DallasPervert

Red Lobster

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by DallasPervert | 1 year ago (Fri, Aug 20, 2010 7:17pm EDT) | in Fuckedup Porn
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
Red lobster
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  • JDZ | 1 year ago | +8
    They all work in the red light district
    • grambo87 | 1 year ago | +15
      looks like they work in the uv light district
  • Johnylongshot | 1 year ago | +6
    A man fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital where his skin had turned bright red, was painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in his condition?" The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off his legs."
    • EnuvioSonata | 1 year ago
      Love the joke:) Have to say I have never heard that one. *Cheers*
    • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago | -2
      I get it... He was laying on his stomach.
  • HelloKittywhore | 1 year ago | +8 -3
    I see this shit everyday living by the beach. When you come to Florida on vacation, put some damn sunscreen on before you get drunk.... Not that I don't like to watch you fry like assholes while enjoying my beverage... :)
    • BigDaddyDave_72 | 1 year ago | +3
      Fry like assholes? Is fried asshole a local Florida delicasy?
      • pinkcarson2 | 1 year ago | +2
        I eat assholes. Just letting that out of the bag ladies...
    • TrannyLuvnMan | 1 year ago | +1
      I feel like you're cooler than most because you're not a tourist.
    • swimmingjesus | 1 year ago
      i work at a beach full time. im irish and very fair skined and never let this happen to me.... i do enjoy it when a red head's skin matches her hair though.
  • rito1 | 1 year ago | +2
  • CaveCanem | 1 year ago | +2
    Essential sunburn fact: Vinegar is FAR better than aloe at soothing a bad burn. Seriously.
  • ShonkyEngineer | 1 year ago | +2

    Could be worse....

    ... Could be better

     

  • fireball80ca | 1 year ago | +1
    Am I the only one thinkinig pic 9 just should have just gone topless ? Cause those areolas are nasty looking
  • liking4 | 1 month ago | +1
    mmmmm......crispy and tosty....
  • BollocksDeep | 1 year ago
    Melanoma's a bitch, who gives a fuck when you look as good as that though....
  • ConnieLynne | 1 year ago
    Someone pass the drawn garlic butter...
  • Jagged Marrow | 1 year ago
    Just wait till those sweat blisters start popping up.
  • dingbat | 1 year ago
    coppertone 45 works wonders
  • jnath | 1 year ago
    [img]http://www.themakeupgallery.info/images/various/breasts/mary2a.jpg[/img]
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  • jnath | 1 year ago
    fucking site wont let me upload picts yet, goddamn it catalin
    • V1NCEN7 | 1 year ago
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  • norwaybabe469 | 1 year ago
    Since when are zits on asses attractive?? #5 and #9, please put your underwear back on!
  • norwaybabe469 | 1 year ago
    At least #4 showed a little clam!!!
    • Tommygunn | 1 year ago
      Last one brought a Chowder
  • jnath | 1 year ago
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  • jnath | 1 year ago
    fuck it i give up
    • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago | +1
      You failed at failing.
  • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
    I will never go to Red Lobster again.
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 1 year ago
    I don't like seafood.
  • Slayerigormortis | 1 year ago
    I'll have a #9. The dog faced fish, extra crispy, to go. In a brown bag so my neighbors cant see it.
  • Deviant | 1 year ago
    Skin cancer is fun!!
  • irishjohn80 | 1 year ago | +1 -1
    Cold cream rub, slap on back, cock in ass...she will never know....SUCCESS!. Taken from... The Irish No 1 best seller " I want Anal, She Say's no".
  • Etienne | 1 year ago
    Chick wearing glasses is just plain hideous
  • Wonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
    Call me old fashioned, but I prefer their backs pale and their ass's covered in bright red hand marks.
  • bittaboo9 | 1 year ago
    why i stay white...as god intended
  • TheObamessiah | 1 year ago
    I hope these sluts all get skin cancer. Pale skin is hotter anyway.
  • Pony | 1 year ago
    I'm allergic to seafood.
  • historychannel | 1 year ago
    having red hair and fair skin myself i can tell ya bout some bad sun burns, the best thing to do for them is white vinegar. it stops the burn (also used to treat genital warts) lol
  • willpounder | 1 year ago
    Lovly puffy nipples on the one with glasses! Yummy!
  • suxipoz | 1 year ago
    enjoy skin cancer
  • NewMotherFucker | 1 year ago
    Good title!!! Just like red lobster it sounds and looks tasty and you want to eat some...
  • Twiztid | 1 year ago
    Fine, I'll say it... This post is HOT!
  • the14you | 1 year ago
    Any one want to eat at the red lobster?
  • JackMahogoff | 1 year ago
    so no one thought of putting a cock and balls sticker on any of the chicks backs while they were passed out in the sun? total fail.
  • dianne | 1 year ago
    This looks painful
  • jumbee | 1 year ago
    My Little Nymph and BentOver... sweet
  • mikeye666 | 1 year ago
    i would love to pork 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,all of 10 and 11
  • ExHuman | 1 year ago
    number 7 is a mom un great figure!
    • robbo | 1 year ago

      • m3erkar | 1 year ago
        everytime i see this pic i get hungry
  • canebedskid | 1 year ago
    Looks like baked tuna!
  • bonehead70 | 1 year ago
    Hot tan, might want to cool off. Would luv to fuck those asses.
  • SupaDupa | 1 year ago
    OUCH!
  • danielabi | 1 year ago
    schau mal auf datekiste.info/
  • roland68 | 1 year ago
    That last pic makes me wanna have sex with her
  • xxtigerxx | 1 year ago
    In pic #10, does the girl on the far left have shit in her underwear ?
  • tuckeredout | 1 year ago
    Gonna take a lot of the Capt'n to stop that kind of pain.
  • Phatdick84 | 1 year ago
    i'd fuck the shit out of the one on the bottom.
  • RachieBear | 1 year ago
    Skin cancer. Ew. ~R
  • eddiepunk | 1 year ago
    at least when it turns into a tan its not gonna be orange!
  • marshallbanana | 1 year ago | -1
    Skin cancer is sexy...
  • jnath | 1 year ago | -2
    http://www.themakeupgallery.info/images/various/breasts/mary2a.jpg
  • teamcream | 1 year ago | +1 -4
    DP where do you get these pics hotelroomnudes.com?
  • Shocktherapy | 1 year ago | -5
    I hate white people.. Pfft! Sunburn, ridiculous..
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