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Split penis
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From: PissFlap
Joined: 3 years ago
Uploads: 64 		Added: Sep 07, 2007
Category: Bizarre
Tags: penis   weiner   mutilation   starfish   body   mod  

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  • MFA | 3 years ago
    He cant figure out why when he pisses, it hits him in the face. +3 reply
  • goldenturtle | 3 years ago
    I got my crossbow, sword and sheild ready. Goldenturtle reporting for duty Lord Macduff. +6 reply
    • Tommygunn | 3 years ago
      Command car at the ready...Full tank of gas Half a pack.... +2 reply
      • Macduff | 3 years ago
        Rubber biscuit!!!!!! if you have to run the rat puke over you world will sing your praises with such vigor that the halls of asgard will shake, tommygunn, your six fried chickens will be waitng for you, bow bow bow, and plus one to you! reply
    • 13 | 3 years ago
      Two of my goats, One camel, three sister in laws, 5 wives, one kawasaki motor bike, a light bulb 100 wats, pitta bread, a pit bull dog, and lots of marijuana, after the mission celeberation ready, Cheack. +4 reply
      • Macduff | 3 years ago
        yes, the troops will need all that and more, good job!!!!!!!!! plus one to you reply
    • imsofly420 | 3 years ago
      the sad thing is, i actually know what you are all talking about, i need to recover and get out of my house asap reply
  • cpetech | 3 years ago
    One question really has to asked here........What were you thinking? +2 reply
  • hassleoff | 3 years ago
    Private Hassleoff here Lord Macduff armed with all the wisecracks, split cracks, ringed cracks, and slightly soiled cracks!! +3 reply
    • Macduff | 3 years ago
      LMAO! genius!!! hilarious, and humor and ridicule is the most powerful weapons against penis defilers, you will be like the atomic bomb of the squad! plus one to you ( you might want to freshing up, you know what they say calways have clean underwear on when you go out, you might be in a car wreck {who am I kidding with Tommygunn at the wheel and all us wiseguys armed to th teeth crowed in the car,WE WILL be in an accident, you wouldnt want the EMTS thinking, hey this guy that got cut in half, he had on dirty knickers} +2 reply
      • yanidez | 3 years ago
        lmfao!!! man you are funny plus one McDuff!!! Plus one!!! Where do you get that stuff!!! lmao reply
  • infidel | 3 years ago
    anger rising, battle axe in hand, beginning to see red......... reply
  • gulfice | 3 years ago
    Go back on alert guys, this asshole wasn't worth the whole team. Took him out from 1400 yards. +3 reply
    • Giulia | 3 years ago
      Hours of reading/studying has truly paid off for you... The SWSS thanks you for your swift and clear action reply
    • Macduff | 3 years ago
      Always pays to have a sniper of renown on the team!!! plus one to you reply
  • duvessa_belladonna | 3 years ago
    makes me appreciate the penis all the more after seeing the ones on this site o.O +1 reply
    • 13 | 3 years ago
      One here is waiting for your appreciation sweet lady (Blashing). +1 reply
  • KrautHammer | 3 years ago
    my dick just hid and is shaking in its little space boots, fucking picture made me flaccid, jk ll reply
  • scumbag | 1 year ago
    what's the big fuckin deal? i'd only give this dude props if he did it himself like i did. yep you heard right. reply

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