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Michael Jackson dead at 50
by thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago (Fri, Jun 26, 2009 1:21am EDT)
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  • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
    I guess he's really going to Neverland now. +5
    • Camila | 1 year ago
      So maybe now that he's gone you could talk about your trip there.. +14
      • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
        OK... When I was a little boy he let me sit on his lap when we went on the roller coaster... or maybe that was when we were on his bed. Either way it still hurt but at least he was nice enough to sleep next to me in his own bed. +1
        • Punchy748 | 1 year ago
          Sorry to tell ya, but you had your shit pushed in by MJ. +9
    • oyxter | 1 year ago
      You never know
  • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
    who cares? a famous child molester died... big fucking deal. I'm sick of seeing this shit. Sorry to sound cold and callous, but that's how I feel. Why isn't more being said about Farrah Fawcett? She did more in her life than this sick fuck ever did, including suffering (and succombing to) anal cancer. +29
    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
      I already know I'll get neg'd for this, but at least I'm honest. +3
      • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
        I wont neg u but mj was never convicted and lots of people have been wrongly convicted for these things. I think he was a little disturbed but I dont think he was a molestor. I think he was asexual probably. He is also the king of pop and made way for people like JT, Usher, Ne-yo, etc. He accomplished a lot. Farrah showed a hard nipple big fucking whoop di do imop. But as Voltaire said "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it." +20
        • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
          Damn it man... Your practically begging for pluses arent you. +5
        • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
          I already know I'll get neg'd for this.
          • Camila | 1 year ago
            I gave you a plus.. I like people who fight for what they believe :) +4
            • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
              I believe I can fly.
              • Camila | 1 year ago
                I believe I can touch the sky. +1
                • ClaudeBalls | 1 year ago
                  I wish you would touch me Camila. 8 ) -3
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                  • Camila | 1 year ago
                    Pay your quote to mysty and I can be yours for as long as you want me to touch you =D . No monopoly moneys though! +1
                  • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
                    Dude... Stop stalking my bitch or I'll make swallow your own balls. +1 -2
              • Camila | 1 year ago
                Fix that for ya :P
        • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
          Farrah did more than show a nipple or 3, but that's not the point. MJ was a sick bastard... he molested boys (guilty or not in the eyes of a court, he paid millions to settle out of court, which makes him guilty in my eyes), he held a baby out a window, and he tried his hardest to erase his racial ties (black, white, green with red stripes... it doesn't matter, ALWAYS be proud of who and what you are!). His only saving grace was that he apparently is talented when it comes to music (I wouldn't know, I can't stand pop music, and the only thing from him I've ever listened too is Thriller and that was because of Vincent Price). As for his sexuality, he fathered 2 kids (that I'm aware of) so he's not truely asexual, and the fact that he liked young boys shows that he was mostly gay (and a sick fucker for it as well). +1
          • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
            He used invitro fertilization for those kids and he has vitiligo which discolors the skin. I just posted the pics to see the comments. I don't really listen to music very much. +1
            • roland68 | 1 year ago
              Yeah, asexual. I heard he was just smooth down there like a ken doll +4
              • sirkus | 1 year ago
                what do you expect? being made of 70% plastic the way he was... +1
          • CDSplitlife | 1 year ago
            Apparently, he did NOT father those children. The estranged "wife" stated that MJ paid someone else to father the children and he put his own name on the birth records. Then the woman went hush hush about it and MJ paid her off and left her. Hmmmmmm... +1
          • jakoblikewo | 1 year ago
