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Boy gets jaw blown off.
by SourKiss | 3 months ago (Tue, Feb 07, 2012) | in Gore (Nsfw)
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  • SourKiss | 3 months ago | +11
    How the FUCK, do you fix that!!!
    • SteveBuscemi | 3 months ago | +12
      • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +2
        That is truly fascinating, like that famous chicken in America that got it's head cut off just above the brainstem and is still alive years later.
        • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1
          I forgot about that, they took him around the country as a side show.
        • CorruptedData | 3 months ago | +1
          A cows brain is pretty high up in it's skull, so even without most of it's head it would survive before starving or bleeding to death. I only know this because a friend of mine once was called out to shoot a mad bull and it took seven bullets to put it down.
          • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +1
            True CD. Like a one or two of the people on here, the most complex part of a cows head is it's tongue, essentially a follower and marginally smarter than a sheep.
      • AT0MB | 3 months ago | +2 -1
        Holy crap... That's messed up... The cows. Not freaking out at all ???
        • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +3
          It's calmly looking for it's head, its weird how its moving around as if it were still seeing things.
          • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +2
            It's just relying on its ears, it can't absorb the reason why it can't see so just falls back to the logic of it being dark.
            • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1
              Very good point, I sometimes forget animals have a harder time grasping complex concepts.
              • ziggyzap | 3 months ago | +1
                you're an animal
                • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +2
                  My reputation precedes me I see.
          • AT0MB | 3 months ago | +1
            The brain cavity is obviously intact wonder how long it lated befor it died.
            • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1
              Probably not long, I read that the boy already died (today )
              • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +2
                That's sad, but there were way too many potential complications to invest in trying to fix that. In a first world country where they had a research and training budget that would have been a very popular challenge for good doctors, but in a conflict zone with poor financing and overstretched resouces it was unlikely.
          • ziggyzap | 3 months ago | +1
            it's just slowly waiting to die slowly :'(
            • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1
              I slowly had to reread this slowly.
        • 666pack | 3 months ago | +1
          thats the reason why cows are holy in india.they eat cowdung to relax...
      • ziggyzap | 3 months ago | +1
        i fucking hate you!
      • 0300MarineXcorps0311 | 4 weeks ago | +1
        omfg ZOMBIE CAOWS!!! would be my first thought. My second would be, his mouth and eyes are gone so it cant hurt me. Naow i gets to pet it!
    • kmb666 | 3 months ago | +10
      Duct tape, of course!
    • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +10
      I hate to say it because he's just a kid, but it looks like the best fix is to finish the job.
    • AT0MB | 3 months ago | +2
      Anymore back story to this...? It's pretty messed up wonder how it happened. Poor kid.
      • maclean1690 | 3 months ago | +7 -3
        i heard he was dared to eat 5 bags of popping candy and take a mouthfull of pepsi..........
      • BMONEY888 | 3 months ago | +1
        Another website I've seen it on said it was a sniper in Syria.
        • freakinrican | 3 months ago | +1 -5
          pretty clean shot all mouth nothing else he needs to show some porn bitches how its done lmao ]
      • dead dog | 3 months ago | +2 -1
        i think this vid came out of syria. there's been a buttload of similar ones come out lately...
        • Wagingwetard | 3 months ago | +3 -2
          Your damn right it came out of Syria, hope the Chinese and Russians got a good glimpse of that..
    • HerbertThePervert | 3 months ago | +2
      dunno how's he going to fix that but I know how it happened:

    • daddymx | 3 months ago | +2
      You don't, you become this:


    • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +1
      Femor, thigh, pelvis and buttock with the odd bit of metal normally, but this guy is too far gone unless you have a million to spare. Closure and intubation are all that's on the menu I fear.
    • catalin | 3 months ago | +1
      Buy new jaw, replace old jaw with new jaw. Simple!
      • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1 -1
        I hear they're running a sale on hinges at the home depot.
    • Drweld | 3 months ago | +1
      Killing him.
    • maverixxx | 3 months ago | +1 -1
      by finishing the job
    • Stevarooni | 3 months ago | +1 -1
      Really, really complete dentures.
  • ArtemNY | 3 months ago | +10 -2
    • ecorock | 3 months ago | +2
      That would be a great avatar.
  • TallyHo | 3 months ago | +5
    Nice to see the doctor was calm and collected!
  • LocalSerialChiller | 3 months ago | +5 -1
    meanwhile, dude's just chilling. swinging his legs, ingoring everyone yelling and screaming about the situation. You can't tell but he's actually smiling for the video camera
    • mcp | 3 months ago | +8 -2
  • Cigarmann | 3 months ago | +4 -1
    If in a country with advanced reconstructive surgery expertise I am thinking something could be done, but where he is at this poor kid may will most like not make it. All those yelling and pointing will just use him as fodder to justify their Jihad.
  • Jonnyb | 3 months ago | +3
    You know shit is bad when your doctor is yelling incoherently in Arabic and they are not treating you.
  • Beerfan | 3 months ago | +2
    How is he still conscious? Most people would be in shock.
  • JustAHumanBean | 3 months ago | +2

    His grandpa got fixed, so can he.

    • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1
      This guy will forever look astonished.
  • Shake | 3 months ago | +2
    Making a big deal out of nothing. It's merely a flesh wound. Stop ur bitch-in and give him another bomb in a suit case this time, he still has 2 arms for another chance at this. Positive thinking makes u turn those frowns upside down. :^)
  • amg2008 | 3 months ago | +2
    Shit I would freak out too if I found out they didn't have insurance.
  • stwikehimcenturion | 3 months ago | +2 -1
    At least he'll be able to fall back onto doing Bixa Muda voice overs to earn a crust from now on.
  • DeroAt | 3 months ago | +3 -2
    clearly theyre arab, prolly tried to make a bomb, and blew his jaw off, mission accomplished. lol
  • xchandlerx | 3 months ago | +1
    Explosive pussy eating!!!
  • Maxximus | 3 months ago | +1
    Put him out of his misery! That shit is gonna get infected like a Motherfucker!!
  • SuperRex | 3 months ago | +1
    fucking hell!!! how does that happen?
  • IZHMASH | 3 months ago | +2 -1
    Now there is a handsome smile!
  • Kidon20 | 3 months ago | +1
    Dam that seriously sucks.
  • typeR | 3 months ago | +2 -1
    That'll shut him up
  • annamalspete | 3 months ago | +1
    no more brushing your teeth!!!
  • maximo | 3 months ago | +1
    neosporin
  • Roodboy | 3 months ago | +1
    Akmed!! How many times have I told you not to chew on the AED!?!
    • maximo | 3 months ago | +1
      improvised explosive device ... queef breath
  • drad | 3 months ago | +1
    Why are they carrying on with all the jibbajabba? Get busy trying to his busted face for christ's sake.
  • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +1
    Yes, it's bad, but think of the savings in toothpaste.
  • Otterpog | 3 months ago | +1
    This is why you shouldn't let your kids play with explosives.
  • StackShotBilly | 3 months ago | +3 -2
  • Knightmare316 | 3 months ago | +1
    let me guess.... you watched "The Grudge" and you had to visit the house.... didn't you...
  • freakinrican | 3 months ago | +1
    well now hes tryin to get dental rates lowered but was rejected for not meeting requirements...overqualified
  • Noose | 3 months ago | +1
    I hole he finds a good woman. He's never gonna be able to stuff pillow cases.
  • LukeHero | 3 months ago | +1
    I once accidently bit the inside of my cheek...
    • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1
      Then you know how this kid feels.
  • FeckWeed | 3 months ago | +1
  • Libsrscum | 3 months ago | +1
    Kiss your mother with that mouth ?
  • MrReality | 3 months ago | +1
    If he was in England, they would tell him to keep a stiff uper lip.
  • MrReality | 3 months ago | +1
    Upper lip that is.
  • itsaconspiracy | 3 months ago | +1
    The Globalist scum fucks are ramping up to WW III....the media is already renting roof top space in Tel Aviv.....when Iran heats up look to pay 6 to 8 dollars a gallon for gas. The Rothschilds and Rockefellers are gonna be drinking champagne and eating caviar in their armed redoubts as the Federal Reserve debt edges one step closer to Weimar republic status, Blood will run in the street,,,and not just Syria , these inbred technocrats owe know allegiance to any flag.....
    • doctorgasm | 3 months ago | +1
      Don't talk to me about fucking conspiracies you miserable fucking cock hoop-la. I fucking told them and they wouldn't listen. "The Galactic Federation wants us on board" they said. "Why the fuck's that" I said. "We're important" they said. "No we're not" I said. And now look. A time canal scheduled to be built right through the middle of our Sun. Next It'll be "Oh Doc, you were right, find us another planet mate, we promise we'll listen to you next time". Don't you fucking dare talk to me about conspiracies. ;o)
  • Auroravfim | 3 months ago | +1
    For the cow, a bullet. For the kid, a trip to America. We always want to be heroes.
  • itelluwhat | 3 months ago | +1
    No more trips to the dentist
  • dankpussy9 | 3 months ago | +1
    How the fuck does this happen
  • chaos187 | 3 months ago | +1
    wtf
  • ninjasnarf | 3 months ago | +1
  • Gdlken | 1 month ago | +1
    What happen was he was giving head to a wild Mustang, and he dragged a little and pissed the horse off!
  • Gdlken | 1 month ago | +1
    That's just jaw dropping
  • kmb666 | 3 months ago | +1 -1
    He now goes by the nickname, straw!
  • WoWblowsgoats | 3 months ago | +5 -5
    Allah Akbar mother fucker!!!!!!!!
  • Lady Q | 3 months ago | +1 -1
  • massageplus | 3 months ago | +1 -1
  • Drummerer | 3 months ago | +1 -2
    For you, from now on!
    • zeus01 | 3 months ago | +3 -1

      Sounds like the Soup Nazi

  • 2ndhandsmoker | 3 months ago | +1 -2
    Well his parents will never have to tell him "don't give me any lip young man!"
  • JustDoIt | 3 months ago | +2 -3
    Just rest for a few days, and everything will be just fine.
  • Davismike39 | 3 months ago | +2 -7
    Walk it off pussy!
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  • wolfalone | 3 months ago | +1 -6
    spicy food!
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