The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck \Special Forces (USRSF), These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Dale Earnhart's father Ralph was a member and so was Dale untill he got scared that Nascar would shun him if they found out. Dale Jr. feels the same as his father and grandfather so if things get bad you can depend on him too. Anyone who don't like this comment give me a neg and if you approve give me a plus. Lets see where everyone stands. Lets see if you will be honest with yourself. Go for it.
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