H666 Network: Heaven666 | TogetherInPorn | ToxicFactory | CelebrityFlavor | Forums | Live Cams

ZAP

Send to Friend Save to Favorites Flag
Rate:
66 ratings
Views: 26448
Comments: 131 Favorited: 8 times Share on Facebook

 
From: Giulia
Joined: 11 months ago
Uploads: 147
Added: Feb 26, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: electricity   zap   vacuum   cleaner   scissors   shock  
131 new posts added since your last visit to this topic ( marked by a light gray background ). You must be logged in for this feature to work. Do it here

  • moretech posted 5 months ago
    karmas a bitch. +5 reply
    • PissFlap posted 5 months ago
      A cross between Yoda and Gandhi like yourself would know such things ! :) +1 reply
      • abegoods posted 5 months ago
        know such things a cross between yoda and gandhi like yourself would know +1 reply
  • Pastafazool posted 5 months ago
    I'm not sure because the lady of the house usually vacuums, but I think there's a button you can flip +10 reply
    • Shammie posted 5 months ago
      I once had to phone my cleaner to ask how to turn the vacuum cleaner on...... ! reply
  • h2o troll posted 5 months ago
    I may be mistaken but there is a plug on the end of tne cord. Just unplug it. +2 reply
    • fuckitdamn posted 5 months ago
      I think he was trying to disconnect the power cord from the extension cord and it shorted out somehow. reply
      • Giulia posted 5 months ago
        Scissors. 22 secs grabs them from desk, 35 secs you can see them in his hand. Stop trying to make excuses, face facts this guy is an idiot. (Amazingly he didn't die) +11 reply
        • Giulia posted 5 months ago
          sorry 32 secs not 35, bloody typos reply
          • PhotoShopWarrior posted 5 months ago
            Try cutting back on the gin and tonic. reply
            • Giulia posted 5 months ago
              I don't drink, I smoke, I inject, I snort. But I DO NOT DRINK. You have insulted my honor. I propose dueling pistols at 20 paces, good sir. reply
              • PhotoShopWarrior posted 5 months ago
                1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..... BANG!!! You're dead. I am a cheating bastard. +5 reply
                • fuckitdamn posted 5 months ago
                  I'd neg you if i could ,Jerk! Guilia was a cool guy. +1 reply
                  • Giulia posted 5 months ago
                    You spelt my name wrong. Why I should neg you for that, but apparently I must moderate 5 people blah blah blah. consider it a warning. I shall return with my negging finger to get you later. +1 reply
                    • fuckitdamn posted 5 months ago
                      Well i might give a shit if i wasn't about to pull the toothpicks out that are holding my eyelids open and fall into a coma like state. +2 reply
                • Giulia posted 5 months ago
                  But I have my monolopy "Get out of jail free" card with the word jail crossed out and death written in with crayon. It is my "Get out of death free" card. So the joke is on you, as you reload I shot and they are now PEELing your banana guts of the sidewalk. +1 reply
  • nookielookie posted 5 months ago
    hehehe i would be laughing so hard as i dialed 911 +3 reply
    • R3dneck posted 5 months ago
      You're a nicer person than I am - or you don't want the cops asking you questions. +1 reply
  • Knightmare316 posted 5 months ago
    now that's an eletricified performance +2 reply
    • PhotoShopWarrior posted 5 months ago
      Plus 1 for extreme creativity in spelling 'electrified.' Your own personal copy of Webster's dictionary is on its way as our complementary gift. Delivery in 2-4 weeks. +7 reply
  • jiggernaut posted 5 months ago
    And here kids is why you should check your outlets for GFCI protection before, going ape-shit on the cleaning lady's vacuum +1 reply
  • WorkersUnite posted 5 months ago
    Capitalism at its finest. Blame the cleaner who is making $7 an hour because you yourself are underpaid. Cut the cord because you cant fulfill your workload. Why not place the blame accordingly and blame your manager who is promoting the profit maximization schemes of the owner. But fuck it pussy attack the one beneath your regal status of cubicle occupier +3 reply
    • thatswhayyourmomsaid posted 5 months ago
      . . . um, some dumb ass tried to cut a power cord and got electrocuted . . . there is no need for commie, proletariat vs. bourgeoisie, analysis of the situation reply
      • WorkersUnite posted 5 months ago
        Its a personal ideology but if you would like to negate it by regurgatating it on the basis of associating the comment with speech of a political ideology you could neither explain or comprehend , then please lets discuss where my synopsis of the video is wrong. reply
        • 13thstepper posted 5 months ago
          go back to russia. reply
          • WorkersUnite posted 5 months ago
            That is so original. So because i support the protection of the working class I can not possibly be from America. God its people like you with these stupid retorts that make Americans look so dumb at times reply
  • madmat posted 5 months ago
    It's proven that stress kills, this is just an example of the extremes it'll go to to take you out. reply
  • pain_whore posted 5 months ago
    there have been so many times when i wanted to do that... glad i didnt and opted to scream as i walked away instead... hey at least i am alive reply
  • Sylvia posted 5 months ago
    His muscles would contract and tense his entire body, he would also go into spasm. She should have taken off his trosers, jumped on top and enjoyed the ride reply
  • gfl160 posted 5 months ago
    it's only 110 volts, it tingles for a bit and then goes away. For a real good time try the 220 volt line...that will make Viagra seem weak! +1 reply
  • slightlydisturbed posted 5 months ago
    love the way the cleaner looks up at the lights as they dim down....class post Giulia. +1 reply
  • irishjohn80 posted 5 months ago
    the poor fucker was trying to post a killer comment on h666 but couldn't concentrate with all the noise. +2 reply
  • GreasedUpDeafGuy posted 5 months ago
    like stated in the boondock saints.. "i cant believe that just fucking happned , is it dead?" reply
  • scorpyo posted 5 months ago
    There will be only one. And the smartest one here is the vacuum cleaner. reply
  • duchess4ever2 posted 5 months ago
    i wonder what his children r like since he must be the smartest man in the world reply
  • chubb_rock posted 5 months ago
    FAKE. Don't you guys see that? There are no other employees in the office. It must be fake. reply
    • stylez40 posted 5 months ago
      maybe that was why he was so pissed off...he is the only one working. I take it you have never had an office job? reply
    • ieatcannibals posted 5 months ago
      he is probably working late (which is why the cleaning lady is there DOING HER JOB). but there are others there, 3 people poke out of their cubicles when the lights dim (look towards the back of the room). i don't think this is fake reply
  • Yavay posted 5 months ago
    What a fuckin dipshit. Id knock the bitch out instead then shut the vacuum off reply
  • kokozigzig posted 5 months ago
    what a guy. he prefers to be electrocuted than to hear the vaccuum. reply
  • doggrande posted 5 months ago
    so let me get this straight ..... no there nothing to get straight this guy is a dumb ass and if i were vaccumeing i tape te cord up and turn the vaccume on and go back to work....... reply
  • manofurdrmz posted 5 months ago
    what a doofus <why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam> Office Space - Samir reply