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by DonVale 5 years ago (Sun, Oct 05, 2008) in Wtf (Porn)

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jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +4
Only 76 days till Christmas DonVale. I see you have your wish list all made out....lol
- DonVale | 5 years ago
  im missing your blue gun, you think santa has access?
  - jimwhitey | 5 years ago
    Santas dead. Been dead for years now. He took one in the head trying to deliver toys to kids in Tijuana, poor fat bastard.
    - anastasiajubilee | 5 years ago | +1
      WHAT??? oh great, next you'll tell me the fucking Easter Bunny is dead too!
      - deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        ..and the tooth fairy :(
Rihanna | 5 years ago | +2
*im on the first one* woohoooooo *rolls over* im not on it anymore....dammit
gulfice | 5 years ago | +2
thats b o n e r Gulf, you fuckin moron, not bonder
- deleted | 5 years ago
  "Bonder"- literacy crossover of "bondage" and "boner"....
  - hop head | 5 years ago | +4
    Or, "dude, check out that fine piece of tail that just walked in." "Yeah, I know, man. Last night...she came over to my place, wanted to get a little freaky, so I bonder." *High fives*
    - DonVale | 5 years ago
      nice wordplay hop, kudos to you brother!
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
why buy a fake foot? i'm more than happy to assist all genders with a friendly foot up their asses :)
- deleted | 5 years ago
  Hey bentOver, thats what I like about you. You're always willing to help.
  - Hyde in plain sight | 5 years ago | +1
    She's a sweetheart ain't she. I'm scared to even say hi to her....
    - mysocksdontmatch | 5 years ago
      i'd take her foot, but she might not get it back
- erau81flyboy | 5 years ago
  Ditto
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
I heard The sit and bounce dildo (#1) was recalled cos it was very dangerous and many people have broken many Bones trying to ride it.
- ecorock | 5 years ago | +4
  Did you get your cast off yet?
  - deleted | 5 years ago
    Im still in the hospital.
    - DonVale | 5 years ago
      ill send flowers brother. lol
      - deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        Thanks don. Can you send a prostitute to send me those flowers.
        DonVale | 5 years ago
        you ask, and so you shall recieve, # 9 is on the way...
        deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        fuck it just send me #1, I think I have a stradegy this time.
        DonVale | 5 years ago
        POST IT!!! I mean, uh, uh...uhhhh....NO HOMO!!!
    - ecorock | 5 years ago
      I'm sure you'll be back on your.....feet in no time!
      - deleted | 5 years ago
        Its not my feet Im worried about, I busted a few anus muscles.
        ecorock | 5 years ago | +1
        Anuscles?
        deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        did Gulfice teach you this word?
        deleted | 5 years ago
        no actually the doctor did.
        deleted | 5 years ago
        Yeah those ones too.
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
When a wank wont do the job buy a butt plug.....
geopat123 | 5 years ago | +2
Because every girl dreams of chinfucking someone. You know you do, ladies.

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