A man fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital where his skin had turned bright red, was painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in his condition?" The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off his legs."
I see this shit everyday living by the beach. When you come to Florida on vacation, put some damn sunscreen on before you get drunk.... Not that I don't like to watch you fry like assholes while enjoying my beverage... :)
i work at a beach full time. im irish and very fair skined and never let this happen to me.... i do enjoy it when a red head's skin matches her hair though.
having red hair and fair skin myself i can tell ya bout some bad sun burns, the best thing to do for them is white vinegar. it stops the burn (also used to treat genital warts) lol