A quiet, private prayer to God: "Dear God, I know it's a little embarrassing to ask, but please can you just once find me a bunch of gals like this to educate me in the ways of hell, so that I know how to avoid it" "Thank you, amen."
dont ask god to save you for anything pal. if there is a god ,shes a female. just what do you think your trying to do tothe rest of us? besides that show should be on mtv after school specialsfor all you prolapsed bible bumping mormans and catholic cuckold cock smokers to hate on intead of math homework and english. the rest of you hate herders need a speak n spell to learn you how to properly spell FISTFUCK , you fingery fucking faggots. that was a great fulfilling post. give em a hand folks!
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" She wants to fist fuck, up to the wrist." I see nothing wrong with those lyrics. Nope. Don't.
Hey, some of us are hung like hamsters. Oh who am I kidding, as long as her ass is still tight I'm down.
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There's only one person in the world you have to please with your Johnson...and it's Mr. Johnson. Besides, I have a slight idea that these chicks are about as interested in dick as is Hillary Clinton.
They used to throw out a "golden condom" during their shows. Whichever audience member caught it could go backstage afterwards and fuck any member of the band.
I worked security for one of their gigs. It was more than a little crazy.
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