            Read up on shit before you judge. Michael Jackson suffered from a disease called Vitiligo which basically takes away all the pigment in your skin. If you look up pictures of Michael Jackson from the early-mid ninties, you'll notice patches of his skin where its still black. True; he bleached his skin to even it out because having splotchy skin is unsightly; especially when you're the "King of Pop". He always got shit for that in interviews; and he always proudly announced that he will always be black, and color does not and will never matter. He donated HUGE amounts to the Negro college or whatever; even after he 'turned white' I'm not saying he wasn't weird; and he didn't do some more than uncalled for deeds; and I'm pretty sure we all know what truly happened with those kids, but at least have some respect for someone who made it as far as him. I was a big fan of his music but not him as a person. I just hate to see people get bashed for something they couldn't help. +1
        • UgMOE69 | 1 year ago
          If only MJ didn't pave the way for JT, Usher, Ne-yo, whatever the hell that means. Of course your list has to include the other idiots, Brittney, Christina, Miley, damn he did leave a messy trail...still love his music and anyone who says otherwise is a liar... +5
          • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
            I don't like his music. Never have. I don't listen to pop music, country, heavy metal, goth, classical, but not pop. Only song by MJ I have ever listened too was Thriller (narrated by Vincent Price) and that was because the local radio station played it (Alternative Rock/Metal station in Tulsa, Oklahoma - z104.5 The Edge). -1
        • corona10 | 1 year ago
          True, he was never convicted, but it's the same thing with OJ. If you have money, you can make all your problems disappear. +2
          • Meltd0wn | 1 year ago
            I believed OJ was guilty for years until I watched a DVD that shows Jason Simpson, OJ's son, did the murders. Maybe MJ wasn't a pedophile but he liked having many little boys in his bed with him...OF COURSE HE WAS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! -1
        • CDSplitlife | 1 year ago
          Why did he spend so much money on the 4 cases against him to be quiet. Even BIG stars don't spend "hush" money if they are innocent!
        • FATJOE | 1 year ago
          of course he wasnt convicted he paid people alot of money to drop all charges against him..
        • dwpbike | 1 year ago
          um, check http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Voltaire
      • Camila | 1 year ago
        Plus for speaking your mind.. :)
      • lpg | 1 year ago
        ahhhhhh the old 'I know i'll get negged for this'. If you're ever short on plus 1s, just say something semi-controversial followed or preceded by "I know i'll get negged for this". Guaranteed bonanza. +1
    • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
      Whos Sarrah Fawcett? +2
    • joythief07 | 1 year ago
      To tell you the truth, man. I'm not impressed. 3 years isn't that big of a deal. That bitch was easy. +1
    • Tweaker_G | 1 year ago
      Why should more be said about Farrah Fawcett? I really don't give a damn about either one of them. There are more important stories the news could be covering. Their deaths effect my life 0. +6
      • fatrat33 | 1 year ago
        you hit the nail on the head with that one
    • kingchilli | 1 year ago
      hear hear i heard because he was made out of plastic he will be turned into Lego so all the kids can play with him this time lol -1
    • lanynga | 1 year ago
      I care. People are not as upset over Farrah Fawcett because she had been sick for 3 years. We knew she was going to die. Michael Jackson's death was a big surprise. Ed McMan's (sorry for misspelling your last name) death was a surprise even though he had been sick. +1
    • Whadafuk4 | 1 year ago
      One. This sick fuck was never proven of anything other than being emotionally scarred by his father, the man lived 50 years and never had a childhood. He's by far the most influencial musician in the world... by far the most naturally talented "artist" we will ever know. Farrah Fawcett had duckin' cancer (Hell... she had how many interviews and specials?) MJ's death was a surprise. That's why everyone's talking about him. MJ was a humanitarian... You can say what you want and feel how you feel, but as peculiar as he was empirical evidence would be appreciated. PLUS wtf would we talk about F. Fawcett for a full week?!? Charlie's Angels? MJ is getting the respect he deserved in life... in death as most do, but it's just a shame. Talk about a guy that gave of himself for his fans and his art. He had no life, we had his life. +2
    • howitzer | 1 year ago
      Finally someone who is of the same opinion. Michael who? Farrah did more and was a vocal supporter of more causes than who's his name ever did. I could care less about that narcissistic prick. Farrah's death was far more tragic than that pill popping freak.
      • howitzer | 1 year ago
        Wrong damn place again oh well fuck it
  • brohamn | 1 year ago
    plus to you gothy you stole the words from my fingertips. karmas a bitch and the devil has ol' MJ bent over as we speak whispering "just beat it..beat it.. dont cha wanna beat it........... +3
    • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
      And Michael is propably telling the Devil "Oh baby give one more Chance."
  • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
    Damn Gothy I didn't know Fawcett had anal cancer! That sucks! Causes of anal cancer * smoking cigarettes * infection with HPV virus * receiving anal intercourse * abnormal openings in or around the anus (fistulas) * having multiple sexual partners * being older than 50 years of age * anal swelling, redness or soreness that occurs frequently Fuck Im sitting here smoking a cig after getting done in the butt! +1
    • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
      by six dudes +1
      • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
        Only 6? Ya slowing down for the night or just getting old? ;-)
        • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
          I was getting ready for round 2 when I saw this whole anal cancer thing...
          • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
            ah, I see. Sorry to ruin your night then!
  • vespa150 | 1 year ago
    i see michael jackson has changed colour again ? he has gone from black to brown to white and now fucking blue lol +4
  • polyguy | 1 year ago
    The reports about michael jackson having a cardiac arrest are incorrect...He actually went to visit the childrens hospital and had a stroke!... +7
    • joythief07 | 1 year ago
      My mom said God cries when I have strokes in the bathroom. +2
    • brohamn | 1 year ago
      poly so your the one who stole my dog you sonofabitch
  • Sodomatrix | 1 year ago
    he died of food poisioning i herd...they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth +16
    • Punchy748 | 1 year ago
      Holy shit! I can't wait til morning to spread that joke, you just made my tomorrow, PLUS. -2
    • mysocksdontmatch | 1 year ago
      i heard he tripped over a pram and died, but don't blame it on the buggie!! -2
      • Triumph | 1 year ago
        I've heard that his last will was to be cremated and use him as powder for baby's butts! -2
        • Rokit_pilot | 1 year ago
          I heard that since he was made of 99% plastic, they were gonna melt him down and make a Lego set out of him so little boys can play with him for a change. -1
  • polyguy | 1 year ago
    On the way to hospital Michael jackson whispered to the paramedic, put me in the children's ward. +1
  • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
    On a serious note... Michael Jackson was an Idol to the young and old and he was loved by many all over the world. Yes he had some issues but I dont think he raped little kids. That was just some fucking bullshit lawsuit that some Jews and and some money grubbing Jew lawyers set up to take advantage of him. Look it up. Whether you like it or not, he is still the king of pop and will always be. He sold over 50 million records. When one of us tops it off than lets talk but till then... Just Beat It... +6
    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
      if he was innocent he wouldn't have paid 12 million to that boy and his family. Sorry to disagree with you on that point, but being innocent would mean NOT paying an assload of money to someone.
      • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
        Dude... Would you let your son or daughter sleep at any mans house whether they are a star or not. It was a fucking set up. They were fucking Jews that would sell their son for a dollar but they got 12 million instead... Again would you let your baby boy or girl sleep at anyones house unless you are a fucking money hungry jew with blood sucking jew lawyers to advice you that it would land you 12 million dollars cos Michael was not too bright.
        • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
          Setup or not, he still wouldn't have paid if he was truely innocent. Besides, what man would ask a stranger if their son could sleep over at his house where he had built his own amusement park if he didn't have intentions other than honourable?
          • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
            And what fucking assholes would let their kids sleep at a strangers house if THEY didnt have intentions??? Would they have let their child sleep at some fucking poor toothless hillbillys' trailer... I DONT FUCKING THINK SO..... WHY??? COS THERE IS NO FUCKING MONEY THERE... +1
            • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
              intentions or not, they still allowed him to go and MJ still acted the way he did. just because the family hoped it would happen doesn't make him any less of a sick fucker for doing it.
              • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
                DUDE... COMPREHEND IT... WOULD.. YOU.. LET.. YOUR.. CHILD.. SLEEP.. ANY.. WHERE.. IF.. YOU.. WERE.. NOT.. PRESENT.. WITH.. THEM.. UNLESS.. YOU.. DONT.. GIVE.. A.. SHIT.. AND.. YOUR.. INTENTIONS.. ARE.. TO.. COLLECT.. MONEY..... COS YOU HAVE A POWERFUL MONEY HUNGRY JEW LAWYERS THAT HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH THE MEDIA THAT STILL CONTROLS WHAT WE ARE WATCHING RIGHT NOW TO BACK YOU UP. +4
                • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
                  so just because they let their child stay with him meant he HAD to molest him? wrong! MJ could have just enjoyed the company instead of blowing the little boy. Just because his parents set MJ up doesn't mean MJ was innocent. He may have been set up, but he still is a sick fuck who molests little boys for fun.
                  • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
                    Whats the proof that MJ molested the kids... He paid millions of dollars in lawsuits to shut those Jew bitches up??? Be real man... MJ could have went any where in the world and bought 500 little boys and girls for a few hundred bucks in third world countries where child sex is legal and he could have brought them back to his ranch and fucked them all day long and no one would have ever cared but he didnt... +1
                    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
                      what's the proof that he didn't molest the kids? To me, and to most of the rest of the world, the fact that he paid that kid and his family 12 million was an admission of guilt. Regardless of the circumstances behind it, he was guilty.
                      • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
                        Dude if I was in his situation at that time and I had 500 million dollars I would have paid not 12 million but 250 million just to not have to deal with all the bullshit cos no matter what happens as a star you are going to pay... But Im sure his 200 maids and butlers and cameras where not even challeneged in court. WHY??? +1
                        • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
                          and I would have paid 500 million proving my innocence. If I'm guilty, I'd pay them off to get the shit out of the spotlight, but if I'm innocent I'll fight it with everything I have just to keep my name clear. As for his staff, they are on his payroll, they'll say anything just so he'll keep signing their checks. And the cameras, well... video footage can be editted to show anything, so it's really not reliable, but I have my doubts as to whether or not he had cameras in all the private rooms.
                          • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
                            Have you ever been arrested for a minor crime such as a disorderly conduct or a major crime like attempted murder. Well some of us have and trust me If I had 12 million dollars I would have just paid the states attorney, the judge, the lawyers and the family just to shut them up so I wouldnt have to go to court everyday just to get it over with and if youre a star like MJ you would pay anything just to get it over with just so you can go back to your mansion. Like I said before.. This was a set up by media controlled jew lawyers and jews that felt that he was a dumb nigger and when it comes down to it thats how they tried to protray him thats why he payed.
                            • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
                              I spent 3 years of a 5 year sentance in prison, done numerous stints in county jails (longest was 9 months) for assaults (I used to love to fight), and was in and out of court for most of my 20's. I'm no stranger to jail or to the laws, and with that in mind, only twice was I wrongly accused, and I fought tooth and nail both times just to clear my name. When I'm guilty, I admit it, when I'm not, there's not a single thing that will make me say otherwise. THAT is why I'm saying he's guilty. -1
                              • CoUNTsLICKER | 1 year ago
                                What do you want a medal or fucking counciling? Self indulgant, internal dialogue shit. +4
                            • ClaudeBalls | 1 year ago
                              I really hated when they tried to protray him.
          • Sodomatrix | 1 year ago
            If you were a multi millionaire and had the choice to end what would be a horriblely imbaressing situation, or continue fighting it out for what could be years what would you rather do? Call me lazy but I'd rather pay people off.
    • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
      damn that's a little anti-semitic! -1
      • Mystyfydu | 1 year ago
        So fucking sue me bitch. -3
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        • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
          I thought ur jew comment was funny but I wouldn't let jesus himself call me a bitch. SO Mysty just because you got busted by "to catch a predator", spent some time getting ass raped in prison, and have to tell ur neighbors ur a perv don't take ur anger out on me!
