Seen my couch?

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From: PhotoShopWarrior Joined: 11 months ago Uploads: 150 |
Added: Apr 17, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: large   lady   woman   girl   heavy   fat   xbox   controller   halo   3   champion   |
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She handed you your ass in Halo 3 last night.. +6 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 4 months ago

If she was in halo you could shoot at anywhere in the game and still kill the bitch. +4 reply
Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo? Hay lapa no ya, Solo! *slobber slobber slobber* +3 reply13thstepper posted 4 months ago
...or you could go with Spaceballs and Pizza the Hut, "Have the money lonestar or the next time Pizza - is going to send out for you" +4 reply
please make her a zombie so we can kill her with a clear conscience +1 reply13thstepper posted 4 months ago
You can't kill that with a clear conscience? replyDaredevil1930 posted 4 months ago

You wouldn't see that many stretchmarks in a rubber factory. +8 reply
i love breasts,, but flapjack titts just dont do it for me +2 replyfireball80ca posted 4 months ago
LOOK...I AM FUCKING WARNING YOU!! +4 replymassageplus posted 4 months ago
What's eaten ya yogi??? She is even to much BARE for you. lol reply 
No respect for the Comma and the Ellipsis... +1 reply
HIDE AND SEEK! +2 replyjoythief07 posted 4 months ago
Or hide and not seek. +3 reply
or seek assylum in a different country +2 replywhitetrashdotnet posted 4 months ago
or hide and never heard from again +1 replyDancingcorpse posted 4 months ago
I know I like to be comfortable but this is bad, she needs to get off the couch before she permantly becomes the couch +4 replyShadowJewels posted 4 months ago
shes gt nice umm hair +1 replysuperman2050 posted 4 months ago

Mmmm, stretchy. +7 reply

*japanese people running and pointing* "Emo-zilla"! +10 reply
Iwo Jima? I can never understand you fuckers! +4 replyjoythief07 posted 4 months ago
Old Japanese Godzilla movies dubbed in English. reply 
its not "emo-zilla" its "EMO-ZIRRA!" +2 reply
I think i left my controller and headset on the beanbag chair. +1 replyzerocommazero posted 4 months ago
If you lift up your left tit, you'll find the half-dozen twinkies you thought you'd lost. As for your dignity...that's gone, you won't find that anywhere. +2 replythelastvoice posted 4 months ago

That big fat bitch must have gotten hungry and eaten the xbox console like a sandwitch! The controller is for dessert! +1 reply

i'd tap that, i'd love that, i'd marry than, then boot her out and i'd HALO it... black guys are so dodgy huh +1 reply 
That's a big god damn boot! +1 reply
I thought you liked your ladies arses supersize? replymassageplus posted 4 months ago
get away from my joystick, bitch +2 replyLearnToSwim posted 4 months ago
Where's the shark bro??? +1 reply

Headbands are soooo sexy. +1 reply
sweet tatts uber biotch +1 replytwatsickle posted 4 months ago

Its a man, its a woman. No, its the phat-box. If you find the pussy, its yours. +2 reply
GAME OVER. +6 replymr jonhson69 posted 4 months ago
forget the x box who ate my fkn oreo's +5 replytwatsickle posted 4 months ago
*sigh* ...some people just find gravity a little harder to deal with than others. Fatty. +8 replymassageplus posted 4 months ago

Just drag the bitch back to sea.. reply

The dragons tail WAS horizontal when the tat was new. +2 reply
You're right Eco, it must be a real drag-on her mind to be reminded each time! replymassageplus posted 4 months ago

her ass ate the sofa +1 reply 
GRAB THE HARPOONS! we got our self A beached whale. oh shit and she stole some ones x box!!!1 kill it. +1 reply
who or what thought it would be a good idea to take this picture?! +1 replycrimsonhands posted 4 months ago
i didnt know microsoft made xxx box's +6 replyirishjohn80 posted 4 months ago

She ATE my Xbox. Cunt! +5 reply
She really took that Worlds of Warcraft exspansion to the next level.(way to far) +1 replySUPER_VILLAIN posted 4 months ago
Nice earrings!! +1 replynorwaybabe469 posted 4 months ago

These all posts are turning into Big Nightmare. +1 reply

Pick a fold any fold. +3 reply
I'd be surprised if she could find her box let alone her x-box. +2 replyDellamorte posted 4 months ago
hmm and my hubby plays with his xbox more than me, wonder if he relizes this is what hes playing with on there! +2 replynookielookie posted 4 months ago
Show him! Get his ass in check. He should be playing with you more! ;) +1 reply 
Yeah, no doubt in my mind your way more fun than any game :) +2 reply 
I love my Halo, but I'd have to put it down for you babe. +1 reply
ill let you play with my controller! replynookielookie posted 4 months ago
Is that a 3rd boob coming out of her gut? +1 replyDoctorKink posted 4 months ago
That is a pouch. Much like marsupials pouches, they are used to stash little debbie snack cakes, cell phones and deodorant creams. All necessary items. replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 4 months ago

Goddamnit, if she intercepted my 360 on the way to the repair center I'll fucking kill her. I'm already getting twitchy from withdrawal symptoms - and video stores don't rent them anymore cause there's too many problems. reply

Does 360 represent the gaming system or her weight? +2 reply
i see a 2nd face.. lol +1 replyrazorbackisback posted 4 months ago
she's melting +1 replypain_whore posted 4 months ago
my eyes melted from seeing this :P +1 replyboogerking posted 4 months ago

The controler is plugged in wanna play. reply
If you think she looks fat now, you should have see her before she went on the Biggest Looser TV show.... replyjonniewaker posted 4 months ago

Good to see she shaved her pits! reply
hey its jaba the hut on jenny craig!!! loookin good!!!hahaha replywhere666evil666lies posted 4 months ago

I wonder what her gamertag is. I'd like to get her into my friends list. reply
missesIeatpies4life +2 replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 4 months ago

How can she possibly have time for xbox? Getting that big is a full-time occupation. +2 reply

what?! that's not what she said she looked like on x-box live!! reply

xbox couch person food= what you see here.... reply

i like a bitch that can play video games reply
it's not a woman or a female dog it's very clearly a whale with arms +1 replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 4 months ago
that bitch don't need xbox ... she needs wii ... get some fucking exercise replyMiLf4LiFe07 posted 4 months ago

damn thats sick reply
Amy Winehouse after it's all over. -1 replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 3 months ago

Hey i love Amy :-( reply
I'm sorry but Amy is a fucking mess. I can't even listen to her brilliant debut CD anymore. She really fucked up and the shame of it all is that there are so many talented female singers that would have really appreciated the break that Amy got. replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 3 months ago

would you? for how much? for how long? reply
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