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From: PhotoShopWarrior Joined: 11 months ago Uploads: 150 |
Added: Dec 26, 2007 Category: Funny Tags: price   list   sex   industry   japan   |
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I'll pull this if it is a repost.. Let me know because I didn't find it using sensible tag searches. replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 8 months ago
Why is french kissing the same price as getting a dildo in the ass? This is why i dont trust the asians- they have no idea how currency and exchange work. +5 replySuPaFly43218 posted 8 months ago
im j/k im j/k, no offense to asians :P replySuPaFly43218 posted 8 months ago
lol yeah no kidding.. they should charge more for frenching.. it sessy. reply
the good thing is there is no dog burgers or steak on here replysuperman2086 posted 8 months ago
100000 for heaven666? bargain :P +2 replygarageflower posted 6 months ago
to pricey for my taste +2 replyduvessa_belladonna posted 8 months ago
im free, splurge your ass off, its christmas! replyImYourSoldier posted 8 months ago
naw, you're alright. a $300 ps2 here costs like 500,000 yen, so we can afford it. hell, we'll even get a collection jar passed around! reply

i'll take a #8......and maybe a #10 to go +1 reply
hahaha replyTomCruiseFTW posted 8 months ago

I'm thinking more like a collage dorm room game for the guys.... think they have a book and keep up their points.... some what like... adult Pokemon'.... ya know the Japs!! +1 reply
Lady Q...I wanna lick you replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 8 months ago
pick your choice of toppings and off you go! theres plenty for the pickin! reply
Just used a yen to dollar converter. If it is correct, #10 will put you back $876. US replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 8 months ago
same, a #10 is $850aprx/£425aprx, you can work out the rest, hella pricey, adn youll most likely be fucking a guy anywyays replyImYourSoldier posted 8 months ago

Well that's fucked up. Where's the scat price. I wanna shit in some jap girls face, and make HER pay ME. +10 reply 
That's on the "special" menu... and btw, never ask for a 'takeaway' from this place. +4 reply 
Oh that's for free mate, even I think you will get paid for that. Just tell them they did a shit job, then do your shit job. reply
So for $8.76 you get to lick the girls which have been screwed and jizzed on and licked by other ppl? I'll Pass... +2 replySandman0693 posted 8 months ago
smart man! I had a studetn run down to mexico to go to boys town to "become a man" when I asked how it went he said he was too nervous to get it up so he went down on her. I was like you stupid dumnbass how the hell did you make it into college, you paid money to go down on a border town prostitute on a saturday night?!?!?!?!? +3 reply
You'd be surprised at the idiots I see in my classes Mac replySandman0693 posted 8 months ago
must have been in the mood for some dirty tacos MD +1 reply 
the dirtiest of tacos Im sure -1 reply
My first experience with a mexican prostitute... I was 14 at a strip club, kept saying, "Five dolla take you to back show you a good time." Then she kept scratching her vag like she had crabs. Fucking gross as hell. replySir Waffles posted 8 months ago
What was the donkey's name? +1 reply 
i think he said 876 dollars.. not 8.76 reply

I hope this isn't Pedophelia for Dummies. reply

Do you get 1 from column A and one from column B? +2 reply
What? No General Cho special? replyBuzzBurbank posted 8 months ago

Is the translation for #3 the stinky finger? +1 reply
Where is the Samuri Seesaw or the Geisha Gargler....They are holding back on the rest of us, I'm telling you guys... +4 replyHyde in plain sight posted 8 months ago
..geisha gargler? LOL +1 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 8 months ago

the only words i understand are Deep, Fuck, and 3p. and why is the lady sucking on a carrot? +1 reply
She doesnt see well. +1 replyBuzzBurbank posted 8 months ago
theyre japanese, you know what theyre liek... sheesh, maybe people would spend 30,00Y/$70/£35 on carrot BJ, if they sell it, obviously someone wants it replyImYourSoldier posted 8 months ago
iom being sarcastic with you, not at you :D replyImYourSoldier posted 8 months ago
i'd assume because of censorship laws reply
thats all i neeed to want to go to japan replySMACKACRACKA posted 8 months ago
wonder how much to shit on them probably get that one on the house replySMACKACRACKA posted 8 months ago
you have to bring your own modified pinebox. reply
Can i order a Number 3 with a #5, no wait i changed my mind, can i order a #2 Combo with a Diet coke, No wait i changed my mind.............. replyCubanCoyote posted 8 months ago
Supersize it! reply
What is Yen worth in American dollars replyaeroclutch posted 8 months ago
a very rough estimate, move the decimal place over by two (ex. 10000 yen -> $100) reply

The stars making it so exciting! reply
rummy,rummy! replyBuzzBurbank posted 8 months ago

shit my dyslexia is getting worse I cant even figure out half the picograms what the helll is a #2 what can you get your eyeballs rubbed? reply 
i'm pretty sure that means you get to fondle. (eyes = nipples) +1 reply
chinese japanese dirty knees look at these replyanastasiajubilee posted 8 months ago
What! No whoflungpoo? replyrealitycheck posted 8 months ago

what the hell is #2 supposed to mean? 2000 yen to touch her nipples? I can touch mine for free!!! +1 reply 
Number 6 is worst, 10000 for Jerking, I can Jerk mine for free. reply

I don't see any scat play on the menu-are you sure this is japanese?? +2 reply

CHEAP reply 
no kidding. that can't be right, i was reading a manga on sakuras (not quite prostitutes, but get paid for dates) and they sold their underwear for a standard 10000 yen a pair and unless you're going to a bargain basement, it's not worth the same as a handjob or bukkake. reply

#9s like 7t,L Fuck... I CHOOSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU reply

well there was a price menu at the Mustang ranch also a binaca blast was $50.00 reply
It sure as hell isn't Thailand, they probably feature a kid's meal on all their menus. replyMonteFucko posted 6 months ago

dammit whats the last one. friggin logo blocked it. midget sex perhaps? or mabey a rusty trombone! reply 
3P=3 person sex...a threesome. reply
i'll do a #9 supersized and maybe a 3 to go please replyohfuckthat posted 5 months ago
ya gotta love japan replyCaptainStrogganoph posted 1 month ago
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