martypalin

Put on your happy face

Smile bitch, you're on camera!
by martypalin | 3 years ago (Wed, Jun 06, 2007 1:35pm EDT) | in Fuckedup Porn
Put on your happy face
48 ratings
Tags: porn   corn   happy   sad  
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  • STP | 3 years ago
    Ok, 2 cans of corn and a diry apartment. Doin' a chick doggy, now that's fun time.
  • Mushroom Tap | 3 years ago
    he's getting ready to give her the cleveland steamer after eating 2 cans of corn......ewwww. What a fat disgusting pig of a man. I sure hope she was compensated a great deal to fuck that turd. +2
  • bobolikesmilk | 3 years ago
    Step daughter?
  • cactusjuggalo | 3 years ago
    what the fuck is going on here?
  • SWIFT THE MEANCE | 3 years ago
    SHE DOESNT LOOK VERY HAPPY HE MUST BE FARTING WHILE HE IS FUCKIN
  • hunglikeadonkey | 3 years ago
    dad you pissed on my new sofa -3
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  • jaws | 3 years ago
    pissed on the front sofa and shit on the back to up by his ass lol,He farted and it stinks -3
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  • unknown_data | 3 years ago
    This is another fat, dirty, sloppy, ugly dude who gets more pussy than anyone on this damn site including me. -3
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    • STP | 3 years ago
      Indeed -1
  • DevilsAdvocate | 3 years ago
    PHOTOSHOP.
  • scorpio_butterfly | 3 years ago
    Oh my god, this made me laugh so hard. I mean, obviously he's one nasty fucking dude, with value corn he bought at the local dollar store. and i was expecting some nasty chick with pussy flaps you could see 20 miles away. But the look on that girls face, whether or not this picture is or is not photoshopped, is fucking hilarous and makes the entire picture. Ya gotta ask yourself, what would you do if you were being fucked and the other person was eating value corn outta the can? +1
    • DevilsAdvocate | 3 years ago
      Yea, you're right. Upon closer inspection, that's "FMV - For Maximum Value brand" corn, as found in Kroger stores, Food 4 Less, etc. If anything, this is a PIECE OF ART...it displays the disgusted reaction of feminist sex thought to the stereotypes of the blue collar white male. Shit, and I thought it was just lousy porn.
    • sdtuu | 3 years ago
      if thats you in ur display picture then i dont think you can talk!
  • MiMi2007 | 3 years ago
    Now that is what I would call Corn Fed! +3
  • Bevy | 3 years ago
    Some fucker has gone mad in the last couple of days '-1 ing' people! WTF!!! +2
    • Craleu | 3 years ago
      so true bev
  • hunglikeadonkey | 3 years ago
    know what you mean bevy 1up
  • danny11 | 3 years ago
    lol that is some funny shit.
  • martypalin | 3 years ago
    photoshop? if so the best ever lol I would LOVE to know what porn vid this came off!
  • Messalina | 3 years ago
    By the looks of it 2 old fat dudes are fucking her and taking pictures. They are her bosses (brothers who own a grossery store) and this is a flat above the grossery shop she is working in. She didnt know there was CCTV and she was caught stealing some candy for her sick granny. Now she has to get fucked so they won't tell the police that she is a thief and do overtime at the shop to pay for the candy
    • martypalin | 3 years ago
      ah well that explains it then! ;p Ye knows tooo much!!
      • Messalina | 3 years ago
        yeah coz ive been in the same situation. But i was stealing dildoes
        • DevilsAdvocate | 3 years ago
          You sound like you're joking but I believe that you are serious! =oP
          • Messalina | 3 years ago
            Im happy we understand each other Devil, stealing dildos is a lot more dangerous than stealing candy because you get to practically explain over and over again what did you steal them for, so one in your ass, one in your pussy, one in your mouth then swap the one that..........Oh jeeez I got carried away, sorry guys! +1
    • Craleu | 3 years ago
      someone neg'd that :S
  • Rafe Hollister | 3 years ago
    A good way to get a rase I rekon.
  • thedevilreject | 3 years ago
    das father and daughter
  • jhentros | 3 years ago
    pfft you know she likes it
  • humanwreckage | 3 years ago
    I do believe i'd have the same look on my face if that nasty greasy bag of douche was fucking me too. +1
  • hotstuff69 | 3 years ago
    Damn you know you're a fat-ass I mean bad-ass when you chug corn from the can.
  • Daredevil1930 | 3 years ago
    Dad? +1
  • Cortana | 3 years ago
    Hes hoping it will have the same affect spinach as on Poppeye...
  • bluebrownie25 | 2 years ago
    if u cant cook it dont eat it
  • darkhorse | 2 years ago
    ewww i cant believe iv seen my little sis naked! +1
  • bahamabruda | 2 years ago
    is this an advertisement for corn ? and is that supposed to be "THE HORNY YELLOW GIANT" ? +1
  • mandunion | 1 year ago
    This is from a site where this dude bangs all kinds of hot bitches. How much they get paid, I don't know, but I doubt it's enough to buy back their dignity.
  • mmmbabiesyum | 4 months ago
    this dude is doing something right.
  • airdoc | 4 months ago
    I don't even want to know what that big stain is on the sofa!
  • DEZNUTZ | 1 month ago
    look at the chairs this isn't the first time this has happend
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