    • UgMOE69 | 1 year ago
      To be honest, I think MJ thought he was a child. I don't believe he actually raped kids, I do think he acted, thought, felt like one. To me he had more of mental illness. Then again, who knows.. +3
    • roland68 | 1 year ago
      50 million hell. Thriller alone sold over 750 million world wide. How the hell did the mother fucker go broke? +3
  • polyguy | 1 year ago
    It has just been revealed that michael jackson did not die of a heart attack but of the bends after they found bubbles in his ass!... +3
    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
      damn, and I already plussed ya for the other joke... that's great! +1
  • LearnToSwim | 1 year ago
    i'm surprised at how struck i am by his death. for years i've taken a stance against him and his antics and found enjoyment in mocking him but as a music fan i feel that this truly is a great loss. say what you want about the man- he changed the world. guilty or not, this is a sad and significant day for many +6
  • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
    what does michael jackson and wal-mart have in common? They both have boys pants half off!
    • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
      wait wait i got another one. Which celebrity has had the most children? Michael Jackson.
      • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
        What%u2019s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Im going to keep going until the negs start to pile up! +2
        • CoUNTsLICKER | 1 year ago
          (It's a verbal joke) Why does Micheal Jackson like having sex with 28 year olds? Because there are 20 of them.
  • jailbird | 1 year ago
    Look.He was the king of pop 20 something years ago.Just because he made some songs most of us grew up listing to do make it right what he did with his life.Always remember this,People said jeffrey dahmer was a good and friendly guy to be around.Its not what we do out in the world that counts,Its what we do when no one is watching.May they both burn for a good long time. +1
    • jailbird | 1 year ago
      *dont make it right* +1
  • joythief07 | 1 year ago
    This makes my joke in the forums this morning slightly unnerving. AM I PSYCHIC?! DuBois is Michael Jackson's favorite vacation spot. +1
    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
      LMAO! It *was* his favorite vacation spot, now he's vacationing in hell! +1
  • jailbird | 1 year ago
    Let the jokes begin ... Farrah Fawcett dies and meets God, God gives her one wish. After thinking Farrah says %u201CI wish all the children all over the world to be safe%u201D. So God grants her wish, and kills Michael Jackson. +2
    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
      And the rest of the world said, "AMEN!"
    • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
      good one!
      • baddernoff | 1 year ago
        No its not every fuckin dumbass kid at work today got theese goddamn jokes texted to them today.
    • UgMOE69 | 1 year ago
      I can't plus you because I already did....need to find five people.....
  • brohamn | 1 year ago
    fuck mike that goolish like creature, that white nigger dangled a baby out of a high rise window, that alone makes him a fucking retard oh lets not forget about all those little boys weiners he touched also. fuck michael "the molester jackson" and anyone who sticks up for that piece of shit -3
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  • slowride45 | 1 year ago
    It was a sad day today at Micheal's Alma mater Bringum Young University...And I'm sure his fellow MANBLA members were sad too. +1
  • freeflo | 1 year ago
    His death is going to drop the stock prices of all the video game companies. There will millions of lil boys that will be allowed to go outside to play now.....
  • valium69 | 1 year ago
    they have a place for MJ, he'll be the most realistic wax figure +1
    • TheFlyingHoodlum | 1 year ago
      Are you kidding? I'm sure a wax figure of him would look more human than he did. +3
  • Wonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
    I knocked one out when I hear'd Farrah Fawsett had died. Now Michael Jackson has died, should I just "beat it"? +1
    • GothyStitch | 1 year ago
      if you can get off to a dead child molestor, then go right ahead.
    • baddernoff | 1 year ago
      If a donky can fuck a mexican hooker in a tijuana bar then?
  • Smuggler | 1 year ago
    I've heard that the family plan to have MJ melted down and recycled into children's toys - so they can play with him for a change.
  • sexmeup | 1 year ago
    MJ was at the beach last week and a woman was heard saying to him ''excuse me, you're in my son''
    • sexmeup | 1 year ago
      What the difference between MJ and Manchester United ? Man Utd will be playing Giggs in August. +1
      • lpg | 1 year ago
        Why is everyone stealing jokes from the MJ thread in the forums!? -1
  • j18speed | 1 year ago
    Children's assholes across the world can untense. +1
    • j18speed | 1 year ago
      I can't believe enough of you fuckers love that child molester so much that this comment has almost been filtered twice. Fuck you sad people. You can't ignore the fact that he fucked kids just because he's a talented performer. If there's a Hell he's burning in it. +1
      • polyguy | 1 year ago
        *Michael jackson did not molest them children*...... He made love to them. +3
        • baddernoff | 1 year ago
          Love like this never felt soo damn gooood.
