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Security Guard Loses It

I think this is the funniest sk8 v1deo I've spermed across in a long time... Security guard gets so flustered, he drives his golf cart into some shrubs!
by deleted 2 years ago (Wed, Apr 13, 2011) in Fail (SFW)
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fat ass security guard loses it hits teenage punk ass skate boarders
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  • Risen | 2 years ago | +11
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  • FieldMedic72 | 2 years ago | +13 -3
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    • octomedico | 2 years ago | -5
      Is this Picture better?:
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      • deleted | 2 years ago | +4 -1
        No. It was funnier the first time :^|
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        • octomedico | 2 years ago | +1 -6
          plused you, you are correct, wasnt fast enough, Damn!
          • deleted | 2 years ago | +3 -5
            I would plus you, but I already negged you bro :^( Lemme neg 5 more and I'll come back to you and give you a sympathy plus.
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago | +7
    Guys like this guard get no respect at home, their friends don't losten to them, their kids - wives. girlfriends don't listen to them. The only place they have a little bit of power is when they put on that uniform and are on the job...then they're the king. It's sad.
  • Plexipunk | 2 years ago | +5
    They should have knocked the fat motherfucker out cold......
  • Shammie | 2 years ago | +3
    The guard should have stomped on the skateboard and snapped it..... now THAT would have been funny!
    • nobodysharp | 2 years ago | +1
      you ever tried that?
      • Shammie | 2 years ago | +1
        Nope..... I'm not as hefty as that security guard!
  • tomato1666 | 2 years ago | +3
    What was the guard guarding anyway? The shrubbery?
    • antbiggy | 2 years ago
      Maybe the Knights who say "Ni!" sent the skateboarders.
  • Apex7 | 2 years ago | +3
    Times sure have changed... If these were the skaters I grew up with he'd already be bleeding on the ground from a flurry of skull smashing truck hits...
    • Fiskafu01 | 2 years ago | +2
      for real...we had to earn our right to run streets where I'm from. I probably touched more skulls in my time than most rappers claimin thug. At 36 I'm far from "just some punk" even though I dont ride anymore,I dont run from a fight. Never underestimate someone that abuses himself for jollies.
    • SteakSauce | 2 years ago | +1
      thats right man TRUCK FUCK THAT FAT RENTA COP PIECE OF SHIT!!
  • bADSOMBEASH | 2 years ago | +2
    DAMMIT, give the security guard a gun and just let him start shooting.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
    For being a donut eating, obese rent-a-cop, that boy can sprint.
    • antbiggy | 2 years ago | +1
      That's what happens to career failure after playing college football.
      • antbiggy | 2 years ago
        I obviously meant to put 'AMERICAN' before 'football'
        • deleted | 2 years ago
          It's cool. It's the only football I recognize.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
    I think it is Pedobear in disguise trying to steal the skateboard to use for bait.
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