Plastic penis pump
Use plenty of grease for a seal
by irishjohn80 | 4 years ago (Sat, Jul 05, 2008) | in Funny (Nsfw)
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13thstepper | 4 years ago | +11...... he knows guys are watching the video, right? he makes me feel dirty, like he is trying to seduce me through the screen.- 13thstepper | 4 years ago | +1OH! well....hmmm, I'm torn. I like candy alot, but I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be digging around in his van for Jolly Ranchers and gumballs
Lady Q | 4 years agonor do they like pumping or the fact that you'd like to pump with me. =0( too bad, cause I like you......
curlyjoe | 4 years ago | +1That line got me too - along with his sly eyes and dirty perv coat and hat. There is something horribly wrong and off-kilter about this vid.
Sasquatch7 | 4 years agoThe sad thing is that all I could think of, is what the hell would anyone have to say in that situation. "So...umm...Hows the wife and kids?"
irishjohn80 | 4 years ago | +3it's ok bronsin you can ignore this we know you are the biggest cock here already.
MyssThang | 3 years agoLove that Kung Fu Man Stance he had! And wait...did he say he loves to sit around and pump with his buddies? SO gay!!!
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spamjavolin | 4 years ago | -3nothing like some zen breathing to get ready to pump. I like my womans mouth to pump me up.[ -3 Comment by spamjavolin was filtered ] Show
jalebron | 4 years ago | +32 ways to play on a mans insecurities, his hairline and his cock. If they are selling a fix for either of the 2 items... it's not for real. You know what really helps your cock be appealing? Knowing how and when to make love and to fuck. Other than that it just takes money.
PhilErup | 4 years ago | +3thats why i date small handed girls. it makes my dick look really big. midget hands are the best.
EastBeast | 4 years ago | +3I know this dude. the only reason his cock looks big is because his legs are only two foot long.
mrs.fuckfrenzy | 4 years ago | +2...and that's exactly how you can get a BLOODY COCK! piss some blood out motherfucker......haha
pnathan | 4 years ago | +12 hours? seriously? what, take a saturday and catch a movie marathon with chips and salsa?- Lady Q | 4 years ago | +1errr, I probably wouldn't of had such a hard time watching this through if I didn't have to hear him say 'cock' 500x... I can't stand the way he says it.
bentOver | 4 years ago | +1yes, there's something about men to eager about cocks that just put women off. i think it's called gayness.- EastBeast | 4 years agoI found it disturbing the way he kept moaning.........ooooooohhhhh yeah........
- bentOver | 4 years ago | +1i find it disturbing that's the only thing you found disturbing in the whole 6:18
- EastBeast | 4 years agoThe whole lot was but as everyone else had mentioned the 'me and my buddies get together......' I thought it had been covered enough. I can't believe I watched the whole 6:18.
Behemoth | 4 years ago | +1lol dude just learn how to bone better. girls like it when you have a kama sutra book on your night stand(if they are freaky, the kind i like) not when you have a penis pump. you know what is fun though? stick a mashmellow in the tube against the table that shit will get huge! hahahah
MetatronAtra | 4 years ago | +1This dude's kinda creepy, but at least he's informative. He only wants to help.
nookielookie | 4 years agoummm somethings i dont wanna see a man do. pump his penis like that is one of them
smackthisbitch | 4 years ago | +1i think that seeing a guy pump his penis is on my top ten.....i think seeing a guy do anything with his penis is pretty fantastic!
xLotusx | 4 years ago | +1yes! if i could plus you i would!! i totally agree.. i liked that video.. 2 cocks way up!
warmonger | 4 years agoI Guess it wouldn't hurt to try to make my dick thicker ...well not myself anyway ; )
gspotjax | 4 years agosize doesnt matter its all in the way you use it......i guess if ya dicks that small a liitle hand could be a good thing.....
sillyelf | 4 years agoPersonally, for me, I agree. The best sex I have ever had was with a 3 incher, and I've been with up to 12 inches(anything bigger I'm running away screaming)... Thy say most the nerves are at the beginning anyway... being that the head has the most friction... *shrugs* But over all, the most important thing is that you know how to use it, whether you're big or small. I've been with guys who were well endowed who deffinitly did not know how to use it!- EastBeast | 4 years agoI've never needed more than my 6, all you need to know is how to get it in contact with the right spot inside the vagina, a little wiggle and off she goes............as long as you can stand the pain of having your back clawed or your shoulder bitten.. I have never met a woman yet who could take a 12" cock all the way in, but I sure would like to!
jeg3698 | 4 years agoId dont know which line is funnier "I really enjoy pumping its my favorite pasttime" or "I've got some buddies we all get together we pump together"- joythief07 | 4 years ago | +6I thought the funniest part was when he tried to convince us he has a girlfriend.
Mexicanpornslut | 4 years agoOh, come on, he has a girl friend...and a black friend, and a jewish friend...
- sillyelf | 4 years agoAll you fellows who just got hope, notice he shows us "normal size" before he's even got a hard on
mimikickass54 | 4 years agoOh god, they pump together? Jeez... I wonder who gets to be the guinea pig there?- zaeone | 4 years agoROFL@ he & his buddies get together and pump toghether..,,who's he kidding.. cracking up at irishjohns first comment!... 2 to you!
honestneko | 4 years agoHis cock was huge to begind with! How loose is his fucking gf to want it THAT big!
withwood | 4 years agoyou know, I think he's missed the point of a penis - don't just pump it and show it to your mates, go do something with it - don't care if it's a guy or a girl, but don't just sit there pumping. That's like having a car and never driving it. Probably...- kickone | 4 years agocant say that it really makes it grow but a few pumps and a cock ring does wonders for a limp dick.and yes dont care who you are it happens lol
- motion2000 | 4 years agodude looks like the fonzzz!!! from happydays.. Wonder if his days are happy.. pumpin his peanut with his buddys.
- somthin20 | 4 years agoIf he was trying to sell somthing he should have atleast showed the end product
McWop82 | 4 years agoFinally someone explained how to operate these complicated pieces of machinery. If you have a small dick & are to dumb to figure a pump out then you are just shit out of luck in the game of life,as a man you need to have a good cock or brains.
squizzytaylor | 4 years agoThese machines are totally uneccesary, I prefer to tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on high with my 2" love missile inserted.
marshallbanana | 4 years agoWTF!?! Girlfriend..."I have some buddies and pump together" this mother fucker is so gay....- motion2000 | 4 years agoshould of saved his money for some new teeth.. looks like hes got a little gap in the lower grill there.
- jakoblikewo | 4 years agoIt's his favorite pasttime? He does it with his buddies.. which is more disturbing? Probably the fact he tries to say he's got a girlfriend.
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