  • 13thstepper | 1 year ago
    he's up there molestin' cherubim now *sniff :( -1
  • TeamSermos | 1 year ago
    Right now he's moonwalking in hell -1
  • Dutch47 | 1 year ago
    I will miss him and his smile . God bless him and his Family. He was a true Performer . I didn't think his death would hurt this much. GOOD BUY MICHAEL... +1
  • bigcanadian | 1 year ago
    good that child molester is dead -3
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    • deathnote | 1 year ago
      he wasn't a molestator... only stupid thing invented by stupid people... -3
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  • wardancer | 1 year ago
    At the end of the day, whether you loved him or loathed him, he was just a man....and he will be judged by a higher power than ANY man.
  • penisalota | 1 year ago
    Wacko Jacko is dead maybe there is a god +1
  • jumbee | 1 year ago
    As a entertainer he has achieved but thats the problem with being a child star in the biz it can fuck you up then misguide you... like the fashion industry that turns young innocent into happy gay persons... MJ sad to stay is a good example of that world... again sad to see him go love his music but he had endured enough.
  • withwood | 1 year ago
    Michael and Lisa Marie (OK, it's an old joke) in Blockbusters. MJ 'can we get alladin?', LM 'can't we just rent a f'ing video?'...
  • penisalota | 1 year ago
    nope no god or he would of died in a prison beating years ago -1
  • Wonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
    Horse racing jockey's the world over are to wear black arm bands at this weekends races out of respect for the passing of Michael Jackson. Apparently he rode moe 3 year olds that anyone else in living memory.
    • Wonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
      Mysterious neg you came and you changed my world.
  • Wonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
    Reports that MJ had died of a heart attack are false. Apparently he's been found in the hospitals childrens ward having just had a stroke. +1
    • withwood | 1 year ago
      I didn't neg ya, but suspect you were negged because someone made the same comment previously - this was a public service announcement...
      • Wonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
        Oh no, my bad, my bad, shammon it, shammon it. +1
        • lpg | 1 year ago
          HEE HEE
  • Shubniggurath | 1 year ago
    I'm sick of all the hypocrites saying how great he was when a couple years ago they couldn't wait to string him up...opportunist fuck bags. A creep for the creeps. +1
  • baddernoff | 1 year ago
    All of your comments are very touching. Just lik MJ was a very touching person.
  • withwood | 1 year ago
    what's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson, Fergie%uFEFF will be playing Giggs next year -3
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  • withwood | 1 year ago
    There will be a post-mortem today to determine which was the cause of death: A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
  • withwood | 1 year ago
    McDonald's are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns +2
  • BigFoot | 1 year ago
    He might even look better in his grave than he did in real life.... -1
    • Dlay420 | 1 year ago
      yeah, he may be black again -1
  • Anyue | 1 year ago
    I just hope they find the other glove. +1
    • baddernoff | 1 year ago
      Someone pooped out that other glove years ago.
      • Anyue | 1 year ago
        Poor boy. He never seen it coming.
  • Tommygunn | 1 year ago
    So will the Elephant Mans family Get MJ Bits???????????? +3
  • badcat | 1 year ago
    So I guess K-mart does not have the Michael Jackson specials anymore. All boys pants half off. -3
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  • MoonGoddessDiana | 1 year ago
    I think that Elvis has been waiting for this for a long time.
