterbating while he masterbated reply

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