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Seriously Why would you do this????

by jimwhitey 4 years ago (Sun, May 24, 2009) in Porn Fail (Porn)

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Sodomatrix | 4 years ago | +15
WTF, that chick had no finish! I at least lick up the mess I just made. oh and eww to that shit.
- deleted | 4 years ago
  just got up walked out she was like thats stupid im out peace!
  - pissnwind | 4 years ago | -1
    hay bigcan ... would you like a cuddle and a talk after you soft cock!!!
- Armahony | 4 years ago
  Who said it was a chick...
- Popatop | 4 years ago
  Plus 1 for cleaning up like a good girl
- RatFink | 4 years ago
  will you marry me?..
- louiebill | 2 years ago
  you look like a donky dick sucker
deleted | 4 years ago | +10
i wonder if it whitles when he pees
- TheFlyingHoodlum | 4 years ago | +6
  ooooh, WHISTLES. I get it now... I was wondering how he was managing to carve small wooden sculptures with his dick.
- drumwsticks | 4 years ago | +1
  I wonder if he misses the toilet.Now he has to squat like a bitch.
  - louiebill | 2 years ago | -1
    I wonder why you squat, its because you are a fuckin cunt
Hunt4Fear | 4 years ago | +4
That's for the dirty whore who tells you that she wants it in the face, but when you start cumming she moves off to the side.
Punchy748 | 4 years ago | +4
A couple more holes and that bitch can play the flute!
greedybastard | 4 years ago | +3
he has hypospadias it is a medical condition
- clarkky | 4 years ago | +2
  Hypospadias is a birth defect of the urethra in the male that involves an abnormally placed urinary meatus (opening). Instead of opening at the tip of the glans of the penis, a hypospadic urethra opens anywhere along a line (the urethral groove) running from the tip along the underside (ventral aspect) of the shaft to the junction of the penis and scrotum or perineum. A distal hypospadias may be suspected even in an uncircumcised boy from an abnormally formed foreskin and downward tilt of the glans.
  - shortbus4570 | 4 years ago | +1
    I bet all of his shoes have piss stains on them.
  - deleted | 2 years ago
    well good, he's not a retard he's just deformed
    - louiebill | 2 years ago
      No he has hypospadias You are retarded
deleted | 4 years ago | +3
Check this out..and ouch!: A male form of contraception done was called sub-incision. It was probably done as a ritual for some initiation and not necessarily for contraceptive reasons. It was done by cutting a small hole in the male urethra at the base of the penis so that during ejaculation semen leaked out the hole instead of being pushed up into the vagina. If the man wanted children he could put his finger over the hole so that he would ejaculate normally. He also needed to cover the hole when urinating.
deleted | 4 years ago | +3
his penis has a "belly button"!!!
zerobomb | 4 years ago | +3
how long had his dick been smoking before the tracheotomy?
bradford1872 | 4 years ago | +3
duct tape fixes everything....
joythief07 | 4 years ago | +2
I asked George Washington: "What makes a man a man?" He said: "Being able to pee onto and off of anything. And giving bitches facials." Sorry dude, you've emasculated yourself in George Washington's eyes.
deleted | 4 years ago | +2
Blondes will really appreciate this.
thekingdom | 4 years ago | +2
Atleast he can say he tried when he pulls out
deleted | 4 years ago | +2
We never get a good look at the perp..... her crime.....a walk by jack-off.....and another victim...left sitting there with post orgasmic contractions and a look on his face of "who was that masked woman with the soft hands and the bath n body lotion??"
eLBrowneye | 4 years ago | +2
does this mean he pisses on his feet?

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