  • xmozen | 1 year ago
    It's all a HOAX.... MJ isn't dead. if he is, then wy did he looked dead for all thouse years and still walked the earth. he just passed out after collecting his tour money. so he doesnt have to do 50 shows :D -1
  • arsenalyeti | 1 year ago
    i rang ticketmaster for a refund ...they told me to beat it -1
  • arsenalyeti | 1 year ago
    i heard his last wish was to be melted down into toy soldiers so kids can play with him for a change -3
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  • zerocommazero | 1 year ago
    Michael Jackson was black?!! Well, that's news to me. +2
  • raticus | 1 year ago
    I didnt see this one coming, I always thought one of his rape victims where going to come back to off him -1
  • pigeons99 | 1 year ago
    only in America can a poor black boy die a rich white woman +4
    • levy666 | 1 year ago
      at the moment of dead, he was rly poor
  • dood | 1 year ago
    Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There is a big wheel parked outside his house. +1
  • the_big_evo | 1 year ago
    in my opinion i dont think michael molested kids. I do however think he was a weirdo, but whos to blame him. hes been famous and loved by the world ever since he was a kid. i think thats enough to send most people crazy. +2
  • badboy77339 | 1 year ago
    Ding Dong The Freak is dead......... -3
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  • lock | 1 year ago
    he once took me into the woods and fiddled with me , i started crying he said to me "i dont know what your crying about i got to walk out of here on my own"
  • bigcanadian | 1 year ago
    Apparently Farah Fawcett was granted one wish on her death-bed. She croaked that she wanted all the little children of the world to be safe from harm. Almost immediately MJ dropped dead -2
  • ratpacker | 1 year ago
    Eh he still gave us thriller. So lest we can do is talk like him for a day. Bubbles where'd you go bubbles...
    • Red Baron | 1 year ago
      I'm going to enjoy some Jesus juice in his honor ! Someone pass the Inglenook Burgundy bottle.
    • withwood | 1 year ago
      as Michael once sang, 'I'm forever blowing bubbles...' +1
  • ILoveAsianWomen | 1 year ago
    I love the media, now digging his fucking corpse out of the ground with claims of Demerol, morphine addiction, doctor missing .... this prick should have kids piss on his gravesite
  • Red Baron | 1 year ago
    I think we should all piss on his grave, then his Dad's, then Janet's............
  • topcat619 | 1 year ago
    When Farrah Fawcett went to heaven she was granted one wish. She wished that all the children of the world would be safe so God killed Michael Jackson -2
  • MrVain | 1 year ago
    well, thats what you get for putting your nose in others business..
  • ClaudeBalls | 1 year ago
    Why did he grab his crotch all the time? Jock itch? He musta passed it on to the Rappers too.
  • ClaudeBalls | 1 year ago
    I agree on one thing he said: "I'm not the one, The Chair is NOT my son."
  • arsebandit | 1 year ago
    apparently, hes being melted down and recast as lego bricks so he can still play with children -3
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  • PRESIDENT | 1 year ago
    i heard they were going to creamate his plastic sergery ass. melt him down like legos so all the kids can play with him now..... -3
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    • arsebandit | 1 year ago
      either that, or they are gonna make him into plastic cups, so he can still have kids lips around him
  • PRESIDENT | 1 year ago
    yeah we get da point.
  • Xiron | 1 year ago
    hmm, for some reason i aint surprised the news of MJ's death already has such a bit topic here...
  • arsebandit | 1 year ago
    i can keep going :p
  • Sniper13 | 1 year ago
    even thogh he was never comvicte he paid a lot of money to keep those dumb ass parents from presing charges. Well he would not be doing that again. He also said "there is nothig more beautiful than sleeping with children" Ha I bet that is what he is doing in the 666 heaven right now!!!
  • baddernoff | 1 year ago
    This topic is getting too long.
  • dingbat | 1 year ago
    i guess he can beat it in hell
  • KELLIX0 | 1 year ago
    In memory of Michael Jackson, McDonalds has released the McJackson burger. It's a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between 2 eight year old buns. Confirmation just came in that Michael Jackson died from food poisoning. That's what happens when you eat 12 year old nuts. When Farah Faucet arrived @ the pearly gates she had one wish. For all the worlds children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson. Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change. (; -3
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    • thisshitisbananas | 1 year ago
      doesn't anyone read these posts to see what jokes have already been said? Or is this just a recap?!?!?
