PhillyDarko

Shark bait

Ooh Ha HA!
by PhillyDarko | 2 years ago (Tue, Jun 15, 2010 9:50pm EDT) | in Animals
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shark   bites   guy   and   he   cries   like   a   pussy  
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  • olympicFapper | 2 years ago | +13
    Fuckin beer belly budweiser boys... all tough till it hurts a bit. Owned by 60 million years of solid evolution chump... haha.
    • vladtheimpaler | 2 years ago | +2
      Fat fuck didn't know to keep his hands away from the mouths of the razor gang, I have no idea what this schmuck was trying to do with that hook, but an obvious amatuer, I wonder if he ever heard of a pair of pliers?
      • MetalHawx | 2 years ago
        I'm Surprised he didn't just start beating the fuckers head in, Instead he screams then gets his hand free and just holds it there like Bite me again Please!
  • Hanson666999 | 2 years ago | +4
  • Gecko | 2 years ago | +3
    I told you fish can feel pain! Just did not know they could scream.
  • fireball80ca | 2 years ago | +2
    Eco's gonna love this
  • NinjaGirl | 2 years ago | +2
    I don't blame you for biting him, Eco. He DID try mounting you at 0:20
    • ecorock | 2 years ago | +8
      He made me feel vulnerable.
      • douchebag666 | 2 years ago | +5
        Eco you taught your kid well buddy. Kudos. Happy Father's day man.
        • ecorock | 2 years ago
          Youre too kind.
  • Mystyfydu | 2 years ago | +2
    If you can afford to be fishing on a boat in the ocean than you can afford to buy proper fishing tools to make it easier for you and less painful for the fish. I wish Baby Eco would have took a bigger bite out of your hand you whiney little bitch.
  • Tommygunn | 2 years ago | +2
    Next time CUT the Leader you CHEAP BITCH
  • Kakarotto | 2 years ago | +1
    Now he won't be using his middle finger for a while...pitty it didn't got bitten of though...
    • olympicFapper | 2 years ago
      Lucky it didn't bite his dick off...
      • Punchy748 | 2 years ago | +3
        Why are you concerned for the well-being of his dick? You can live without his finger, but never without his dick, huh?
        • olympicFapper | 2 years ago | +1 -3
          Who said I am concerned about his dick half-ass clown? Why the wanker humour? Is your self-esteem that low?
          • Punchy748 | 2 years ago | +7
            It's ok bro, breath.
            • pinkcarson2 | 2 years ago
              I'm concerned about it...this douche looks like some lame DJ that only plays Jimmy Buffet songs. Don't need that kinda person breeding.
  • brohamn | 2 years ago | +1
    Ya let me try and take out the hook with my hand without the glove on
    • ConnieLynne | 2 years ago | +1
      And a pair of long needlenose pliers!
  • ecorock | 2 years ago | +1
    Jacques Cousteau: He's not him.
    • Shammie | 2 years ago | +1
      Showing your age there darling!! I bet a lot on here are wondering WTF?!!
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago | +1
        Jacques was the man!! He fucked around down there for years...never got so much as a fish bite...here these motherfuckers can't even deal with the fish IN THE BOAT!!!
      • ecorock | 2 years ago
        I bet a lot on here are wondering WTF about a lot of things. LOL
  • CHL | 2 years ago | +1
    That's a very nice upload Mr. Philly. What, they didn't have a pair of needle nose pliers.
  • Deviant | 2 years ago | +1
    Just looks like karma is all. Guy drilled into the shark's mouth, the shark drilled into his hand. Fair enough.
  • dickcheese | 2 years ago | +1
    what a bitch scream!
  • knuckleheadstuey | 2 years ago | +1
    they should throw their bleeding buddy overboard and attract some real sharks.
    • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago
      DAMN Knuckle...that's cold blooded...but I like it! Turn that fat motherfucker into chum!!!
  • PLEDGEY | 2 years ago | +1
    sir, you scream like a girl.
  • SticksAndStones | 2 years ago | +1
    Now he's going to go back and tell his shark buddies that we taste like chicken and scream like bitches.
  • aussietool | 2 years ago
    thats karma 4 ya.. girly boy..
  • grahalex22 | 2 years ago
    Was it they guy who got bit that screamed like a ten year old girl getting raped?
    • Mystyfydu | 2 years ago
      How the fuck do you know what ten year old girls sound like when they're getting raped you fucking sick twisted pedophile you.
      • grahalex22 | 2 years ago | +2
        You were the one recording!
  • brohamn | 2 years ago
    Eco I'm sure this another one of your offspring that's made you proud
    • ecorock | 2 years ago
      He jumped out of play dead mode a little too quick but he did good. LOL
      • RIGHT AND EXACT | 2 years ago | +2
        I thought he did just fine....he lulled that stupid fuck into a false sense of security. Shit.... we all thought the shark was done for. I bet he swam away laughing his ass off and yelling to his boys, "..did y'all hear him? Did you hear that chubby punk scream like I stuck some shark dick in him? Lil bitch....all I did was nip a finger and he's screaming like he's in a death metal band...."
        • ecorock | 2 years ago
          Thats beautiful man. Beautiful.
  • Plumber | 2 years ago
    I think MUH BWOY Philly has taken ochills position as the most awesome uploads :)
  • aLongBrownStick | 2 years ago
    That was fucking cool..but a part of me wanted to find out that all starfish wiener's started with a shark..
  • ronjen54 | 2 years ago
    He screamed like the guy that got nailed by the leopard.
  • JmarkedUrSpot | 2 years ago
    "I is messin up ur finger" sez LOLshark
  • Deadmeat | 2 years ago
    He has 9 more, he will be alright ...pussy.
  • CaptnNutzo | 2 years ago
    Lol hes friends just stand there and watch him cry like a baby
  • Imperial | 2 years ago
    guy needs to work his grip and probably his warcry too
  • V1NCEN7 | 2 years ago
    An eye for a finger... still uneven.
  • kemet | 2 years ago
    score 1 for tiny shark
  • FuzzyKiwis | 2 years ago
    Fish are friends, not food... People on the other hand...
  • joeysoups69 | 2 years ago
    glad the shark got a little taste of blood
  • numbnuts13 | 2 years ago
    Stupid twat. People use plyers to take the hook out of a pike and this dumbass uses his fingers to take the hook out of a shark's mouth. Give him his Darwin award already!
  • daddyslittlewhore | 2 years ago
    Fucking rednecks, he looks like he a mutant. His brain is screaming white 12 year old boy his body is saying Homo erectus. I wish that shark would have bit his whole hand off so the fucking asshole has to jack off with his vacuum and a stump.
  • Belzac | 2 years ago
    what a fuckin pussy
  • Iarumasmus | 2 years ago
    What kinda person wouldn't see that coming? Deserves to be bitten. XD
  • navyguy82 | 2 years ago
    Thats the first time I have had to turn down my volume for a girl scream... take it like a man, your the ass that put your thumb in his mouth... hahahaa
  • PhaserPk | 1 year ago
    screams like a girl
  • n0xy | 1 year ago
    i was sad for the poor sharkie but karma is a bitch :)
  • Carly | 3 months ago
    idiots u can tell there a bunch of douchebags especially as one of them is called chad
  • ruthless | 2 years ago | -1
    attention whore...............all like ooohhh look at me,look at me