Proud Daddy Has His Priorities Out of Whack
Dad takes time for photos after the barracuda he caught bit his daughter
by JollyRogArrh 11 months ago (Fri, Jun 29, 2012) in Fail (SFW)
A 14-year-old Koral Wira was sitting on her family's yacht while her dad was fishing for sharks near Venice, Florida.
Suddenly a 30 pound, 45 inch long barracuda large barracuda leapt out of the sea and latched on to her arm. Koral's dad was able to kill the fish with a fillet knife.
Koral said the barracuda flew into the boat and chomped down on her left arm. It then flopped around until her father was able to catch it. But the girl still needed 51 stitches afterwards.
Suddenly a 30 pound, 45 inch long barracuda large barracuda leapt out of the sea and latched on to her arm. Koral's dad was able to kill the fish with a fillet knife.
Koral said the barracuda flew into the boat and chomped down on her left arm. It then flopped around until her father was able to catch it. But the girl still needed 51 stitches afterwards.
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Cigarmann | 11 months ago | +34Yowza.....that fish will be the only thing that ever latches onto her arm........
Whadafuk4 | 11 months ago | +2Yacht, in high school teenager means, party boat. Rich girl means lonely cock smoker with daddy issues (See pics). You're both right... A guy will happily latch and Federline her ass for spousal/ or child support.
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phatigue | 11 months ago | +4 -9im having trouble uploading this http://vk.com/video173955646_163006117?hd=1&t=
JollyRogArrh | 11 months ago | +2There's info in the forum on how to upload stuff. Good luck. BTW I didn't neg
GODnGuns | 11 months ago | +2That look says get the fucking fish away from me! Dumbass Daddy probably had it mounted and hung it over her bed.
HumptyFuckinDumpty | 11 months ago | +16"Hospital? Hold on there. Morty, get the camera and snap a picture of this ugly fuckin thing..the fish too."
fkbisme | 11 months ago | +10The dude killed a barracuda with a fillet knife that was attacking his daughter. I'd be taking a pic too, it's not like she's going to die in the two minutes it takes to take a pic.
bEatingU | 11 months ago | +5I don't get how he has his priorities wrong, he killed the fish that bit her, sounds awesome
Drummerer | 11 months ago | +4Here's the story! As impossible as it sounds, it does happen. I've heard stories of them jumping into the boat. They like shiny things! I had one tear a Grouper to shreds that I was realing in. They're some bad mofos.
friendlygarfield | 11 months ago | +3that they love /cannot resist shiny things is a long storylocally we fish a certain family of Barracuda (snoek ) with hand lines and just a large hook with shiny trails on it - that they are aggressive is also true as when they hit the hook - if not well balance on feet in the boat ,you risk been pulled over board - well here when we haul them aboard - under the arm clamped between body and arm to break their necks - then only try to remove the hook
ElFuctardo | 11 months ago | +3 -1After that, surely she won't even flinch at some anal pile driving. Thanks dad!- GODnGuns | 11 months ago | +3 -1Her emotional scars of youth are mirrored on the surface now. I'm sure she won't get tired of hearing "bullshit" after telling the "I got mauled by a toothy fish when I was 14" story.
BeCool2 | 11 months ago | +2Large Barracuda are LOADED with Mercury. Could be why they're all retarded...- friendlygarfield | 11 months ago | +2well it is the first time i heard they jump outa the water - to me it sounds more likly that dad caught it (did not break its neck ) and let it flap on the deck where daughter got bitten - but hey they claim it jumped - it jumped ?
bray43 | 11 months ago | +2it was probably going for her bracelet...its not the first time...they loke dangly..shiny things
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