  • MarkTheLegend | 1 year ago
    In honour of MJ Mcdonalds are doing a special for him, the Mcjackson, 50 year old meat inside 8 year old buns. -2
  • lpg | 1 year ago
    I heard he didn't die of a heart attack, it was food poisoning. They found 12 year old nuts in his mouth! HAHA!! -2
    • freakydeaky | 1 year ago
      Scrool up... thats already been said! Funny, but already said!
  • BigBoobs | 1 year ago
    omg lame jokes...if u were a parent u wouldnt find those kind of jokes funny..... hes dead, so be it....
  • titankiller | 1 year ago
    The story goes when Farrah died earlier today, God granted her one wish. She wished for all%uFEFF the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.2micheal jackson on his death bed requested that his ashes be packed into box of rice bubbles so he%uFEFF can have the feeling of going through a 10 year olds ass one more time -2
    • sirkus | 1 year ago
      you forgot how he was melted down into legos so little boys could play with him for a change
  • Belzac | 1 year ago
    fuck michael is all i got to say -1
    • deathnote | 1 year ago
      fuck you is all i got to say -1
      • Belzac | 1 year ago
        nah fuck u child molesting loving fag i dont give a fuck what anyone says settling out of court is guilty as fuck in my eyes so fuck ua dn once again fuck michael -2
        • deathnote | 1 year ago
          is not true he was a molestator, and if u follow the tg's a child had confessed yesterday that the father forced him to tell thoose lies....
  • Brandyw | 1 year ago
    that poor man had feelings like everyone else and only he knows what happened in his bedroom! Who's to say that behind closed doors when noone was around he didn't cry for hours at what he looked like and what people thought of him! But it's too late to change what the public thought about him just let the poor man RIP!!! He has had his judgment day! That was NOT our job! RIP Mike! -3
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  • arsenalyeti | 1 year ago
    never before have i seen so many repeated comments on the same page...what a bunch of twats +5
    • lpg | 1 year ago
      i heard his last words to the paramedic were 'put me in the childrens ward'. +1
  • daddyslittlewhore | 1 year ago
    I think at his funeral there going to play that one Elton John song "Don't let your son go down on me"
  • motion2000 | 1 year ago
    Guess he couldent just beat it this time around.
  • Jagged Marrow | 1 year ago
    If there is a god... you think he'll let 'em in heaven? Seems like a HUGE security risk to me.
  • KimmyMonster | 1 year ago
    I love when you all get fiesty! :)
  • Jolly | 1 year ago
    I'd rather watch the "NEWS" now!
  • jacyonelove | 1 year ago
    Wow, I tried to post something similiar and it got rejected. Didnt think to put it up here. Love him or hate him, debate all you want, his music will be here long after we are all dead
    • billy34 | 5 months ago
      unfortunately.
  • blazer73 | 1 year ago
    MJ was pretty talented ... not too many people can go from being black to being white to turning blue :) -3
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  • daddyslittlewhore | 1 year ago
    Funny I thought he would outlast Keith Richards for sure. Well what are the going to do now with 100 pirate outfits with easy access zippers?
  • Smuggler | 1 year ago
    Is it just me, or has the white glove got a brown stain on the index finger?
  • nos90gt | 1 year ago
    That white glove looks like it's a "shocker". So we all know he had a hand model stand in to do that picture.
  • rangerman55 | 1 year ago
    fuck michael wheres the RIP billy mays page
  • daddybear1964 | 1 year ago
    R.I.P. Micheal Jackson - You where Born a Nice Very Talented Black Kid and Died a Strung out White Middleaged Pedophile . Only in America can this Happen !
  • arsenalyeti | 1 year ago
    ^^^^ only in america can bad grammar and spelling like this happen -1
  • boraxus | 1 year ago
    he didn't die. the mothership came back for him from the planet uranus.
  • billy34 | 5 months ago
    death, dismemberment, trannies, starfish weiners, bizarre insertions, gag fucking, two girls one cup, two girls one finger, pics of STD's, clown sex, girlfights, BDSM etc. et al. the most disturbing thing i have seen on this site is the amount of people who defend an child molesting alien. the way i see it he died about 45 years too late.
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